By sacked - United States
Today, I was woken by my alarm. I got really tangled up in my blankets, and struggled frantically to untangle myself so I could turn off the alarm. I not only kneed myself in the face, but I accidentally punched myself in the nuts too. Hard. FML
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the same thing sorta happen to my friend. except she found a pair of ladies thongs in her bf car. thought he was cheating, turns out he has been buying ladies undies/thongs and wearing them. he also confess to stealing hers and her sisters thongs. fyl fhl fmfl

  Shokz992  |  0

Did you happen to get the "...ladies" bit from a certain comedian I can't remember the name of? :/ You'll know what I'm talking about if I'm right... :D