By epictothemax - 10/3/2009 20:40 - United States
Today, I went home for my grandma's 95th birthday. While there she noticed my new tongue piercing and asked why I would get it done. Before I could reply, my cousin says "So she can can make the boys happier when she's sucking on them." She's 9 years old. FML
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By  dwights  |  0

LMAO! had to start it the same way the last 2 people did. but ya smart kid. she will be very smart by the time shes your age ;) wow jk that was bad ahaha :P

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  gangstaco_ol  |  3

I started watching porn in grade 5, I was young so didn't really have the good porn sites, so I just checked out scenes from YouTube :p
I started actually jacking off to them in grade 9 , didnt know about jacking off before then, had never tried it haha

By  epictothemax  |  0

lol my grandma about had a heart attack and my cousin was yelled at for a while. turns out she walked in on her babysitter going down on her boyfriend and put 2 and 2 together. it was really really bad