Today, I was woken up by my dad and my dog barking at each other, and my dad yelling, "I am the Alpha male!" FML
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MDoremis
| 38
He's trying to move up from Beta, obviously.
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Crazyjohnb
| 23
Well, that's a new way to train a dog.
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MDoremis
| 38
He's trying to move up from Beta, obviously.
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Kitcat1234
| 21
OP's just upset because he/she isn't the Alpha
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Crazyjohnb
| 23
Well, that's a new way to train a dog.
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Elgrin
| 15
I'm pretty sure the dog was training him.
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ezrocks4u
| 29
"I am the master commander!"
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toastbrot
| 9
I smell a midlife crisis...
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tygerarmy
| 35
Assert your dominance and tell them both to go to bed.
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__doge__
| 15
Wtf is wrong with the new buttons!
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Bunnyluver
| 20
You could try explaining the buttons to him.
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JETarchitect
| 32
why can't I like your reply #9?? it's perfect
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dVwarfare
| 15
It wouldn't hurt to explain the buttons pal
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will968
| 15
It's FML staff that's why
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RedCronos
| 17
Someone once said "calm and submissive"
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WebWarrior4991
| 9
He may say that now, but we'll see who's feeding who tomorrow.
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Bearsmomma
| 30
I love your dad! ĹOL
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mooman36
| 15
Yea, I do this with my dogs. Must be working since I am the alpha male. At least I seem to be most of the time...
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withered
| 30
#11 Either that or your dogs have better manners than you do :P