Today, I was working at a children's play centre, and my stomach was twisting and turning. Thinking no one was around, I let out a small fart, only to turn and see a little girl running to her mom yelling, "Mommy-mommy that lady just farted and it sounded like daddy!" FML
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k2cool_87
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u fart like a guy be proud!!!!!
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Arkluq
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YDI for farting in front of children. I hope you're happy intoxicating them with your man-farts.
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youthink_fml
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YDI. I'm a guy and I hold my farts until I'm in a bathroom or at least alone. Learn some manners.
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k2cool_87
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u fart like a guy be proud!!!!!
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Williii_fml
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LOL.
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ichikibobivopula
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girls can fart?
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Wow_FYL_BIZNITCH
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Loooooool.
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blah123blah
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you are human (I am guessing), people fart. I am sure that the mom will not start a website based on everyone who she knows that has farted.
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Arkluq
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YDI for farting in front of children. I hope you're happy intoxicating them with your man-farts.
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jmoose311
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YDI. It's okay if guys fart in public, because that's just what we do, but I always get grossed out when girls fart. Not cool.
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soxgrl33
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"that's just what we do"? Really? That doesn't make it not disgusting, douchebag. Any public farts are gross, not just girls'.
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Arkluq
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What kind of a fucking moron are you? Its not applicable to fart in public either ways because its disgusting.
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KrazyKatz3
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Guys it's natural. It happens. No one cares
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alewiina
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You can't always hold in a fart >.< She doesn't deserve it, although she should have known something like that would happen, lol. Kids don't know how to be quiet about gas.
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lololol111
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YDI for farting, everyone knows women don't fart.
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abbylolz
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Omfg woman fart freakin sexiest
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snowgun10
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All the comments about woman farting in public vs man is funnier than the actual strory. It's gross to fart in public, but sometime you just can't hold it. At lease try to be quiet and run away. LOL
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CallMeHush
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Somehow I doubt it was quite as small as you would have us belive.