By rackman007 - United States
Today, I was wearing my new sunglasses while watching a basketball game. A pretty hot looking girl was sitting a few spots next to me so I stared at her breasts. A few minutes later, I looked up at her face and she was looking at me in disgust. It turns out that my sunglasses were see through. FML
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By  Cheatx  |  0

Have you not seen the movie role models? Its called using your peripheral vision, it's a trained skill. Don't worry about it, just keep practicing.

By  o76923  |  8

Learn not to stare, prick. Regardless, you should have looked at yourself wearing the glasses at least once in a mirror prior to wearing them around. How could you not notice this? YDI

By  ddrluna  |  2

Wow, classy one you are.

"I've got an idea! I'll just sit and gawk at this woman's boobs for a few minutes, because that's a totally socially acceptable practice and I'm perfectly okay with treating other people like objects!"

I'm not usually one to care about this sort of thing, but if you must objectify women, look at pictures online, not at real people, you moron.