By Patrick - 23/02/2010 01:29 - United States

Today, I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year old woman. She says "Man, you're a fast cashier, I like my men fast!" and then gives me a wink. I got really nervous and didn't know how to respond, so not thinking, I quickly said, "Yeah, me too." FML
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lovej4ever 0
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you got nervous about a 70 year old woman talking to you??

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tatertot1127 0
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that's kinda funny! but what a creepy old lady!

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Astraea 0
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what an asshole. Get over him, real fast!!

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DaDezza244 31
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2, *70 year old woman, so it's a her. Did you even read the FML?

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tatertot1127 0
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that's kinda funny! but what a creepy old lady!

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KASHMIR_fml 0
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wow ur life is SO totally screwed

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KASHMIR_fml 0
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was being sarcastic. op thinks his life is fucked because f a minor Freudian slip

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lovej4ever 0
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you got nervous about a 70 year old woman talking to you??

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TrekkieGirl 0
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@ #5...I was just about to post the same thing. LMAO....this is ridiculous! I give the old lady credit for being confident enough to try and hit on you, but your response was just laughable.

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cbathinkofaname 0
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Ohh badtimes! i'd do exsacly the same thing in that situation then think about all the things I could have said after! Ahh well, and who likes there men fast anyway? If you were ringing her then how did you know she was winking?

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racer337 2
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That was a dumb thing to say, but if it's a 70 year old lady it probably doesn't matter that much.

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gh3tt0cak3s 0
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I think you should of went for it ; )

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chikiitaaa 0
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HAHAHAHA. old ladies r so horny.

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Just_Me_143 0
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glad to know that you're finally comin out of the closet. Jk you could have added 'me too, except with women. I just loove fast women. you took out you're money sooo quickly.' then enjoyed your night :)

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