FML : Today, I washed my face and grabbed the towel to dry it, I felt something moving down my forehead, thinking it was a drop of water. Upon looking in the...

Today, I washed my face and grabbed the towel to dry it, I felt something moving down my forehead, thinking it was a drop of water. Upon looking in the mirror, I found it hadn't been a drop of water. Unless the water drop had legs and was gooey. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Sunday 31 May 2009 14:55 / United States

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By wowfmlife | 0

#248841 - Sunday 31 May 2009 23:00

Gooey+legs=....caterpillar?
I don't really get what it was or why it was on your head after a shower, but that's sick

By arienh4 | 0

#248908 - Sunday 31 May 2009 23:24

#15 - Nope. It's a legend.

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By BeanieBaby | 0

#248793 - Sunday 31 May 2009 22:51

ewwwww. that sucks

By maichido | 0

#248796 - Sunday 31 May 2009 22:51

Eugh, that's just gross!
But not so bad.

Volcan_fml | 22

#1975346 - Monday 17 January 2011 4:39

But what the fxck was it!?

gatorclay97 | 28

#6190171 - Monday 2 February 2015 14:10

Are you bipolar?

By slipup2 | 2

#248799 - Sunday 31 May 2009 22:51

omfg thats is just horrible.
good protein tho :D

By Mandy_fml | 0

#248803 - Sunday 31 May 2009 22:52

Oops! Apparently we accidentally swallow three spiders in a lifetime though, so try not to feel too bad. At least you didn't eat it.

alshclown | 0

#2524356 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 20:05

urban legend.

athena3100 | 9

#2791187 - Thursday 30 June 2011 11:11

ive heard 8 a year D:

kaylyngrace11496 | 4

#3779108 - Saturday 24 December 2011 3:52

Nooo.. It's like 10 spiders annually..

PrincessPesa | 20

#4700563 - Tuesday 17 July 2012 19:20

Spiders! The breakfast of champions.

shitidied | 17

#6352697 - Friday 17 July 2015 6:11

84 and 86 are idiots. Google university doesn't count.

By l0vegam3 | 0

#248819 - Sunday 31 May 2009 22:55

Ahaha, eww.
That sucksss,

By saailaway | 0

#248821 - Sunday 31 May 2009 22:55

AHHHHFHIEHFO! omg that just makes me quiver

By PureGold | 0

#248829 - Sunday 31 May 2009 22:57

#5...I heard it was 7 x(

OP: EWWWW that's so gross. I'm sorry!!

bbodin33 | 7

#2987499 - Thursday 28 July 2011 17:24

I heard it was 3 per night

kittykat1501 | 31

#6335905 - Monday 29 June 2015 21:42

No it's 7 a lifetime

By coopcas | 0

#248835 - Sunday 31 May 2009 22:58

Eeeeeew, what?! D:

By uhmfml | 0

#248837 - Sunday 31 May 2009 22:58

Im sorry but this will probably happen to you more than once in your life. Just something nasty that happened to you.

kristinleighhh | 0

#3410936 - Monday 10 October 2011 1:25

Therefore, it is an FML.

By IllegalLight | 0

#248840 - Sunday 31 May 2009 22:59

A spider perhaps? Yummy.

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