Today, I was working at the grocery store and a very old woman wanted to give me a tip for bagging her groceries. She slid a quarter into my pocket against my thigh as deep down as she could get it, then she gave me a smile and a wink. I was groped by a grandma. FML
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hazz_fml
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The elderly these days ¬_¬
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ubbernoob
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Whatever, you know you liked it.
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greenman_fml
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GOD DAMN ELDERLY
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KiSsKiZzy
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Wait wait wait!!! Did u enjoy it???
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skullbashd
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GILF!
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Randen_fml
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she was trying atleast. I bet she bought her house for 50 cents back then!
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hazz_fml
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The elderly these days ¬_¬
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Amkii
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LOL! A quarter... big spender!
I love answers 1 and 2. I literally lol'd at #1.
I love answers 1 and 2. I literally lol'd at #1.
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rebboy_2008
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Wow... a whole quarter? She's really spending big time. I guess that early bird special down at Denny's will just have to wait another day.
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ubbernoob
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Whatever, you know you liked it.
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zap_fml
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Whey! You pulled ;)
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silverling
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Grandma hands are the softest, and they can take their teeth out. ;)
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thequeenofscots
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At... least she was experienced?
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jesusjr
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On the bright side, you got a quater!
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amelinat
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Maybe you should invest in a tip jar or cup, to prevent further unwelcome hands in pockets.
Or keep a spider or a cockroach in your pocket, to teach people not to put their hands in there.
Or keep a spider or a cockroach in your pocket, to teach people not to put their hands in there.