FML : Today, I washed my sheets. They wouldn't dry quick enough, so I had to use my old Buzz Lightyear sheets. My new girlfriend took it upon herself to become...

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Today, I washed my sheets. They wouldn't dry quick enough, so I had to use my old Buzz Lightyear sheets. My new girlfriend took it upon herself to become a damn psychic and pay me a surprise visit right there and then. FML

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You deserved it

By babysheets - / Saturday 17 March 2012 16:22 / Uruguay

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By Kraft92 | 8

#4179761 - Sunday 18 March 2012 2:05

Maybe she'll wanna lay on them and play with your Woody?

I'm sorry, that was horrible.

By MikeDa1Da | 14

#4179745 - Sunday 18 March 2012 2:02

What's the problem?

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By MikeDa1Da | 14

#4179745 - Sunday 18 March 2012 2:02

What's the problem?

jrgr | 6

#4179811 - Sunday 18 March 2012 2:14

I don't see the problem. If your girlfriend is cool, she'll think it's cute.

FMLshark | 12

#4179817 - Sunday 18 March 2012 2:15

...Then as you go to her house to save from Buzz Lightyear's cock blocking, you discover she has My Little Pony sheets.

dumboears | 8

#4179897 - Sunday 18 March 2012 2:31

Absolutely nothing. If I was his girlfriend i'd probably be jealous of those sheets!

Damn_Hippster | 11

#4180068 - Sunday 18 March 2012 3:44

Buzz Lightyear is the man! She can only gain more respect for you. To infinity and beyond!!

ladyLALAA | 28

#4180261 - Sunday 18 March 2012 5:02

Given the situation I think it is fine. I however used to date a guy who had a buzz light year action figure hung from his ceiling, now that is weird!

hawkey126 | 0

#4180395 - Sunday 18 March 2012 5:54

Uh. Kitchen sex. Problem solved.

acccccccc | 1

#4180534 - Sunday 18 March 2012 7:04

To be fair, i am more of a woody guy myself. "there's a snake in mah boot!"

jojoboy | 0

#4181101 - Sunday 18 March 2012 11:18

Throw her on your bed and go to infinity and beyond

By mmmPoptarts | 6

#4179753 - Sunday 18 March 2012 2:04

Buzz Lightyear is one hell of a cockblock apparently

Chad_the_Brony | 0

#4180275 - Sunday 18 March 2012 5:05

I have arrived in this bedroom and I sense no virginity lossage anywhere.

Tweekz14 | 5

#4180611 - Sunday 18 March 2012 7:42

TO INFENITY AND BEYOND!!

ActionManly | 11

#4181495 - Sunday 18 March 2012 14:13

#84, your intelligence appears to be "infenite."

breeY0 | 7

#4184129 - Monday 19 March 2012 1:38

"I believe the term you are looking for is 'space ranger''

Pauline96_fml | 20

#6127204 - Monday 24 November 2014 19:46

Only if the girl isn't a Disney kid

By BunnySlippers | 6

#4179756 - Sunday 18 March 2012 2:05

I don't see the problem.

TorturedXeno | 27

#4180766 - Sunday 18 March 2012 9:15

OP's got swag.

By Kraft92 | 8

#4179761 - Sunday 18 March 2012 2:05

Maybe she'll wanna lay on them and play with your Woody?

I'm sorry, that was horrible.

tpike1296 | 11

#4179921 - Sunday 18 March 2012 2:35

Nah, she'll probably go home and play with her buzz lightyear. Okay, now that was horrible, as in bad.

connorsan17 | 12

#4179948 - Sunday 18 March 2012 2:47

Up votes for both of you. This post has made my day.

MizzErikaHart | 8

#4179968 - Sunday 18 March 2012 2:52

She wants to give mr. potato head!

leogirl95 | 12

#4180278 - Sunday 18 March 2012 5:06

What's the problem. Jessie can ride on your Bullseye.

CanadianLambiee | 1

#4180526 - Sunday 18 March 2012 7:03

Haha!! Thats fairly fantastic if you ask me!

Fiskerz | 0

#4180529 - Sunday 18 March 2012 7:03

Wow after reading all these Toy Story just sounds naughty..

buck33 | 14

#4180538 - Sunday 18 March 2012 7:06

You guys are talking about Andy's moms toys, woody and buzz.

kimmy91 | 12

#4181285 - Sunday 18 March 2012 12:49

This thread is the only reason I added this FML to my favorites :D

cheaptrix | 6

#4181668 - Sunday 18 March 2012 15:17

Woody won't be the only one with a snake in their boot

youngsora | 7

#4184321 - Monday 19 March 2012 2:47

Lml I agree with kimmy ^_^

By windfuelsfire | 10

#4179767 - Sunday 18 March 2012 2:06

And thats when you tell her you'll make her clit buzz till her mind is lightyears away

xLights_Out | 3

#4180024 - Sunday 18 March 2012 3:16

Ahh, i see what you did there

LMA0 | 5

#4180601 - Sunday 18 March 2012 7:36

21- Ken you turn out the lights?

By Adrena_fml | 5

#4179772 - Sunday 18 March 2012 2:07

I'm lost ... Who ever moderated this must have seen something I'm not getting.

By Lukeloveshugs | 8

#4179776 - Sunday 18 March 2012 2:08

And? I have Spiderman sheets. The moment my girlfriend complains about them is the moment she gets dumped.

KiddNYC1O | 20

#4180132 - Sunday 18 March 2012 4:14

Loyalty at its finest.

piemasterp | 8

#4180559 - Sunday 18 March 2012 7:12

I see you have your priorities straight.

By washingtongirl | 8

#4179778 - Sunday 18 March 2012 2:08

So don't do it in your room. Problem solved.

By zachlibby | 4

#4179780 - Sunday 18 March 2012 2:08

Guy + Toy Story = Happy Girl

yahoowizard | 16

#4181292 - Sunday 18 March 2012 12:50

Unless it's the third Toy Story, which makes Sad Girl

By jaredofmo | 22

#4179796 - Sunday 18 March 2012 2:11

To infinity AND BEYOND!

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