Today, I went downstairs early in the morning to watch a movie. As I walked into the living room and reached for the light switch, I heard my dad say "Knew you'd change your mind. Get them panties off." followed by the sound of a zipper being undone. I've never been so mortified in my life. FML
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smile2312
| 16
oh goodness, what happened after???
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carebear1228
| 20
another victim petrified by thier father's basilisk.
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smile2312
| 16
oh goodness, what happened after???
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JMichael
| 25
The bad start to a porno movie..
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Schizomaniac
| 24
Are there ever any good starts to porno movies?
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Hoopachi
| 19
Surprise buttsex
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Jflowers9296
| 14
It's her father!!!!!! Where did you think that would be appropriate or funny?
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ZombieSazza
| 34
The Lannisters & Targaryens would approve of porno like that!
#30, theres a shit tonne of father/daughter porn on the Internet... So... Y'know...
#30, theres a shit tonne of father/daughter porn on the Internet... So... Y'know...
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RedPillSucks
| 31
this is one FML that should NOT be illustrated
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Roskie
| 16
No one is saying anything the original post didn't imply.
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demonte_jones
| 19
#27 that wasn't clever nor funny
#30 calm your tits
#30 calm your tits
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alexanderavatar
| 24
how do you know? what do you watch
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BoltTheSuperdog
| 22
#44: It's still possible though.
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Jflowers9296
| 14
K
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DemHaxBro
| 20
Go buy some mind bleech
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ChristinePi
| 36
Bleach*
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killer6969
| 16
Bleech is the next form of bleach, much stronger and efficient and seriously necessary.
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B1ackthesun
| 31
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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BigC_from_Bama
| 16
My gut tells me he was joking #66
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cmchappy
| 25
Got all scientific to look smart oh the irony
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firemedic841
| 11
#66 used too much bleach when dihydrogen monoxide was in order.
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B1ackthesun
| 31
Your gut is correct 67, but I'm not surprised or concerned by the down votes Some times facetious moods strike me ;)
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Fymlife
| 14
#66 You must have a hard time grasping the concept of sarcasm.
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deathshead
| 19
I dont know about 66, but the thing that makes sarcasm hard for me is that its not being verbally said and im always "sarcastic" weither I axtually am or not.
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jessie841
| 11
Wow that must have been awkward... Sorry you had to deal with your dad mistaking you as your mom. But I am curious as to what you did... I think we need a follow up!
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Amydervaux
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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xKrisSmoove
| 21
Wouldn't that mean your dad would have been talking to you, his daughter?
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TH_Insomniak
| 15
#16 oh god... not that porno
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Fmlsea
| 28
there could've been a similar situation if you lived with your dad and he had a gf who was either staying or living at the house too.
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carebear1228
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another victim petrified by thier father's basilisk.
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Karinrinkashi
| 9
that comment...
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RedPillSucks
| 31
ball sack?
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moosetracks22
| 10
Basilisk- a type of snake/serpent, see Harry Potter and the chamber of secrets for more info.
But seeing your father's ball sack would be equally frightening
But seeing your father's ball sack would be equally frightening
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Attacksloth
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LMFAO THIS IS HONESTLY THE BEST REPLY I THINK I'VE EVER READ
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Wallflowerchild
| 12
The Chamber of Secrets has been opened. Enemies of the Heir beware.
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emilytheperson
| 17
Noo D: that's the worst.
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Zwerik
| 31
Oh my god... I really want to know what happened next, actually.
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vsus98
| 22
Your profile pic is approriate.
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Yazoo77
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RIP OP's ears.
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Anonypus
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Good luck erasing that memory!
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KingLewisII
| 34
This is what happens when you tell your dad you're feeling naughty
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Thoricsteam20
| 24
I see what you did there.