FML : Today, I went down on my boyfriend while he was drunk, and he told me to get protection from his bedroom. I came back, he was passed out on the couch....

Today, I went down on my boyfriend while he was drunk, and he told me to get protection from his bedroom. I came back, he was passed out on the couch. His parents then came into the room after hearing noises. I was sitting there naked holding a condom while he was fast asleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 4 January 2011 09:01 / New Zealand

Intimacy

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By VickyG17 | 4

#1928100 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 16:12

You were gonna do it in his parents living room? YDI

By ulicksam | 0

#1928121 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 16:15

He still lives at home, so you shouldn't be doing it there anyway, but at least do it in his room. You're an idiot and you deserve it.

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By VickyG17 | 4

#1928100 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 16:12

You were gonna do it in his parents living room? YDI

SeasonedLemur | 5

#1928479 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 18:59

Let's face it if the genders were reversed the situation would have been far worse of the OP.

angel9413 | 0

#2048549 - Saturday 5 February 2011 15:48

so true

By ulicksam | 0

#1928121 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 16:15

He still lives at home, so you shouldn't be doing it there anyway, but at least do it in his room. You're an idiot and you deserve it.

baden18830 | 5

#2276011 - Friday 1 April 2011 8:20

if they live with their parents they have to do it at the house. if you disagree you're either a virgin or over 40.

Vagabond89 | 0

#2342279 - Wednesday 13 April 2011 6:48

at 72 there's a

By doumtabarnack | 12

#1928149 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 16:21

so smart

By knibbsy | 4

#1928155 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 16:22

YDI for attempting to fornicate in the middle of his house. I hope his parents call you the "Living Room Rapist" from now on, and make jokes about your hairy ass and saggy vagina.

idkwhoiam104 | 0

#1928305 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 17:22

lmfao youu shouldd listen 2 this dude

douuchebag | 0

#1930159 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 8:27

awesome

dani_zombie | 0

#1931137 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 14:50

lol your comments are hilarious :))

By amerwin | 3

#1928159 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 16:24

I think he meant to grab some cover, because your skills were lacking and he was just going to finish it himself and didn't want you sticking to the sheets.