Today, I wasn't sure whether it was past the time when they stopped...

By Anonymous - 21/02/2019 20:00

Today, I wasn't sure whether it was past the time when they stopped giving out parking tickets. I checked the meters on either side of my car, and both were expired, so I figured I was good. I came back out to all three of us having tickets. FML

I agree, your life sucks 540

You deserved it 1 862

Previous FML Next FML

Add a comment - Reply to : #

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

mekiswrite 21

Send a private message

Thursday 21 February 2019 20:05

There should be a sticker on the meter that tells you between which times you need to pay. Don't give by whether the meter has time on it or not.

Ghostrui 27

Thursday 10 January 2019 23:30

Always pay, never assume you won't get ticketed.

Comments

Ghostrui 27

Thursday 10 January 2019 23:30

Always pay, never assume you won't get ticketed.

mekiswrite 21

Send a private message

Thursday 21 February 2019 20:05

There should be a sticker on the meter that tells you between which times you need to pay. Don't give by whether the meter has time on it or not.

RichardPencil 30

Send a private message

Thursday 21 February 2019 22:22

You should sue the drivers of the other two cars to pay your ticket, saying they conspired to confuse you into not feeding the meter. Call Alex Jones and he’ll figure it out.

Nearly

Today, I found out that just because you turn off the iPhone you stole doesn’t mean the owner won’t track it down. Apparently with the new iOS feature Find My iPhone is enabled even with the phone switched off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8

You deserved it 190

Today, I'm in love with a girl I can't get, I have social anxiety, and I only have a month until I never see her again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 65

You deserved it 32

Spicy

Today, it was my first day alone with the kids since my separation. Knowing how my ex is a health nut, I made a super healthy dinner for the kids. When she collected them afterwards, she said that if I had cooked like that when we were together, she wouldn’t have fucked Angus. Who the hell is Angus? FML

I agree, your life sucks 112

You deserved it 7

Today, my mom suggested that her brother, my uncle, walk me down the aisle at my upcoming wedding, since my dad passed away last week. My uncle molested me since I was 8 and my mom never believed me, even to this day. She tells me to, “stop being an ungrateful bitch,” since he’s chipping in for the wedding costs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 387

You deserved it 6