By LOLOLOLOL - United States - Greensboro Today, I watched as some idiot made a bad U-turn and I laughed. I then turned into another car. FML I agree, your life sucks 6382 You deserved it 37579 117 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By collegebroke - United States - Lakewood Today, I hit a new low in my financial troubles when I left my work to retrieve twenty-five cents after seeing someone drop it across the street. FML I agree, your life sucks 42077 You deserved it 4469 91 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I was talking to my tattoo artist about how my girlfriend broke up with me. She had also gotten her tattoos from him, so they had talked quite a bit. He told me she had been cheating on me with her ex for two and a half months. He didn't tell me because he didn't want to lose business. FML I agree, your life sucks 33486 You deserved it 3462 134 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By OpenSesame - 9/5/2020 05:00 Portal Today, at Walmart, I unknowingly chose the only non-automatic door to exit through. I stood in front of the door looking for the motion sensor while the greeters laughed at me for at least half a minute before I saw the "PUSH" sticker. FML I agree, your life sucks 907 You deserved it 788 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I was walking through my kitchen when I discovered a weak spot in the floor. Tomorrow, I'm going to have to fix the giant hole caused when I put my foot through it. FML I agree, your life sucks 28372 You deserved it 4790 93 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Canada Today, my roommate's boyfriend moved in. I'm in love with him. Now I get to live with the happy couple. FML I agree, your life sucks 35009 You deserved it 9609 104 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By DumbLackofLuck - United States Today, I waited until the last minute to do my Christmas shopping. Today, I also discovered that my bank account has been frozen due to suspicious activity. FML I agree, your life sucks 28745 You deserved it 8929 43 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Party Pooper - United States Today, my housemates are throwing a huge house party to celebrate finishing their finals. It's 4:30am and people are still arriving. I have my last final in 3 hours. FML I agree, your life sucks 31561 You deserved it 2344 70 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By bluediva24 Today, I spent all day preparing a big, elaborate Italian dinner for my boyfriend, who recently discovered he was part Italian. He came home, turned up his nose and said "I was in the mood for Chinese". FML I agree, your life sucks 29780 You deserved it 4121 93 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By pvcnutcrackingdomqueen4u - United States - Monmouth Junction Today, I went on a blind date. People always joke about how horrible Axe is, but this guy sprayed it on so thick that I genuinely had to fight to not retch the entire time. It was so bad that at one point I thought I was going to pass out. FML I agree, your life sucks 23702 You deserved it 1860 70 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By lonesome - United States - Pittsburgh Today, I was so lonely, I tried to get into bed noiselessly while pretending I had a boyfriend asleep in it. FML I agree, your life sucks 35475 You deserved it 6201 58 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Donezoo - United States Today, my car was broken into. They broke the passenger side window and took my radio system. But they didn't take the remote for it. FML I agree, your life sucks 20571 You deserved it 2316 43 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Pooper scooper - Guam - Yigo Today, I realized that my dog has more work experience than I do. He's a retired military working dog, and I have a Master's degree. FML I agree, your life sucks 44548 You deserved it 5618 57 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By richard - United States - Redmond Today, fed up with my nerdy appearance, I got my hair shaved off, hoping for a Walter White kind of look. I didn't think it was too bad, but not even an hour later, I'd already been called a "fat Bruce Willis" and compared to a freshly circumcised penis. FML I agree, your life sucks 38871 You deserved it 8008 81 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ThinZ - United States Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML I agree, your life sucks 33360 You deserved it 3846 133 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I celebrated my birthday. When asked last week, I said I wanted a keyboard. When I opened the present, my parents went into hysterics. It was an electronic Dora the Explorer keyboard. I've been studying music composition and theory for six years. They think my major's a joke. FML I agree, your life sucks 36329 You deserved it 6078 205 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By anonymous - United Kingdom - Leicester Today, whilst walking to a primary school to give pupils a lesson on cleanliness, I tripped and landed on a dog turd. FML I agree, your life sucks 29647 You deserved it 3241 44 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ihatemylife - United States Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. When I asked her why she did, she said that the psychic that she was texting (one of those 44644 numbers) said we have a 2% compatibility rating. How does that explain 4 years of happy dating? FML I agree, your life sucks 56501 You deserved it 4439 195 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By AznKoreanGuy - United States Today, while getting off the bus, there was a lady in front of me wearing a dress and suddenly her phone dropped out of her bag. I picked up the phone for her which landed right beneath her dress and as she turned around she thought I was trying to take pictures of her panties and slapped me. FML I agree, your life sucks 50776 You deserved it 4663 56 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By sunboy52 - United States Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. We got on the discussion of animals, and I showed them a picture of my cat on my phone. Being a touchscreen, when her father grabbed it, it changed picture. To a picture of my girlfriend, fully nude. FML I agree, your life sucks 37830 You deserved it 90846 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I was eating lunch at McDonald's when an older man sat down at the table next to me and told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML I agree, your life sucks 35881 You deserved it 5841 116 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, while on a beach with my 3 year-long boyfriend, I went on his phone to find a restaurant I'd sent him on Instagram. Instead, I found countless messages to other women, trying to slide into their DMs. Needless to say, everyone on that beach got a free show. FML I agree, your life sucks 1796 You deserved it 203 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ummm eww - 12/6/2020 20:05 Disclosure Today, my friend and I decided to have a "special intimate" moment together at his house. As soon as I start to really get into it, he said to me, "I sort of wanna do your mom." Way to kill the mood. FML I agree, your life sucks 1769 You deserved it 218 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By injuredwifelady - United States - Omaha Today, I was sleeping peacefully with my cat sweetly snuggling my legs under the covers. My husband dutch-ovened her, and she shredded my calves as she rushed to escape. FML I agree, your life sucks 20741 You deserved it 1974 51 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By fu2then - Canada Today, I ran into my manipulative ex-boyfriend at a party. We were chatting and I mentioned that the guys I have been seeing lately all turn out to be jerks. He says "yeah well you dumped me and don't deserve to be happy." Apparently he has been creeping and scaring off any guys interested in me. FML I agree, your life sucks 35486 You deserved it 4091 80 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Headache - United States Today, the "Child Care and Development" class at my high school assigned all 50 students to carry a fake baby around school all day for a week. I can't even read a page of my notes without hearing a robotic crying noise. Today is the first day. FML I agree, your life sucks 32815 You deserved it 4773 75 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I drove six hours with a friend to see one of her favorite bands in concert. We were turned away at the door because the online site didn't say we had to be 21 to enter. I drove six hours back with nothing to show for it but an empty gas tank and useless tickets. FML I agree, your life sucks 43481 You deserved it 9383 90 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By LDF - France Today, I sat in the train and the old lady sitting next to me stares at my face. I ask her if she is ok and she starts yelling "Willy! It's you! Where have you been all this time?". The entire train trip went like this. FML I agree, your life sucks 24977 You deserved it 1915 32 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Lulu - United States - Imperial Today, I came home to a noise complaint letter taped to my apartment door. I haven't been home in over a month. FML I agree, your life sucks 41144 You deserved it 2365 58 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Bounced Today, I was at a metal concert and I met a really cute girl. We got talking, and started getting close. We were about to kiss during the transitional period between 2 bands, but I was then pulled away by her father, who owned the venue. I was thrown out. Before the main act. FML I agree, your life sucks 1908 You deserved it 215 11 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Bonnie and Clyde - United States - Humble Today, my boyfriend and I got busted by a cop for having sex in his car. When the cop sent us on our way, we went home and the garage was open, so we called the cops thinking someone was in the home. No one was in the house, and we got the same cop. FML I agree, your life sucks 35724 You deserved it 9186 52 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Amanda Howard - 27/4/2020 02:00 Says something about you, probably Today, my brother, who recently got out of prison after doing time for armed robbery, got a job at Target. I applied to the same Target six times, and was denied every time. FML I agree, your life sucks 1846 You deserved it 153 11 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, my house was broken into. I'm really poor and don't have a television or nice clothing, so they just dumped my trash all over the house and stole my one loaf of bread that was supposed to last me for the week. FML I agree, your life sucks 3747 You deserved it 155 15 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 10/8/2020 17:01 So sorry I called you a dingdong Today, I sent a draft email to my boss. The receptionist, thinking they were being helpful, forwarded it straight to the client. It's not ready for the client. I mean, it is NOT ready for the client. Really, really not ready for the client. FML I agree, your life sucks 1420 You deserved it 192 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, when I woke up I checked my phone for messages, only to hear a woman screaming that I have been sleeping with her husband and that she is sending her 'people' after me. I have never met said husband. I panicked for hours only to receive a call telling me she had dialed the wrong number. FML I agree, your life sucks 32019 You deserved it 2809 112 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I returned home from a month long trip overseas to find that my bird sitter has trained my parrot to whisper, "You're going to die" in a sinister voice. FML I agree, your life sucks 54660 You deserved it 6975 99 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Nola Today, I watched my mother pull her pants down and, using her hands, feel her butt crack to check if she'd had had an accident. She then pulled her pants up, went into the kitchen and touched stuff in the refrigerator. FML I agree, your life sucks 5154 You deserved it 317 22 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Travolta Dancing With The Stares Today, I was at a party and I danced. Judging by people's stares, I should never ever attempt it again. FML I agree, your life sucks 1533 You deserved it 269 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I found my concert tickets that I've been trying to find for the last 2 weeks in my mom's closet. When I asked why she had them, she said she felt the concert was inappropriate for me so she hid them. I'm 20. FML I agree, your life sucks 75141 You deserved it 6629 173 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By NotBridezilla - United States - Klamath Falls Today, after waiting 3 months until my friend's wedding was done being celebrated, I announced my engagement. My newlywed friend bitched me out for "stealing" all of the attention and being selfish. FML I agree, your life sucks 9764 You deserved it 786 65 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Sting - United States - Manassas Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew upwards and got hit by the rotating fan. It then immediately decided to take it's revenge by stinging me. FML I agree, your life sucks 14349 You deserved it 1001 38 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Megs431 | 6 #4838895 - Monday 20 August 2012 16:13 Karma's a bitch ;) Send a private message 115 8 Reply
By Klefhomacked | 11 #4838924 - Monday 20 August 2012 16:15 This made me think you physically turned into a car. You know, like a Transformer... Send a private message 82 4 Reply
By Megs431 | 6 #4838895 - Monday 20 August 2012 16:13 Karma's a bitch ;) Send a private message 115 8 Reply
Reply NeDaroft | 5 #4839192 - Monday 20 August 2012 17:07 Just make sure that bitch is beautiful Send a private message 11 1 Reply
Reply gc327072 | 29 #4839963 - Monday 20 August 2012 17:36 And my man Luck be hittin' that. Send a private message 5 1 Reply
Reply ScaughtieHolden | 11 #4839988 - Monday 20 August 2012 17:43 Transformers! Robots in disguise! Anyone else? "Turned into another car." Send a private message 14 1 Reply
Reply Inheritance | 10 #4839991 - Monday 20 August 2012 17:44 Whats ironic is even though this 'idiot' made a bad u-turn I bet he didn't get in an accident. Send a private message 14 0 Reply
Reply dashizam | 10 #4840114 - Monday 20 August 2012 18:25 Only if you are. :) Send a private message 0 3 Reply
Reply innavoiG | 9 #4840154 - Monday 20 August 2012 18:38 55- That'd be a pretty boring Transformer, only switching between two cars. Send a private message 4 1 Reply
Reply SooperSuper | 2 #4840211 - Monday 20 August 2012 18:55 And then you die. Send a private message 0 1 Reply
Reply MDTeddy | 13 #4840567 - Monday 20 August 2012 19:54 That isn't karma. Someone just needs to watch the road. Send a private message 6 3 Reply
Reply ant1ion | 12 #4840940 - Monday 20 August 2012 21:22 73- what's your definition of karma? Send a private message 3 3 Reply
Reply starflyer59 | 17 #4840994 - Monday 20 August 2012 21:34 I don't think OP is in any position to call someone an idiot. Send a private message 4 0 Reply
Reply Codezlol | 21 #4841237 - Monday 20 August 2012 23:19 Damn rubbernecker! Watch the road! Send a private message 3 1 Reply
Reply videophone | 0 #4842852 - Tuesday 21 August 2012 10:21 What did you learn today champ? Don't fuck with karma, because karma will fuck you 10 times harder! Send a private message 1 0 Reply
Reply PeachesnCream88 | 0 #4848573 - Wednesday 22 August 2012 19:30 Karma my friend Send a private message 0 0 Reply
By JoshTheMaggot | 8 #4838896 - Monday 20 August 2012 16:13 And you're coming here for sympathy why? You clearly deserved it. Send a private message 52 4 Reply
Reply redpickle | 1 #4838981 - Monday 20 August 2012 16:24 At least he has a funny username! Send a private message 5 13 Reply
Reply Zomg_Okay | 26 #4839006 - Monday 20 August 2012 16:30 12 - You spelled "annoying" wrong. Send a private message 27 3 Reply
Reply FMLKitten | 15 #4839054 - Monday 20 August 2012 16:39 17- 12 was clearly making a pun. Nevertheless, your still right, it is quite obnoxious. Send a private message 4 21 Reply
Reply nevershoutkendal_fml | 10 #4839135 - Monday 20 August 2012 16:51 *you're Send a private message 18 9 Reply
By lysx84 | 24 #4838899 - Monday 20 August 2012 16:13 What a fanny. Send a private message 4 25 Reply
Reply SierraaaNicoleee | 26 #4839020 - Monday 20 August 2012 16:32 What does that even mean? Send a private message 16 3 Reply
Reply SqueakyChipmunk | 20 #4839041 - Monday 20 August 2012 16:36 No one knows what it means, but its provocative. Send a private message 28 2 Reply
Reply FMLKitten | 15 #4839044 - Monday 20 August 2012 16:37 It gets them people goin'! Send a private message 16 2 Reply
Reply lans4 | 1 #4839137 - Monday 20 August 2012 16:51 Ball so hard.... Send a private message 18 1 Reply
Reply SqueakyChipmunk | 20 #4839168 - Monday 20 August 2012 16:59 That shit cray... Ain't it Jay? Send a private message 15 3 Reply
Reply Brool_Story_Co | 17 #4839177 - Monday 20 August 2012 17:01 Ball so hard... What she order? Send a private message 16 1 Reply
Reply SqueakyChipmunk | 20 #4839854 - Monday 20 August 2012 17:11 Fish fillet? B-ball so hard... (keep going guys! This is epic!) Send a private message 16 2 Reply
Reply Syneriam | 7 #4839951 - Monday 20 August 2012 17:32 Your whips so cold, thid old thing Send a private message 13 2 Reply
Reply Brool_Story_Co | 17 #4839975 - Monday 20 August 2012 17:40 Act like you'll never be around mothafuckas like this again. Send a private message 10 1 Reply
Reply SkoomaKi | 27 #4840023 - Monday 20 August 2012 17:54 #4 - Did you just say "what a vagina"? Send a private message 3 14 Reply
Reply Psych101 | 9 #4840049 - Monday 20 August 2012 17:58 57- Fanny means vagina in England, right? Send a private message 8 4 Reply
Reply SkoomaKi | 27 #4840061 - Monday 20 August 2012 18:02 In "Britain", yes. Send a private message 7 3 Reply
Reply xxGheTToGumbYxx | 16 #4840116 - Monday 20 August 2012 18:26 Bougie girl, grab her hand Fuck that bitch she don't wanna dance... Too late? :/ Send a private message 10 1 Reply
Reply FMLKitten | 15 #4840177 - Monday 20 August 2012 18:44 (66- Nope!) Excuse my French, but I'm in France. Send a private message 9 3 Reply
Reply SqueakyChipmunk | 20 #4840988 - Monday 20 August 2012 21:33 Haha, I'm just sayin'! Send a private message 8 3 Reply
Reply nevershoutkendal_fml | 10 #4841520 - Tuesday 21 August 2012 2:05 Prince William ain't do it right if you ask me. If I was him I would have married Kate and Ashley. Send a private message 9 1 Reply
Reply FtP_Benihana | 0 #4841535 - Tuesday 21 August 2012 2:18 What's Gucci my nigga? What's Louis my killa? Send a private message 0 0 Reply
Reply xxGheTToGumbYxx | 16 #4841549 - Tuesday 21 August 2012 2:34 What's Gucci my nigga? What's Louie my killa? Send a private message 1 0 Reply
By courtz94 | 24 #4838908 - Monday 20 August 2012 16:14 Gotta love karma! Maybe next time you shouldn't laugh at others before you yourself is in the clearing. Send a private message 11 8 Reply
Reply courtz94 | 24 #4838926 - Monday 20 August 2012 16:16 I meant are not is! I feel dumb for not noticing that before! Send a private message 5 4 Reply
Reply AwsumShyGuy | 12 #4839172 - Monday 20 August 2012 17:00 I think it makes more sense with is. Send a private message 1 7 Reply
By Dblocker | 18 #4838910 - Monday 20 August 2012 16:14 I wish I can give two YDIs, one for for FML and one for the name. Send a private message 26 3 Reply
Reply Mioko_fml | 6 #4839077 - Monday 20 August 2012 16:42 Just make another account if you must. OP, as funny as it get, you should keep your eyes on where you're going, not what others are doing. Send a private message 3 1 Reply
Reply ButteredRetoast | 4 #4841011 - Monday 20 August 2012 21:44 Just reload the page Send a private message 0 3 Reply
By SwagPuppet | 3 #4838915 - Monday 20 August 2012 16:15 YDI!! Next time pay attention to YOUR driving! Not others. Send a private message 10 3 Reply
Reply bjf10 | 22 #4840631 - Monday 20 August 2012 20:05 You certainly need to pay attention to other people's driving, there are many dangerous idiots on the road, like the OP. ;-) Send a private message 4 1 Reply
By Klefhomacked | 11 #4838924 - Monday 20 August 2012 16:15 This made me think you physically turned into a car. You know, like a Transformer... Send a private message 82 4 Reply
Reply kittytub | 12 #4838943 - Monday 20 August 2012 16:18 autobots, roll out! Send a private message 20 1 Reply
Reply FMLKitten | 15 #4839089 - Monday 20 August 2012 16:43 "Today, I watched an idiot make a bad u-turn and laughed. I then realized I was a renowned autobot. FML" Send a private message 18 4 Reply
Reply robert76 | 5 #4840417 - Monday 20 August 2012 19:19 This was exactly what I came to the comments to say. Send a private message 2 4 Reply
Reply maverick1752 | 16 #4841934 - Tuesday 21 August 2012 5:15 I was about to say the same thing Send a private message 0 3 Reply
By Bullpine | 11 #4838972 - Monday 20 August 2012 16:22 Why would you assume they're an idiot? They could have been a new driver or something. Send a private message 5 12 Reply
Reply Klefhomacked | 11 #4838995 - Monday 20 August 2012 16:27 Can a new driver not also be an idiot? Send a private message 13 2 Reply
By nevershoutkendal_fml | 10 #4838983 - Monday 20 August 2012 16:24 I wish I could click YDI a million times. Keep your eyes on the road, Einstein. Send a private message 12 4 Reply
By torbey | 23 #4839000 - Monday 20 August 2012 16:28 At least you got a laugh out of it :) Send a private message 9 1 Reply
Reply FMLKitten | 15 #4841001 - Monday 20 August 2012 21:37 You have one very positive outlook on life... Oh how I envy you. Send a private message 1 5 Reply
Today, I had the house to myself for the morning. I decided to enjoy being alone, so pulled my trusty bullet vibrator from the drawer. I was very much... I agree, your life sucks 340 You deserved it 85 4 Comments
Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML I agree, your life sucks 758 You deserved it 34 6 Comments