FML : Today, I watched a stray dog hump a garden gnome in my front yard. So did my two year old daughter. I've already had to stop her "re-enactments" twice....

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Today, I watched a stray dog hump a garden gnome in my front yard. So did my two year old daughter. I've already had to stop her "re-enactments" twice. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By awkwardsituation / Sunday 11 July 2010 08:05 / United States

Intimacy

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By iSitt | 0

#1079117 - Sunday 11 July 2010 04:38

it's the next travelocity commercial

By jrkarikas | 0

#1079143 - Sunday 11 July 2010 04:45

YDI for having an easy garden gnome.

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By glitterypink | 0

#1079114 - Sunday 11 July 2010 04:36

oh man. how sucky. FYL

vballerlover07 | 0

#1079123 - Sunday 11 July 2010 04:40

Agreed. I guess that dog was very lonely!

MrSassypants | 31

#1079134 - Sunday 11 July 2010 04:43

atleast she didn't try to do that to a stranger.

jrkarikas | 0

#1079143 - Sunday 11 July 2010 04:45

YDI for having an easy garden gnome.

BabyDacey | 0

#1079156 - Sunday 11 July 2010 04:52

horny dogg

pipp360 | 0

#1079176 - Sunday 11 July 2010 05:07

haha

Stevefett | 0

#1079199 - Sunday 11 July 2010 05:27

Kids will do anything for a laugh.

killerpenguin4 | 9

#1079222 - Sunday 11 July 2010 05:44

kids nowadays they start younger and younger * tisk tisk*

kinukle | 0

#1079298 - Sunday 11 July 2010 06:23

"it looks like" *takes off shades* "your life isn't the only thing that got fucked." BWAAAAAHHH!

rawrkittehpwnage | 0

#1079336 - Sunday 11 July 2010 06:47

daughter win.. wait till she does it at school :)

floppychang | 0

#1079338 - Sunday 11 July 2010 06:48

Lucky gnome.

Mehness | 0

#1079358 - Sunday 11 July 2010 06:54

40, you messed it up :L

Trupe | 3

#1079364 - Sunday 11 July 2010 07:00

lol at #9

msyelowbubblegum | 0

#1079431 - Sunday 11 July 2010 07:23

hahahahhahathats kinda adorable!!!:P but creepy? hahahhahaha shell grow out of it..

PineappleEspress | 0

#1079449 - Sunday 11 July 2010 07:28

lol it's better than growing into it

BoyFromTheFuture | 0

#1079463 - Sunday 11 July 2010 07:30

offspring = Gnome-girl-dog. half gnome, half girl, half dog. I told you it's real. - Al Gore

MjSmittys | 0

#1079494 - Sunday 11 July 2010 07:37

9 win....

MadPercussion | 0

#1079497 - Sunday 11 July 2010 07:39

I'm just trying to figure out why "re-enactments" is in quotation marks?

houseofame | 4

#1079513 - Sunday 11 July 2010 07:44

ew...

TaylorTotsYumm | 10

#1079515 - Sunday 11 July 2010 07:45

I didn't know the roaming gnome was such a player.

crimsongetsu | 0

#1079581 - Sunday 11 July 2010 08:13

encourage her to do that to tha guests

austinkarimi | 0

#1079600 - Sunday 11 July 2010 08:23

the real question here is why do you have a garden gnome in your front yard

EduardoCollazo1 | 0

#1079652 - Sunday 11 July 2010 09:05

thrown It in the trash so easy a caveman can do it

sean616 | 3

#1079717 - Sunday 11 July 2010 09:47

rofl

Umbreon_fml | 0

#1079723 - Sunday 11 July 2010 09:47

Oh that's awkward.

mi_vida_bonita | 0

#1079898 - Sunday 11 July 2010 11:31

ummmm....study fractions much?

zolltf | 4

#1080072 - Monday 12 July 2010 01:12

Are you sure she didn't just watch a 50 cent music video?

waldoo37 | 8

#1080092 - Monday 12 July 2010 01:31

your my new hero :D

M4V3R1CKR13 | 0

#1080527 - Monday 12 July 2010 04:55

they grow up so fast......//hore!

priscilla_28 | 5

#1080759 - Monday 12 July 2010 08:26

Reminds me of my neice... she used to hump the bed and tell us that mommy & daddy did that together naked.haha TMI?

6969awesome | 0

#1080872 - Monday 12 July 2010 09:20

guess the dog was ROOTED after that

EvilCupcake8361 | 9

#1081172 - Monday 12 July 2010 01:00

YDI for having a garden gnome in your yard *shudders*

crimsongetsu | 0

#1082011 - Monday 12 July 2010 10:09

don't do anything and let her grow up with tha habbit

MyLifeIsGreat_ha | 0

#1082849 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 04:38

She will only get over it if u BEAT IT OUT OF HER!

By iSitt | 0

#1079117 - Sunday 11 July 2010 04:38

it's the next travelocity commercial

boredSOLDIER | 33

#1079265 - Sunday 11 July 2010 05:58

lol.

duke_nukem_25299 | 0

#1079720 - Sunday 11 July 2010 09:47

lucky gnome

itsxashhhxo | 0

#1081836 - Monday 12 July 2010 07:58

lmfao

ChrissyRawr | 0

#1095163 - Thursday 15 July 2010 09:17

Win

mjcdsjf | 0

#1233566 - Friday 13 August 2010 08:27

roflol!!

KRYPTON1T3 | 5

#2142377 - Wednesday 2 March 2011 09:46

rofl this made my day!

By IWreastledABear | 0

#1079120 - Sunday 11 July 2010 04:39

lmao. that's awesome

boredSOLDIER | 33

#1089400 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 03:41

iwrestledabearonce too

By aarmy | 0

#1079131 - Sunday 11 July 2010 04:42

that's funny.

By baileyannnx | 0

#1079136 - Sunday 11 July 2010 04:43

uhhh thats gross lol

By ArtIsResistance7 | 1

#1079145 - Sunday 11 July 2010 04:46

By stray dog, do you mean the father of your child? You know they say like father, like daughter. Or is it: Monkey see, monkey do?

sourgirl101 | 21

#1079320 - Sunday 11 July 2010 06:32

WTF Booo (;

robotiick | 12

#2531705 - Thursday 19 May 2011 04:24

sourgirl I read ur bio ( as usual with everyone else) n it didnt bore me at all

By modelshark | 0

#1079152 - Sunday 11 July 2010 04:50

sounds like ur daughters a whore already gonna have some fun years ahead

FMyLifeCereal | 0

#1079233 - Sunday 11 July 2010 05:47

Did you really just call a two year-old a whore? Well, OP, you can hope for the best and pray she's going to turn out to be a better person than this ass clown here. It's a pretty low bar.