Health: Today, I weighed myself for the first time in a while and confirmed...

By squishyboy - 26/05/2009 08:23 - New Zealand

Today, I weighed myself for the first time in a while and confirmed that I have put on a few pounds. I was feeling a bit down about it. I went to work and on arriving a workmate I hadn't seen in a while gave me a hug. She said, 'I love hugging you, you're so nice and squishy.' FML

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By boyishgirl - 27/02/2015 19:14 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months. Her first reaction was to say, "Wow, you gained a lot of weight." I actually lost a fair bit. FML

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By pathetic - 29/05/2009 02:35 - Canada

Today, while getting ready for work I realized all my pants were getting a bit tight. When I got home from work I went in to the bathroom and stood on the scale which confirmed I have gained a few pounds. I then realized that I was eating while standing on the scale. FML

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By me - 28/06/2013 15:51 - United States

Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML

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By fatty - 07/06/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML

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By Tuffgunsmoke - 04/02/2010 07:22 - France

Today, I was at the gym and saw an old friend. I have put on a lot of muscle in the past few months, and she said to me "Wow, you've really gotten big." Just by habit I said "You too." Turns out she's gained 45 lbs since I'd last seen her. Oops. FML

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By notsoskinny - 18/04/2009 16:13 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML

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By elizio - 04/08/2015 11:59 - United States - Trenton

Today, I went to a high school reunion. An old friend I hadn't seen in a while suddenly came up to me and gasped, "Oh, thank God!" I was about to greet her and catch up when she added, "I'm not the only one who gained weight!" FML

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By Betty - 17/03/2010 18:26 - United States

Today, I went in for a doctor's appointment. When I got on the scale, I was really excited to see that I'd lost ten pounds since the last time I weighed myself at the gym. The doctor then severely lectured me on the fact that I had gained twenty since my visit last year. FML

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By fatty - 09/06/2009 08:39 - Germany

Today, I met my cousin after two years. She got really tall and skinny, like a model. I joked saying, "You've grown and gotten slim, and I've stayed the same and have gotten fat." I expected some sort of disagreement. Instead, she looked me up and down, frowned, and gave me a long, sympathetic hug. FML

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By GirlfriendsAreBadForYourBack - 06/08/2013 16:01 - United States - Lynbrook

Today, I was feeling down because I always think that I'm overweight. My boyfriend tried to prove me wrong by lifting me up. I threw his back out. FML

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xxguitarfreakxx 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 20:20

I LOVE SQUISHY PEOPLE! they are, no joke, the BEST to hug. and i loooove just leaning on them(: they are so motherly. minus the screaming...

24788 6

Tuesday 26 May 2009 20:10

She was trying to be nice, but it didn't work out.

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ohhboyy 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 20:05

your comeback i love putting cum in peoples' coffee.. its so nice and squishy

customparachute 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 5:28

attempt at being nice failed. but dont take it to hard atleast she tryed

xxXChiiXxx 2

Tuesday 26 May 2009 20:08

aww, I'm sorry! XD

24788 6

Tuesday 26 May 2009 20:10

She was trying to be nice, but it didn't work out.

omglyktotally78 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 20:12

Lose weight fatass. It's usually girls who bitch about their weight....Interesting to see a guy on here doing the same.

xxguitarfreakxx 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 20:20

I LOVE SQUISHY PEOPLE! they are, no joke, the BEST to hug. and i loooove just leaning on them(: they are so motherly. minus the screaming...

genius_man16 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 20:31

YDI if you care about your weight and don't/won't do anything about it.

thabeast 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 20:32

yeah just loose some weight go running or something its really not that hard YDI

Kermy1113 23

Monday 2 November 2015 15:09

It's "lose" and it's a lot harder for some people to go out and do it dipshit.

tick_tock 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 20:35

Aw don't worry about it she was just trying to be nice. Besides, some girls like squishy guys. However, if you really are that worried about it just join a gym.