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exactly how many gummy worms was he offering? you should consider the offer, might lose your job but totally worth it

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only if they are over chocolate pudding topped with powdered chocolate and Hershey minikisses so it looks like dirt

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I'm not a big fan of gummy candies, but gummy worms are nice, especially sour gummy worms.

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it's pretty funny how desperate people believe that FML is the new e-Harmony! :D but, OP, if you didn't want the gummy worms you could've passed them my way.

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I can't believe somebody hasn't made a "gummy worm to penis" joke yet. I'll give it a try. I'll pay you with MY gummy worms! No? Aw...

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not only would I have taken the offer, but I would have also asked for employment from this genius

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what are you guys talking about? you can't pay mcdo's stuff with just gummy worms! you would need gummy bears for that, gummy worms are just worth the ketchup, if you order a ton of stuff, then you'd need gummy bears.

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what would each gummy worm be worth in terms of U.S. currency? 1gummy worm= $1.00 ? 1 sour gummy worm = $500.00 ?

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Hey, why get paid in layers? Gummy worms, you KNOW are beast, cheaper and more per bag, and were around longer... is there a word for someone who's an expert on gummy worms? haha

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#167: where is the delicious? I hear those are a really rare species and I'd like a picture! (insert Australian accent here)

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Isn't it suppose to be, "Can I pay you in gum?" Followed by OP's co-worker looking down with a sad face while saying, "No one ever pays me in gum."

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It's either money or trident layers. Nothing else sadly. Things to add: gummy worms gummy bears gummy orange slices all types of gum

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gummy worms are more sour and gummy bears sent sour at all. that makes them taste worse.

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Yeah you can't buy weed with gummies...unless...!!...the seller has the munchies!!! OMG you CAN buy weed with gummies!!!! This is a triumphant discovery for the modern man!...Or pothead...

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159, firstly, I have yet to see an actual funny comment from you. secondly, you don't smoke what you sell... that's like breeding with your own children, sick and wrong. -_- I don't even smoke and I know this, maybe, you should learn this.

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okay, I'll explain this to you, as simple as I can: good sellers do not get the munchies because good sellers focus on the money not being high. she said "if the seller has munchies..." implying they're smoking their supply. if you're old enough to be on FML, you should be old enough to put two and two together, buddy....

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40 - Of course they do you dummy. Who else is gonna watch out for Hamburglar when he sneaks in and steal all the cheezburgerz?!

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