Today, I went down on my boyfriend while he was drunk, and he told me to get protection from his bedroom. I came back, he was passed out on the couch. His parents then came into the room after hearing noises. I was sitting there naked holding a condom while he was fast asleep. FML
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VickyG17
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You were gonna do it in his parents living room? YDI
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ulicksam
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He still lives at home, so you shouldn't be doing it there anyway, but at least do it in his room. You're an idiot and you deserve it.
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VickyG17
| 4
You were gonna do it in his parents living room? YDI
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SeasonedLemur
| 5
Let's face it if the genders were reversed the situation would have been far worse of the OP.
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angel9413
| 0
so true
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ulicksam
| 0
He still lives at home, so you shouldn't be doing it there anyway, but at least do it in his room. You're an idiot and you deserve it.
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baden18830
| 5
if they live with their parents they have to do it at the house. if you disagree you're either a virgin or over 40.
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Vagabond89
| 0
at 72 there's a
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doumtabarnack
| 12
so smart
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knibbsy
| 4
YDI for attempting to fornicate in the middle of his house. I hope his parents call you the "Living Room Rapist" from now on, and make jokes about your hairy ass and saggy vagina.
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idkwhoiam104
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lmfao youu shouldd listen 2 this dude
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douuchebag
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awesome
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dani_zombie
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lol your comments are hilarious :))
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amerwin
| 3
I think he meant to grab some cover, because your skills were lacking and he was just going to finish it himself and didn't want you sticking to the sheets.
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you_failed
| 15
Wow!
Didn't you look lovely? ^_^
Didn't you look lovely? ^_^
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MacNuggets
| 0
lols... how lovely is that
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perdix
| 29
I'm sure the "noises" were your stream of obscenities from your futile attempts to roll a condom on a drunk guy's flaccid cock.
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KittehSayzRAWR
| 0
lol
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iisaaciio
| 0
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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BrookieeCookiee
| 0
haha ^^
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Doortje
| 29
That must've been awkward o.O
But you should've just had sex in his bedroom then.
But you should've just had sex in his bedroom then.
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petrolhead
| 12
this one comes from auckland..... and its nice to hav an alcoholic bf :D