Sex and Intimacy: Today, I was with a group of friends at a bar, and we were all...

By AGluckily - 22/03/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I was with a group of friends at a bar, and we were all talking about whether we were moaners, screamers, or quiet during sex. My boyfriend said that he was a moaner, which I contradicted. Completely straightfaced, he said, "Well, I am when it's good." FML

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By S. Dub - 10/04/2020 05:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that I needed to moan louder so that he knew I was enjoying it. Reluctantly, I put a little 'umph' into my moans during the next round. He pulled out and said, "It's just awkward now." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2009 14:19 - Australia

Today, I was having amazing sex with this guy I had been seeing for a while. It got really intense, so did my moans. Guys usually like when I moan, but he just put his hands over my mouth and told me to "shut up" because it sounded like "pig noises". FML

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By Ugh - 13/09/2015 06:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that I moan too much when we have sex. I actually just fake my moans in an effort to cover the sound of my cracking hips. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2015 14:06 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2016 11:03 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML

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It's all too much

By toomuchlove - 02/08/2010 23:32 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I like it when he moans while we're having sex. Unfortunately, he interpreted that as "milk it". The sound is so obnoxious, it's starting to ruin the sex. FML

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By thisblows - 16/03/2011 16:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML

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Kinky

By 9gingerface66 - 15/01/2012 06:29 - United States

Today, after finally getting up the confidence, I started talking really dirty to my boyfriend on the phone. I was getting really onto it, and he seemed to enjoy it too. Then I stopped for a second to gauge his reaction. He was snoring. FML

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Sudden dip

By Anonymous - 17/03/2022 17:00 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were out for dinner. We were talking over the noise of the restaurant, when suddenly it got quiet as he shouted, “I can’t wait to fuck you!” FML

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By during - 19/05/2010 12:12 - United States

Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML

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Maltastic 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 9:39

My guess is he said that because you contradicted him. You deserve it. He probably didn't mean it though.

Tehalon 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 12:33

@ #8 and everyone else who makes comments like that; What the hell is up with everyone telling ppl to dump their bf/gf/husband/wife for the smallest things?? Did you know that it is possible to communicate with one another and discuss problems within a relation, maybe have alittle fight, make up again.. Bet you're all single 99% of the time!

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sLap_fml 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 12:57

i agree with #10 just because he may have meant what is said is NO reason to end a relationship unless you are very immature and/or seven years old. And obviously they aren't children since they are having sex. i'm sure he was joking, he most likely just wanted to get you going. next time you two are together, just show him that he's wrong ;)

caty14 1

Sunday 22 March 2009 13:25

Guy's tend to joke like that. He most likely just wanted to say that because he was contradicted. Probably didn't really mean it. But find out just to make sure.

AntiChrist7 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 13:36

never contradict your boyfriend. or he is a dick. Either way, you deserved it

im_prison_mike 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 14:51

I'm a girl, but it's obvious to me that he was joking. And even if it hits a bit too close to the truth, maybe he wanted to present an issue in front of his friends so you wouldn't bite his head off. You seem like a touchy person. Laugh it off in public, just as you would if someone ELSE's boyfriend made that joke. Then ask him about it later.

noclevername 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 15:12

He was joking. laugh it off, and if it bothers you say something to him later in private. Also, anytime a girl posts anything about sex she gets a string of comments telling her not to just lie there. I wasn't aware this was this common an issue. Even if I'm bored I'll make sure the other person's having fun, it's just good form. So maybe all the guys who complain about women being lazy come across as so self-involved that women don't think they'll notice whether they pretend to enjoy it or not.