Today, I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year old woman. She says "Man, you're a fast cashier, I like my men fast!" and then gives me a wink. I got really nervous and didn't know how to respond, so not thinking, I quickly said, "Yeah, me too." FML
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lovej4ever
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you got nervous about a 70 year old woman talking to you??
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tatertot1127
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that's kinda funny! but what a creepy old lady!
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Astraea
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what an asshole. Get over him, real fast!!
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DaDezza244
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2, *70 year old woman, so it's a her. Did you even read the FML?
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tatertot1127
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that's kinda funny! but what a creepy old lady!
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KASHMIR_fml
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wow ur life is SO totally screwed
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nickforthewin
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...how?
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KASHMIR_fml
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was being sarcastic. op thinks his life is fucked because f a minor Freudian slip
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lovej4ever
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you got nervous about a 70 year old woman talking to you??
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UrNotFunny
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win.
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TrekkieGirl
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@ #5...I was just about to post the same thing.
LMAO....this is ridiculous! I give the old lady credit for being confident enough to try and hit on you, but your response was just laughable.
LMAO....this is ridiculous! I give the old lady credit for being confident enough to try and hit on you, but your response was just laughable.
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jamieboy11
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lol
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cbathinkofaname
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Ohh badtimes! i'd do exsacly the same thing in that situation then think about all the things I could have said after! Ahh well, and who likes there men fast anyway? If you were ringing her then how did you know she was winking?
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racer337
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That was a dumb thing to say, but if it's a 70 year old lady it probably doesn't matter that much.
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gh3tt0cak3s
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I think you should of went for it ; )
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chikiitaaa
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HAHAHAHA. old ladies r so horny.
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Just_Me_143
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glad to know that you're finally comin out of the closet.
Jk
you could have added 'me too, except with women. I just loove fast women. you took out you're money sooo quickly.'
then enjoyed your night :)
Jk
you could have added 'me too, except with women. I just loove fast women. you took out you're money sooo quickly.'
then enjoyed your night :)
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cookie08_fml
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ha funny