FML : Today, I went back home. My drunk mother was screaming at my drunk step-dad about a fight that happened four years ago. My little sister was looking in...

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Today, I went back home. My drunk mother was screaming at my drunk step-dad about a fight that happened four years ago. My little sister was looking in the mirror practicing her "orgasm face" while the neighbors were dancing outside, coked out and naked. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 19 September 2009 04:55 / United States

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By taintedtruffle | 40

#7426255 - Saturday 18 March 2017 1:16

Where the fuck do you live??

By BLARGTEHTACO | 20

#7457713 - Saturday 20 May 2017 5:03

That sounds like a renaissance painting waiting to happen.

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By taintedtruffle | 40

#7426255 - Saturday 18 March 2017 1:16

Where the fuck do you live??

By BLARGTEHTACO | 20

#7457713 - Saturday 20 May 2017 5:03

That sounds like a renaissance painting waiting to happen.

By alucard724 | 9

#7531419 - Saturday 19 August 2017 7:29

I find this hard to believe

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