You could just play it off as being into orgies and it’s a team building thing.

Now you should be able to get several penises in you. Penes? Penii?

Penises... An encyclopedia on all things phallic like you should already know that (-.-)

Well, regardless she can get plural of them rather than the singular.

Penises isn’t technically correct. Penes or penii is correct.

Penii is not correct. Penis is a 3rd declension noun in Latin meaning “tail,” so the plural is penes.

Never has this sentence been more appropriate but... I prefer penises

I’m a boob guy😂😂😂

Nice

maybe im to old but how do you text and get the person wrong if your video chatting?

It was a text not video chat

So you are doing the old switcheroo, blaming headache so you can get some penis

So you want people to feel sorry for you because you can't tell the difference between a group chat and an individual chat with your boyfriend? This is a not an accident this is you not caring to pay attention. You can't be feeling so bad you can't spend time with co-workers if you feel the need to get some pipe laid in you.

Not only can they not tell the difference between group chat and individual chat, they cant tell the difference between video and text!

if she's posting it on FML, a humor site, I'm pretty sure she's open to you laughing at her, not just feeling sorry for her

And i bet all the guys ran to your room.

Why would you text your boyfriend while you’re video chatting with him? This makes no sense.

To this day I’m really not sure how people do this. I’ve never mistakenly texted a current / former boss or coworker or relative something inappropriate by mistake, and I’ve accumulated contacts from a million jobs, internships, volunteering positions and other academic or formal events. And i usually message multiple people at once. And I make all kinds of inappropriate jokes and shit that the professional people in my life don’t know about lol. It’s not that hard to pay attention

Just explain that you already had plans and you didn't want to go out! If they want to hang, they can always come watch!😂🙊#Stay... awkward