By CreepyPaperDoll - 05/11/2009 06:36 - United States

Today, I went for coffee with some people from work. I lined up to order behind a guy I'd only met a few times. When he paid, he dropped his wallet, and I saw that he had a picture of me cut from the company newsletter, enlarged, and taped inside his wallet. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 637
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I like the fact he took the effort to enlarge the pic, but im disappointed he didn't photoshop himself into it with a couple of kids.

Oh wow. That's really creepy. I think you should probably talk to whatever part of your company deals with obsessive creepers.

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He might have a shrine dedicated to you in his closet like that kid on Hey Arnold! D:

Why beat up? She should have the courage to just take it as a compliment.

Maybe it was Tiger Woods in disguise and you're gonna be ho #16.

the dod you're hot

If you wanna hit on someone, go like his: The dod, you're hawt, would you like to suck on my cawk?

psssyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyccoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

You missed a 'h'.

'A' is okay. Depends on how you say "h". I say "haych" so 'a' is okay. If you say "aych" then use 'an'.

Oh wow. That's really creepy. I think you should probably talk to whatever part of your company deals with obsessive creepers.

You mean the police? Damn.

you should keep the wallet and max out all his cards

Creepy stalker much?

If u ever need a date to the office Christmas party...

Lol hasn't he heard? Never mix business with stalking

That's cute... you've got yourself a personal stalker :)

Yes because I find all of my stalkers adorable! I have a cutesy nickname for each one. Oh look! Here comes Twitchy, he's my favorite ;)

Hey, it's Knifey! Hi Knifey, can you walk me through this dark alley?

Lmao 62. That made my day.

I like the fact he took the effort to enlarge the pic, but im disappointed he didn't photoshop himself into it with a couple of kids.

Either you have an amazing sense of humour, or you have done this before lol! Anyway, she should be happy, she has a new fan ^^

I'm sure he has already. Unfortunately, a family picture of such photoshopped complexity requires more space than a wallet to do it justice. It's probably hanging on his living room wall.

Talking from experience as well then I take it!

Yes my future wife and I have 2 kids. We go on all sorts of holidays together. The strange thing is she's wearing the same clothes in all of the photos and has the exact same expression on her face. We're one big happy family. I'll tell her about it some day...

I really enjoy love stories with happy endings. Don't you let her get away!

lol at #7, maybe he just hasn't gotten around to it yet.

haha wow. that rly sux. i say go enlarge a diferent employes pic and show THAT too him ;)

Go back to school

Flattering, yes, but incredibly creepy.

I'd certainly never do it, but evidently the sight of you inspires him. I say don't take it personally.