Today, I washed my sheets. They wouldn't dry quick enough, so I had to use my old Buzz Lightyear sheets. My new girlfriend took it upon herself to become a damn psychic and pay me a surprise visit right there and then. FML
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MikeDa1Da
| 14
What's the problem?
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jrgr
| 6
I don't see the problem. If your girlfriend is cool, she'll think it's cute.
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FMLshark
| 12
...Then as you go to her house to save from Buzz Lightyear's cock blocking, you discover she has My Little Pony sheets.
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dumboears
| 8
Absolutely nothing. If I was his girlfriend i'd probably be jealous of those sheets!
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Damn_Hippster
| 11
Buzz Lightyear is the man! She can only gain more respect for you. To infinity and beyond!!
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ladyLALAA
| 28
Given the situation I think it is fine. I however used to date a guy who had a buzz light year action figure hung from his ceiling, now that is weird!
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hawkey126
| 0
Uh. Kitchen sex. Problem solved.
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acccccccc
| 1
To be fair, i am more of a woody guy myself. "there's a snake in mah boot!"
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jojoboy
| 0
Throw her on your bed and go to infinity and beyond
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mmmPoptarts
| 6
Buzz Lightyear is one hell of a cockblock apparently
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Chad_the_Brony
| 0
I have arrived in this bedroom and I sense no virginity lossage anywhere.
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Tweekz14
| 5
TO INFENITY AND BEYOND!!
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ActionManly
| 11
#84, your intelligence appears to be "infenite."
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breeY0
| 7
"I believe the term you are looking for is 'space ranger''
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Pauline96_fml
| 20
Only if the girl isn't a Disney kid
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BunnySlippers
| 6
I don't see the problem.
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TorturedXeno
| 27
OP's got swag.
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Kraft92
| 8
Maybe she'll wanna lay on them and play with your Woody?
I'm sorry, that was horrible.
I'm sorry, that was horrible.
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tpike1296
| 11
Nah, she'll probably go home and play with her buzz lightyear. Okay, now that was horrible, as in bad.
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connorsan17
| 12
Up votes for both of you. This post has made my day.
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MizzErikaHart
| 8
She wants to give mr. potato head!
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leogirl95
| 12
What's the problem. Jessie can ride on your Bullseye.
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CanadianLambiee
| 1
Haha!! Thats fairly fantastic if you ask me!
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Fiskerz
| 0
Wow after reading all these Toy Story just sounds naughty..
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buck33
| 14
You guys are talking about Andy's moms toys, woody and buzz.
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kimmy91
| 12
This thread is the only reason I added this FML to my favorites :D
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cheaptrix
| 6
Woody won't be the only one with a snake in their boot
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youngsora
| 7
Lml I agree with kimmy ^_^
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windfuelsfire
| 10
And thats when you tell her you'll make her clit buzz till her mind is lightyears away
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xLights_Out
| 3
Ahh, i see what you did there
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LMA0
| 5
21- Ken you turn out the lights?
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Adrena_fml
| 5
I'm lost ... Who ever moderated this must have seen something I'm not getting.
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Lukeloveshugs
| 8
And? I have Spiderman sheets. The moment my girlfriend complains about them is the moment she gets dumped.
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
Loyalty at its finest.
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piemasterp
| 8
I see you have your priorities straight.
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washingtongirl
| 8
So don't do it in your room. Problem solved.
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zachlibby
| 4
Guy + Toy Story = Happy Girl
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yahoowizard
| 16
Unless it's the third Toy Story, which makes Sad Girl
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jaredofmo
| 22
To infinity AND BEYOND!
I'm sorry, that was horrible.