FML : Today, I went for coffee with some people from work. I lined up to order behind a guy I'd only met a few times. When he paid, he dropped his wallet, and...

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Today, I went for coffee with some people from work. I lined up to order behind a guy I'd only met a few times. When he paid, he dropped his wallet, and I saw that he had a picture of me cut from the company newsletter, enlarged, and taped inside his wallet. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By CreepyPaperDoll - / Thursday 5 November 2009 06:36 / United States

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By Peroxide | 3

#655988 - Thursday 5 November 2009 12:43

I like the fact he took the effort to enlarge the pic, but im disappointed he didn't photoshop himself into it with a couple of kids.

By SaintJimmy | 0

#655944 - Thursday 5 November 2009 12:20

Oh wow. That's really creepy. I think you should probably talk to whatever part of your company deals with obsessive creepers.

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By HarrisonVR | 17

#655940 - Thursday 5 November 2009 12:18

Haha, failed. Beat him up.

alexandraa_fml | 0

#656600 - Thursday 5 November 2009 09:43

He might have a shrine dedicated to you in his closet like that kid on Hey Arnold! D:

hoschiadedodi | 0

#656648 - Thursday 5 November 2009 10:34

Why beat up? She should have the courage to just take it as a compliment.

reyemrein | 0

#901950 - Monday 1 March 2010 12:58

Maybe it was Tiger Woods in disguise and you're gonna be ho #16.

alexomAnexo | 0

#916659 - Friday 5 March 2010 02:22

the dod you're hot

iwuvwolfz | 0

#1632929 - Sunday 31 October 2010 07:15

If you wanna hit on someone, go like his: The dod, you're hawt, would you like to suck on my cawk?

By Xellith | 5

#655941 - Thursday 5 November 2009 12:19

psssyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyccoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Spongii101 | 12

#986950 - Saturday 1 May 2010 12:12

You missed a 'h'.

akg98 | 13

#5435594 - Friday 5 April 2013 06:33

^^^^^ *an

By SaintJimmy | 0

#655944 - Thursday 5 November 2009 12:20

Oh wow. That's really creepy. I think you should probably talk to whatever part of your company deals with obsessive creepers.

ilovefatcats | 12

#964741 - Saturday 20 March 2010 06:25

lol #3

harshallmeim69 | 9

#5816011 - Saturday 4 January 2014 05:34

You mean the police? Damn.

By herbertx | 0

#655957 - Thursday 5 November 2009 12:25

you should keep the wallet and max out all his cards

By LilKonvicted | 0

#655960 - Thursday 5 November 2009 12:26

Creepy stalker much?

spovich_fml | 0

#1045718 - Sunday 27 June 2010 05:00

lol

aliciamartinez15 | 11

#5154043 - Friday 16 November 2012 07:06

If u ever need a date to the office Christmas party...

delude | 22

#5952772 - Thursday 22 May 2014 01:44

Lol hasn't he heard? Never mix business with stalking

By BB7 | 0

#655965 - Thursday 5 November 2009 12:28

That's cute... you've got yourself a personal stalker :)

Sun_Kissed18 | 25

#656356 - Thursday 5 November 2009 07:07

Yes because I find all of my stalkers adorable! I have a cutesy nickname for each one. Oh look! Here comes Twitchy, he's my favorite ;)

GreenHacker | 0

#656443 - Thursday 5 November 2009 08:17

Hey, it's Knifey! Hi Knifey, can you walk me through this dark alley?

Knifey | 0

#656896 - Friday 6 November 2009 01:58

you call?

stolencookie | 17

#4219406 - Monday 26 March 2012 10:02

Lmao 62. That made my day.

By Peroxide | 3

#655988 - Thursday 5 November 2009 12:43

I like the fact he took the effort to enlarge the pic, but im disappointed he didn't photoshop himself into it with a couple of kids.

Rayn4u_fml | 0

#656046 - Thursday 5 November 2009 01:31

Either you have an amazing sense of humour, or you have done this before lol! Anyway, she should be happy, she has a new fan ^^

fireandice27 | 0

#656090 - Thursday 5 November 2009 02:01

I'm sure he has already. Unfortunately, a family picture of such photoshopped complexity requires more space than a wallet to do it justice. It's probably hanging on his living room wall.

Rayn4u_fml | 0

#656093 - Thursday 5 November 2009 02:02

Talking from experience as well then I take it!

Peroxide | 3

#656131 - Thursday 5 November 2009 02:38

Yes my future wife and I have 2 kids. We go on all sorts of holidays together. The strange thing is she's wearing the same clothes in all of the photos and has the exact same expression on her face. We're one big happy family. I'll tell her about it some day...