Today I went in for an STD test. The Q-tip broke off in my urethra. FML
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RichardPencil
| 30
That would piss me off!
Except it probably would squirt out in all directions.
Except it probably would squirt out in all directions.
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Zekfen
| 17
Just like a kidney stone, this too shall pass!
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LAUGHINGKOMODO
| 25
Not exactly sure how it works, but I hope that they have some way of getting it out pain-free.
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Dave_Davington
| 33
When they say "just stick the tip in", this is really not what was intended.
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skippydoda
| 32
*hug*
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
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CrazyTrainWreck
| 19
I think next time should just use a condom.
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boopingsnoot
| 23
The q-tip was in this man's penis.
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boopingsnoot
| 23
Whoos wrong comment
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Lobby_Bee
| 17
That's why they call it a snatch.
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boopingsnoot
| 23
The q-tip was in this man's penis.
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blink831forever
| 13
That is a serious ouch.....did the doctor ever get it removed? WTF?! I'm so sorry man. I hope you ended up with a clean bill of health.
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manb91uk
| 22
You are so riddled with Infections that your acidic penis is wrecking the equipment.
STIs are not Pokemon - you're not supposed to catch 'en all!
STIs are not Pokemon - you're not supposed to catch 'en all!
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Glowworm56
| 25
This made me wince a bit. I once got two q-tip heads stuck inside my ears--one for each--and had no idea except that my ears hurt. That was the last time I ever used q-tips in my ears.
Except it probably would squirt out in all directions.