FML : Today, I was working at a children's play centre, and my stomach was twisting and turning. Thinking no one was around, I let out a small fart, only to...

Today, I was working at a children's play centre, and my stomach was twisting and turning. Thinking no one was around, I let out a small fart, only to turn and see a little girl running to her mom yelling, "Mommy-mommy that lady just farted and it sounded like daddy!" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By n/a / Wednesday 25 November 2009 07:36 / United States

Kids

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By k2cool_87 | 0

#687587 - Wednesday 25 November 2009 16:22

u fart like a guy be proud!!!!!

By Arkluq | 2

#687660 - Wednesday 25 November 2009 17:08

YDI for farting in front of children. I hope you're happy intoxicating them with your man-farts.

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By youthink_fml | 0

#687586 - Wednesday 25 November 2009 16:21

YDI. I'm a guy and I hold my farts until I'm in a bathroom or at least alone. Learn some manners.

By k2cool_87 | 0

#687587 - Wednesday 25 November 2009 16:22

u fart like a guy be proud!!!!!

Williii_fml | 0

#688979 - Thursday 26 November 2009 10:25

LOL.

ichikibobivopula | 0

#2883554 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 17:54

girls can fart?

Wow_FYL_BIZNITCH | 7

#4718709 - Sunday 22 July 2012 6:15

Loooooool.

By blah123blah | 0

#687605 - Wednesday 25 November 2009 16:28

you are human (I am guessing), people fart. I am sure that the mom will not start a website based on everyone who she knows that has farted.

By Arkluq | 2

#687660 - Wednesday 25 November 2009 17:08

YDI for farting in front of children. I hope you're happy intoxicating them with your man-farts.

By jmoose311 | 3

#687699 - Wednesday 25 November 2009 17:30

YDI. It's okay if guys fart in public, because that's just what we do, but I always get grossed out when girls fart. Not cool.

soxgrl33 | 0

#687848 - Wednesday 25 November 2009 19:04

"that's just what we do"? Really? That doesn't make it not disgusting, douchebag. Any public farts are gross, not just girls'.

Arkluq | 2

#688443 - Thursday 26 November 2009 1:43

What kind of a fucking moron are you? Its not applicable to fart in public either ways because its disgusting.

KrazyKatz3 | 26

#7530296 - Wednesday 16 August 2017 1:28

Guys it's natural. It happens. No one cares

By alewiina | 0

#687799 - Wednesday 25 November 2009 18:28

You can't always hold in a fart >.< She doesn't deserve it, although she should have known something like that would happen, lol. Kids don't know how to be quiet about gas.

By lololol111 | 0

#687802 - Wednesday 25 November 2009 18:29

YDI for farting, everyone knows women don't fart.

By abbylolz | 0

#687819 - Wednesday 25 November 2009 18:39

Omfg woman fart freakin sexiest

By snowgun10 | 0

#687878 - Wednesday 25 November 2009 19:32

All the comments about woman farting in public vs man is funnier than the actual strory. It's gross to fart in public, but sometime you just can't hold it. At lease try to be quiet and run away. LOL