FML : Today, I went downstairs early in the morning to watch a movie. As I walked into the living room and reached for the light switch, I heard my dad say "Knew...

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Today, I went downstairs early in the morning to watch a movie. As I walked into the living room and reached for the light switch, I heard my dad say "Knew you'd change your mind. Get them panties off." followed by the sound of a zipper being undone. I've never been so mortified in my life. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 15 July 2015 16:29 / United States - Katy

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By smile2312 | 16

#6351683 - Thursday 16 July 2015 12:00

oh goodness, what happened after???

By carebear1228 | 20

#6351692 - Thursday 16 July 2015 12:03

another victim petrified by thier father's basilisk.

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By smile2312 | 16

#6351683 - Thursday 16 July 2015 12:00

oh goodness, what happened after???

JMichael | 25

#6351709 - Thursday 16 July 2015 12:10

The bad start to a porno movie..

Schizomaniac | 24

#6351760 - Thursday 16 July 2015 01:05

Are there ever any good starts to porno movies?

Hoopachi | 19

#6351771 - Thursday 16 July 2015 01:21

Surprise buttsex

Jflowers9296 | 14

#6351791 - Thursday 16 July 2015 01:48

It's her father!!!!!! Where did you think that would be appropriate or funny?

ZombieSazza | 34

#6351847 - Thursday 16 July 2015 03:22

The Lannisters & Targaryens would approve of porno like that! #30, theres a shit tonne of father/daughter porn on the Internet... So... Y'know...

RedPillSucks | 30

#6351863 - Thursday 16 July 2015 04:11

this is one FML that should NOT be illustrated

Roskie | 16

#6351979 - Thursday 16 July 2015 06:34

No one is saying anything the original post didn't imply.

demonte_jones | 19

#6352195 - Thursday 16 July 2015 03:38

#27 that wasn't clever nor funny #30 calm your tits

alexanderavatar | 24

#6352230 - Thursday 16 July 2015 05:31

how do you know? what do you watch

BoltTheSuperdog | 22

#6353181 - Friday 17 July 2015 07:43

#44: It's still possible though.

Jflowers9296 | 14

#6356250 - Monday 20 July 2015 09:33

By DemHaxBro | 20

#6351685 - Thursday 16 July 2015 12:01

Go buy some mind bleech

ChristinePi | 36

#6351695 - Thursday 16 July 2015 12:04

Bleach*

killer6969 | 16

#6351989 - Thursday 16 July 2015 06:53

Bleech is the next form of bleach, much stronger and efficient and seriously necessary.

B1ackthesun | 31

#6351996 - Thursday 16 July 2015 07:13

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

BigC_from_Bama | 16

#6352022 - Thursday 16 July 2015 07:27

My gut tells me he was joking #66

cmchappy | 20

#6352030 - Thursday 16 July 2015 07:34

Got all scientific to look smart oh the irony

firemedic841 | 11

#6352091 - Thursday 16 July 2015 09:15

#66 used too much bleach when dihydrogen monoxide was in order.

B1ackthesun | 31

#6352113 - Thursday 16 July 2015 10:20

Your gut is correct 67, but I'm not surprised or concerned by the down votes Some times facetious moods strike me ;)

Fymlife | 14

#6352175 - Thursday 16 July 2015 02:22

#66 You must have a hard time grasping the concept of sarcasm.

deathshead | 19

#6422902 - Tuesday 29 September 2015 12:58

I dont know about 66, but the thing that makes sarcasm hard for me is that its not being verbally said and im always "sarcastic" weither I axtually am or not.

By jessie841 | 11

#6351690 - Thursday 16 July 2015 12:03

Wow that must have been awkward... Sorry you had to deal with your dad mistaking you as your mom. But I am curious as to what you did... I think we need a follow up!

By Amydervaux | 20

#6351691 - Thursday 16 July 2015 12:03

This is one of the moments I'm very glad to have divorced parents.

xKrisSmoove | 21

#6351716 - Thursday 16 July 2015 12:20

Wouldn't that mean your dad would have been talking to you, his daughter?

TH_Insomniak | 15

#6351726 - Thursday 16 July 2015 12:29

#16 oh god... not that porno

Fmlsea | 26

#6352117 - Thursday 16 July 2015 10:38

there could've been a similar situation if you lived with your dad and he had a gf who was either staying or living at the house too.

By carebear1228 | 20

#6351692 - Thursday 16 July 2015 12:03

another victim petrified by thier father's basilisk.

Karinrinkashi | 9

#6351841 - Thursday 16 July 2015 03:09

that comment...

RedPillSucks | 30

#6351866 - Thursday 16 July 2015 04:12

ball sack?

moosetracks22 | 10

#6351874 - Thursday 16 July 2015 04:17

Basilisk- a type of snake/serpent, see Harry Potter and the chamber of secrets for more info. But seeing your father's ball sack would be equally frightening