FML : Today, I was working at the grocery store and a very old woman wanted to give me a tip for bagging her groceries. She slid a quarter into my pocket against...

Today, I was working at the grocery store and a very old woman wanted to give me a tip for bagging her groceries. She slid a quarter into my pocket against my thigh as deep down as she could get it, then she gave me a smile and a wink. I was groped by a grandma. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By unsatisfied - / Monday 9 March 2009 06:15 / United States

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By hazz_fml | 0

#23213 - Monday 9 March 2009 15:12

The elderly these days ¬_¬

By ubbernoob | 0

#23226 - Monday 9 March 2009 15:33

Whatever, you know you liked it.

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By greenman_fml | 0

#23212 - Monday 9 March 2009 15:10

GOD DAMN ELDERLY

KiSsKiZzy | 0

#501048 - Thursday 20 August 2009 7:02

Wait wait wait!!! Did u enjoy it???

skullbashd | 3

#1004652 - Monday 24 May 2010 1:05

GILF!

Randen_fml | 0

#1481056 - Friday 1 October 2010 15:39

she was trying atleast. I bet she bought her house for 50 cents back then!

By hazz_fml | 0

#23213 - Monday 9 March 2009 15:12

The elderly these days ¬_¬

By Amkii | 0

#23215 - Monday 9 March 2009 15:15

LOL! A quarter... big spender!

I love answers 1 and 2. I literally lol'd at #1.

By rebboy_2008 | 0

#23223 - Monday 9 March 2009 15:30

Wow... a whole quarter? She's really spending big time. I guess that early bird special down at Denny's will just have to wait another day.

By ubbernoob | 0

#23226 - Monday 9 March 2009 15:33

Whatever, you know you liked it.

By zap_fml | 0

#23232 - Monday 9 March 2009 15:43

Whey! You pulled ;)

By silverling | 0

#23238 - Monday 9 March 2009 15:52

Grandma hands are the softest, and they can take their teeth out. ;)

By thequeenofscots | 0

#23241 - Monday 9 March 2009 15:56

At... least she was experienced?

By jesusjr | 0

#23245 - Monday 9 March 2009 15:58

On the bright side, you got a quater!

By amelinat | 0

#23260 - Monday 9 March 2009 16:40

Maybe you should invest in a tip jar or cup, to prevent further unwelcome hands in pockets.

Or keep a spider or a cockroach in your pocket, to teach people not to put their hands in there.