FML : Today, I was working the night shift at the hotel I'm employed at. After checking in a young couple to the room above the main office, I was forced to...

Today, I was working the night shift at the hotel I'm employed at. After checking in a young couple to the room above the main office, I was forced to listen to them having it off for most of the night, serving a very loud reminder that I've been single for five years. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Cromwel620 - / Tuesday 23 February 2010 11:52 / United States

Intimacy

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By JoshTheMaggot | 8

#885382 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 16:08

get ure ass up there and join in on the fun.

By Gibby_fml | 0

#885376 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 16:07

hahaha. next time dont book the young couple to right above the office.

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By Alex708 | 0

#885365 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 16:03

haha that sucks!

febag | 0

#885413 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 16:16

Go join them!

mcfaily | 0

#885485 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 16:44

hot

ilovechuux13 | 0

#885521 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 16:54

uhm you have a job, save some money and buy a hot chic for a night
and don't call me a sexist pig, i'm a girl. but there are girls out there who do that for their job. so good luck op ;]

DavidCooksAngel | 0

#885587 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 17:19

I bet you were jacking off to the sound of them.

ZombieBunnies | 0

#885714 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 18:45

@25. Sounds like the thought of that excites you. What a kinky girl!

DavidCooksAngel | 0

#885715 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 18:46

very much so :-)

ZombieBunnies | 0

#886001 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 20:41

oo la la. You should offer to a "helping hand" to the OP.

xXSc3n1cXx | 0

#887110 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 2:15

lolz. lotza lolz.

By Gibby_fml | 0

#885376 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 16:07

hahaha. next time dont book the young couple to right above the office.

By JoshTheMaggot | 8

#885382 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 16:08

get ure ass up there and join in on the fun.

SleepOnStones | 5

#2828336 - Wednesday 6 July 2011 2:59

You have a sweet profile pic/user name:D

By TattedDownJah | 2

#885385 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 16:09

lol, Are there no females were u live, or are u that fucked up lookin

12321 | 0

#885531 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 16:58

that's really shallow

afarr | 0

#885551 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 17:04

yeaaah what?

By Jdelakas | 0

#885388 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 16:09

awe too badd

By JRSHINE | 0

#885396 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 16:11

get some!

By crazycornn | 0

#885398 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 16:12

lol you shouldve knocked on the door and yelled 'hey keep it down in there! I'm trying to play solitaire!'

sublimaze | 6

#885655 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 18:03

lol. I'm sure he was playing "solitaire" the whole night

By PsychoMerk | 0

#885400 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 16:12

ok... I KNOW there's hookers in Cali >_>

ilovechuux13 | 0

#885527 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 16:56

cause ur one, right?

PsychoMerk | 0

#885532 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 16:58

nuuuuuu.... but if ur out say past 2 there's a lot o' skanks out on the streets. even In high class neighborhoods :0

Jsalcedo23 | 0

#1216677 - Tuesday 10 August 2010 9:49

what makes you say that????

By relyo | 0

#885430 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 16:22

Today, I read about a guy complaining that he's been single for 5 years. I'm at 8 years and counting. FML

fisheatsbear | 6

#885552 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 17:05

you admit that why?

PsychoMerk | 0

#885606 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 17:34

aw :(

gabirolon | 1

#885773 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 19:13

eharmony!!! it really works!!

ravensunnyd | 0

#886506 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 23:34

I'm at 13 years of Bering single

Funkengine12 | 0

#984436 - Sunday 25 April 2010 3:07

16 years. And counting...

By Asstazztic | 8

#885439 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 16:27

Quit complaining I know younlike it ;) lol

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