You were gonna do it in his parents living room? YDI

Let's face it if the genders were reversed the situation would have been far worse of the OP.

so true

He still lives at home, so you shouldn't be doing it there anyway, but at least do it in his room. You're an idiot and you deserve it.

if they live with their parents they have to do it at the house. if you disagree you're either a virgin or over 40.

at 72 there's a

so smart

YDI for attempting to fornicate in the middle of his house. I hope his parents call you the "Living Room Rapist" from now on, and make jokes about your hairy ass and saggy vagina.

lmfao youu shouldd listen 2 this dude

awesome

lol your comments are hilarious :))

I think he meant to grab some cover, because your skills were lacking and he was just going to finish it himself and didn't want you sticking to the sheets.

Wow! Didn't you look lovely? ^_^

lols... how lovely is that

I'm sure the "noises" were your stream of obscenities from your futile attempts to roll a condom on a drunk guy's flaccid cock.

lol

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

haha ^^

That must've been awkward o.O But you should've just had sex in his bedroom then.

this one comes from auckland..... and its nice to hav an alcoholic bf :D