It is sad I know this to be true...

It's sad you think that's an example of wit. And really, I guess you're really not saying Mac is better, you were saying Sephora was.

What at all came across as witty from that statement? Or even at attempt at wit? My girlfriend drags me to the shops. What #1 said is true from my experience. Nothing was said about the make-up itself, but the women that work there. But thanks for sticking it to me?

I know it wasn't supposed to be witty. And that was in response to #1.

What the hell is MAC? What's sephora?

Cosmetics/beauty products companies. Sephora is the shit. They gave me free samples from the web. :)

you dont know what MAC is! where have you been!?

Sorry but not all MAC girls look good! Ojectivelly: Yes, some are hot/talented, but some look like "drag queens" with all that makeup. Opps, sorry (did I say that?). hehehe.... too much wine ;) OP: ughhh... Some women, sighhh..... tisk, tisk. Catty much?? U realize they were putting u down to make them feel better right??? Toxic Bitches. Stay away. Be grounded in U. U were hired for a reason ;)

I dunno, the Sephora and MAC girls in my city are all pretty normal looking. Fat, skinny, dark, light, unfortunate skin texture, beautiful skin, every combination of possible features.... but they know how to work the makeup, and they're just great people usually.

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wtf, what kind of question is that? what an idiot. that girl is a ditz.

Not at my MAC

Thanks, Didi.

Yes, thank you, FML god.

No, more like just 'God', if you asked me. Or Antonio Banderas.

Or Mel Gibson. But 'God' works too. Or Double D. If he's god, he sees everything. .... This just got awkward...

This is awkward, but I like it. ;D God needs to make more appearances, yeah? Especially ones not followed by a frowny face. The French wink too much. It makes me think they're keeping dirty secrets. And they're not necessarily about bacon.

Of course they're keeping dirty secrets. If they told you all the things they do/think about, especially those that DO involve bacon, you would implode. Or orgasm. I agree. God needs to make more appearances. Mark his territory. Insist on having people build shrines to him. Stuff like that!

Bacon orgasms. Not like we haven't heard that story before. FML Gods, wherefore art thou?

Oh my god, you heard about it!? I thought it was my secret! Butts, living in other time zones. Pfffft. Maybe if we took our clothes off, I would enjoy this more. I mean, they would come quicker. Go ahead. You first.

'They would come quicker.' My dear Savannah, really? And who is to say I am not already naked? (-:,'

Ahahaha. Ok, let's get naked but make sure they don't come too quick. Pics or you're not?

The thought of smelling bacon while orgasming is giving me a buffet boner

Some places will only hire modelesque girls whereas other places chose real-looking women that a customer can relate to. I'm not saying MAC is better, I'm just saying that's their approach. Oh and you displayed some serious wit there with your play on words.. Like the movie, right? like, oh em gee, you're so smart! *giggle* Get bent.

It's "YOU'RE", not "your". I feel like taking a red pen to your comment.

umm you dont know that shes ugly so dont judge when you dont even know what she looks like. that girl was probably ugly who said it.

You've got to love it when people make grammer mistakes in the very sentence they correct another's grammer. (intentional =P)

Haha, nice. I'm glad that was intentional.

Also, the word it it's, not its.

The word is "is", not "it". >_>

Illiteracy seems to be something you & the OP have in common. It's cute that you corrected her use of "two/to" when you yourself apparently are not privy to the "your/you're" rule. Perhaps you should do some research before insulting others, lest you make yourself out to look like a huge douche.