Today, I was working at a hospital-level rest home. I was making the rounds when I noticed a woman was sitting in her (electric) wheelchair in the middle of the hall. Going closer I saw her battery was flat so I said "Uh-oh! Looks like you've died." She bawled her eyes out and said "Not yet." FML
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kaisar0
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ZING!
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iGreen_Day
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Smooth.
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DoomJeff91
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If ZING is the new first, I'm gonna kill someone.
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HahaYDI
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Yeah and ZANG=Second, these FMLers are getting smarter.
Not really.
Not really.
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kaisar0
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Actually. I was trying to think of something witty and sarcastic to say, but the only thing to come to mind was "ZING!"
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bitterthread
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Why does electric have to be in parentheses
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drifter5031
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u asshole
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ilovefatcats
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hahahaha o peed a little bit xDDD
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AtoZnumbersand_
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Ydi for saying something like that as a rest home.
And who says that?
If my phone runs out of battery I don't tell people i'm dead.
YDI.
And who says that?
If my phone runs out of battery I don't tell people i'm dead.
YDI.
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hazza_1234
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i say i'm dead?? thought it was pretty common... lol
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totalbadass
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Cause a wheelchair is technically an extension of the body if you're handicapped. If it dies, so do you, because you become effectively nonfunctional.
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dabomblyktiktikk
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me2 ... ^^
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ArielTheMermaid
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Well it's kinda like when people's phones vibrate, and they yell 'I'm vibrating!'
OP: that's totally something I would do. Just apologize and move on :)
OP: that's totally something I would do. Just apologize and move on :)
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SKYblue_fml
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haha. I lol'd
this is awesome for sure.
this is awesome for sure.
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noobgang7
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noooo that's really sad... imagine living all alone for the last years of your life
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lsinc20
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r u souless or something??? cause that comment was just horrible!
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metalhead867
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Bitch.
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Bloodknight
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Bwahahaha! Instantly favorited. I could totally see myself doing something like that. No reason to mull over it though. Apologize, say you didn't mean it like that, and move on.
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rosierosierosie
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hahahahah, unfortunate
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burnquist764
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That's what you get for talking to an inanimate object.
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eeekimjack
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YDI for fail at resthome
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scarlett29
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Aww! Hahah.
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eclecticist
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who talks like that anyway?
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netbeui435
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ydi. time for some sensitivity training.
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yehr
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lol sounds more like a bad choice of words than any kind of lack of sensitivity.
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Anglwrfish
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I agree with 13, that was a stupid thing to say...
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lexa1love
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Wouldn't using bad choices of words be a sensitivity thing? Not thinking how they will be received before u say it.
And who says that?
If my phone runs out of battery I don't tell people i'm dead.
YDI.