Today, I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year old woman. She says "Man, you're a fast cashier, I like my men fast!" and then gives me a wink....

By Patrick - 23/2/2010 01:29 - United States

Today, I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year old woman. She says "Man, you're a fast cashier, I like my men fast!" and then gives me a wink. I got really nervous and didn't know how to respond, so not thinking, I quickly said, "Yeah, me too." FML

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By lovej4ever | 0

#884795 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 9:14

you got nervous about a 70 year old woman talking to you??

By tatertot1127 | 0

#884790 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 9:14

that's kinda funny! but what a creepy old lady!

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By Astraea | 0

#884789 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 9:13

what an asshole. Get over him, real fast!!

DaDezza244 | 31

#5389106 - Saturday 2 March 2013 4:05

2, *70 year old woman, so it's a her. Did you even read the FML?

By tatertot1127 | 0

#884790 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 9:14

that's kinda funny! but what a creepy old lady!

By KASHMIR_fml | 0

#884793 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 9:14

wow ur life is SO totally screwed

nickforthewin | 0

#885500 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 16:47

...how?

KASHMIR_fml | 0

#886578 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 23:54

was being sarcastic. op thinks his life is fucked because f a minor Freudian slip

By lovej4ever | 0

#884795 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 9:14

you got nervous about a 70 year old woman talking to you??

UrNotFunny | 0

#885112 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 12:59

win.

TrekkieGirl | 0

#885315 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 15:16

@ #5...I was just about to post the same thing.

LMAO....this is ridiculous! I give the old lady credit for being confident enough to try and hit on you, but your response was just laughable.

jamieboy11 | 0

#886011 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 20:43

lol

By cbathinkofaname | 0

#884799 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 9:16

Ohh badtimes! i'd do exsacly the same thing in that situation then think about all the things I could have said after! Ahh well, and who likes there men fast anyway? If you were ringing her then how did you know she was winking?

By racer337 | 2

#884801 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 9:16

That was a dumb thing to say, but if it's a 70 year old lady it probably doesn't matter that much.

By gh3tt0cak3s | 0

#884806 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 9:19

I think you should of went for it ; )

By chikiitaaa | 0

#884808 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 9:20

HAHAHAHA. old ladies r so horny.

By Just_Me_143 | 0

#884811 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 9:21

glad to know that you're finally comin out of the closet.

Jk

you could have added 'me too, except with women. I just loove fast women. you took out you're money sooo quickly.'
then enjoyed your night :)

By cookie08_fml | 0

#884812 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 9:21

ha funny