Good, people like her shouldn't be reproducing.

Mods! MODS! we have a spelling error! Obivious? I think we mean 'obvious'

Sadly, it seems that people like her tend to reproduce the most.

Maybe she was drowsing her sorrows because the school nurse thinks she is fat and stupid.

And that is how you buy beer under-aged. I'm actually curious if OP checked ID after how odd that must have been. Total blind-side/destraction

That's fucking awesome.

@ 34: It's actually illegal to sell alcohol to someone who's obviously drunk. At least, I think that applies to stores as well as bars. Dang, I should probably retake that seller's certification class...

I'm under 21 so I wouldn't know anyways, nor does it apply to me, but does "drunk" mean the person FEELS drunk? Or is it based on whether or not they would be over the legal limit?

79: Drunk means "feeling any effects of alcohol". Of course, you can be a little drunk or a lot drunk. Stores and bars usually have the right to refuse service, and if the seller THINKS that the customer is drunk, they're usually obligated to refuse to sell that customer any more alcohol.

Um... Both I guess if you want to look at it that way. Drunk mean impaired by alcohol. Whether you feel it or the person next to you sees it. Drunk is drunk.

Lol

64- How the hell would it be ILLEGAL to sell ALCOHOL to someone at a BAR?

Well it's a good thing she isn't pregnant then.

99 - Here's how: The adults in your jurisdiction elected the government, and the government made a law saying that no one should sell alcohol to somebody who's already had too much. That's the whole story. Don't laugh; if you ever work in a restaurant or bar, you'll learn that there can be some seriously heavy fines on YOU (not just the bar) if you get caught breaking this law. It's $2500 where I live, for example.

Dafuq are pregnancy test doing in a liquor store??...............

Didi, why do you have 5 fmls but none published even though you helped create fml?

#27 yeah yeah good one

you cant even spell, stupid

145 did you know there is an apostrophe in can't?

Wow, you're rude! She was noted as obviously drunk!!!! People do stupid things when intoxicated dumbass.

Pretty sure it would be completely fucked to sell her more after that , you deserve to be fired sick fucks these days

At least you had an interesting day.

Sounds like a missing scene from one of the "the hangover" movies... Lol...

How is this an FML

Oh yeah, there's always that. Retard.

At least they saw pussy xDD

Okay was anyone else wondering why they sell pregnancy tests at a liquor store?

Yes! Doesn't make sense.

Wow, she must have been VERY drunk

No, she was sober

I love how girls over do their drunk stage

You don't say?!

She must have been celebrating! Maybe she had thought she had been.

Good observation.

Well the beer won't help that

That's classy!

No, class would be going in there whilst sipping Earl Grey tea.

Class is having your valet buy your Dom Pérignon. Ryan is, I am prepared to bet, not being entirely serious.

What's the word I'm looking for ... Oh, found it: GROSS! :S

Call the cops, she just pissed on the floor and you'll probably have to be the one to clean it up

You should call the police, or an ambulance if she can not take care of her self alone while drunk, and don't you guys have a policy of not selling booze to obviously over drunk people? FYL indeed

If a person is obviously intoxicated a store/restaurant is allowed to decline the person further service for disrupting their shop.

You should've said "But you're wasted, and I want you to get the fuck out."

Cool story, noor :D I love this new profile pic, that last one scared the crap out of me, lol

Good for you noor :) I agree with that too! Lol

Noor, you should do a panda, you could have bamboo and everything!

That's funny! I probably would have looked at her in confusion, then burst out laughing. Was she underage, or was she older?

You'd laugh if someone peed on your shop floor and left you to clean it? Well, I might laugh too. But I think I'd be a little more inclined to throw a filing cabinet at their face. It could go either way.

Baustigt mad! Baustigt throw! Baustigt SMASH!

But this is me being nice. I've only called two people dumbasses today and one of them was a fascist.

Baustigt could throw the filing cabinet and be like "Eat THIS!" And she could be like "NEVERRR!" That's for you, 31.

I'd laugh from disbelieve.