By Anonymous - New Zealand
  Today, I went down on my boyfriend while he was drunk, and he told me to get protection from his bedroom. I came back, he was passed out on the couch. His parents then came into the room after hearing noises. I was sitting there naked holding a condom while he was fast asleep. FML
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By  knibbsy  |  4

YDI for attempting to fornicate in the middle of his house. I hope his parents call you the "Living Room Rapist" from now on, and make jokes about your hairy ass and saggy vagina.

By  amerwin  |  3

I think he meant to grab some cover, because your skills were lacking and he was just going to finish it himself and didn't want you sticking to the sheets.