By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 09:01 - New Zealand

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Today, I went down on my boyfriend while he was drunk, and he told me to get protection from his bedroom. I came back, he was passed out on the couch. His parents then came into the room after hearing noises. I was sitting there naked holding a condom while he was fast asleep. FML
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VickyG17 4
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You were gonna do it in his parents living room? YDI

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ulicksam 0

He still lives at home, so you shouldn't be doing it there anyway, but at least do it in his room. You're an idiot and you deserve it.

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VickyG17 4
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You were gonna do it in his parents living room? YDI

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SeasonedLemur 5
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Let's face it if the genders were reversed the situation would have been far worse of the OP.

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ulicksam 0

He still lives at home, so you shouldn't be doing it there anyway, but at least do it in his room. You're an idiot and you deserve it.

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baden18830 5
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if they live with their parents they have to do it at the house. if you disagree you're either a virgin or over 40.

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Vagabond89 0
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at 72 there's a

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knibbsy 4

YDI for attempting to fornicate in the middle of his house. I hope his parents call you the "Living Room Rapist" from now on, and make jokes about your hairy ass and saggy vagina.

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idkwhoiam104 0

lmfao youu shouldd listen 2 this dude

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dani_zombie 0

lol your comments are hilarious :))

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amerwin 3
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I think he meant to grab some cover, because your skills were lacking and he was just going to finish it himself and didn't want you sticking to the sheets.

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you_failed 15

Wow! Didn't you look lovely? ^_^

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MacNuggets 0
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lols... how lovely is that

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perdix 29

I'm sure the "noises" were your stream of obscenities from your futile attempts to roll a condom on a drunk guy's flaccid cock.

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KittehSayzRAWR 0

lol

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iisaaciio 0

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Doortje 29
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That must've been awkward o.O But you should've just had sex in his bedroom then.

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petrolhead 12
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this one comes from auckland..... and its nice to hav an alcoholic bf :D

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