Today, I was Whatsapping my boyfriend, as I am away for work. Before talking to him, I texted my work group I wasn’t feeling well after they invited me out. As I was chatting with what I thought was my boyfriend, I said, “I want your penis inside me.” And then realized I'd texted my work group. FML
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dasin
| 17
maybe im to old but how do you text and get the person wrong if your video chatting?
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Zekfen
| 17
You could just play it off as being into orgies and it’s a team building thing.
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Zekfen
| 17
You could just play it off as being into orgies and it’s a team building thing.
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RichardPencil
| 29
Now you should be able to get several penises in you. Penes? Penii?
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manb91uk
| 22
Penises... An encyclopedia on all things phallic like you should already know that (-.-)
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RichardPencil
| 29
Well, regardless she can get plural of them rather than the singular.
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Suzi_d16
| 26
Penises isn’t technically correct. Penes or penii is correct.
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RichardPencil
| 29
Penii is not correct. Penis is a 3rd declension noun in Latin meaning “tail,” so the plural is penes.
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manb91uk
| 22
Never has this sentence been more appropriate but... I prefer penises
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RichardPencil
| 29
I’m a boob guy😂😂😂
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aelabed
| 17
Nice
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dasin
| 17
maybe im to old but how do you text and get the person wrong if your video chatting?
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steph_828547328
| 3
It was a text not video chat
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melisssa87
| 30
So you are doing the old switcheroo, blaming headache so you can get some penis
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kdawgone
| 9
So you want people to feel sorry for you because you can't tell the difference between a group chat and an individual chat with your boyfriend? This is a not an accident this is you not caring to pay attention. You can't be feeling so bad you can't spend time with co-workers if you feel the need to get some pipe laid in you.
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evilplatypus
| 38
Not only can they not tell the difference between group chat and individual chat, they cant tell the difference between video and text!
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turnabouttrial
| 19
if she's posting it on FML, a humor site, I'm pretty sure she's open to you laughing at her, not just feeling sorry for her
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davidfong
| 14
And i bet all the guys ran to your room.
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ojosRojos
| 28
Why would you text your boyfriend while you’re video chatting with him? This makes no sense.
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Sonotsuave
| 33
To this day I’m really not sure how people do this. I’ve never mistakenly texted a current / former boss or coworker or relative something inappropriate by mistake, and I’ve accumulated contacts from a million jobs, internships, volunteering positions and other academic or formal events. And i usually message multiple people at once. And I make all kinds of inappropriate jokes and shit that the professional people in my life don’t know about lol. It’s not that hard to pay attention
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Rosaluv
| 5
Just explain that you already had plans and you didn't want to go out! If they want to hang, they can always come watch!😂🙊#Stay... awkward