By Patrick - United States
Today, I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year old woman. She says "Man, you're a fast cashier, I like my men fast!" and then gives me a wink. I got really nervous and didn't know how to respond, so not thinking, I quickly said, "Yeah, me too." FML
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  TrekkieGirl  |  0

@ #5...I was just about to post the same thing.

LMAO....this is ridiculous! I give the old lady credit for being confident enough to try and hit on you, but your response was just laughable.

By  cbathinkofaname  |  0

Ohh badtimes! i'd do exsacly the same thing in that situation then think about all the things I could have said after! Ahh well, and who likes there men fast anyway? If you were ringing her then how did you know she was winking?

By  Just_Me_143  |  0

glad to know that you're finally comin out of the closet.


you could have added 'me too, except with women. I just loove fast women. you took out you're money sooo quickly.'
then enjoyed your night :)