Miscellaneous: Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping...

By Andrew - 24/09/2010 10:22 - United States

Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert for an hour, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. She was looking for the remote, blindly trying to put her hand into the sofa. Instead, she shoved her hand down the back of my pants. FML

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Overreaction much?

By owngoalscored - 22/09/2018 22:00

Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML

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By Kourou - 21/11/2008 12:53 - France

Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML

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You deserved it 3 040

By kha - 24/03/2009 10:18 - United States

Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML

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Oh, hello there!

By secretmisery05 - 25/05/2020 17:00

Today, my husband and I waited until the TV shut off at 11 p.m. in the next room to signal his grandmother had retired to her bed upstairs. After doing it on a very squeaky bed, we went out naked half an hour later to go to the restroom across the hall, only to discover his Nana laying on the couch. FML

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You deserved it 686

By lvegadelgado_6 - 10/08/2015 14:32 - United States - Deerfield

Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2018 09:00 - United States - Bellerose

Today, I was watching anime in my room when my mom walked in with fresh laundry. It would've been fine at literally any other moment, but the scene on at the time involved girls groping each other in a hot spring. Now she's accusing me of being in cartoon porn. FML

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You deserved it 855

I keep mine hidden

By Anonymous - 17/08/2020 20:00

Today, while my girlfriend is in hospital, I'm left at home with her mom. What I didn't know is that her mom's medication makes her do strange things. I learned that right away when she took a seat next to me, completely naked, on the couch. My girlfriend's mom is my grandmother's age. FML

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Gamergating

By Anonymous - 13/03/2012 02:04 - United States

Today, my grandparents visited. My grandpa kept getting off the couch and walking around to "stretch his legs." He kept kicking out my computer's network cable and messing up my game, smirking each time he did it. When I complained, my mom told me to shut up and show some respect. FML

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By thats what my ipod is for - 26/04/2013 17:34 - United States

Today, I overheard my grandpa telling my mom he'd found a load of porn in my laptop's browser history, but that he deleted all the "filth" so she wouldn't have to see it. She believed him and I got grounded, much to his amusement. I've never looked up porn on that computer in my life. FML

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You deserved it 3 138

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 24 September 2010 19:12

Smooth move for grandpa! Weren't you watching it with him?

deepbluesea 1

Friday 24 September 2010 19:17

This is one of the funniest FMLs I have ever read.

Comments

ThatsJustMii 0

Friday 24 September 2010 19:07

hahaha lol

blaherman 12

Friday 24 September 2010 19:30

grandpa is a legend

YupImBack 0

Friday 24 September 2010 20:17

Win

lm27 5

Friday 24 September 2010 20:23

hahahahahah I love this... you got owned by your grandpa

BoyFromTheFuture 0

Friday 24 September 2010 20:28

experience is key... you can use this on your grandchildren.

Skroal_stomper 5

Friday 24 September 2010 21:40

Grandpa is the best. Learn from him Op he is apparently very wise.

Toiga 0

Friday 24 September 2010 22:13

Hahaha wow that's Hellas funny

B4SK3TB4IL 0

Friday 24 September 2010 22:17

lmao

Tweety122888 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 0:58

lmao i love your grandpa he is the best!!!

hamshama 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 1:37

Best. Gramps. EVER!

daddyceelo 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 2:20

lmao

KingDingALing 9

Saturday 25 September 2010 2:31

OP- your grandpa is full of win...

krustacea 1

Saturday 25 September 2010 2:43

nice.....

Rape_Laser 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 2:48

ur grandpas ****** awesome!

luvpav 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 6:41

what movie was it?

zakkyzebra 11

Saturday 25 September 2010 6:47

haha my grandpa downloaded **** on my laptop and my mom saw it XD didn't say I didn't like it tho ...

modelshark 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 18:03

wow thats awesome on his part but sucks for you.

iatetehrabbit 0

Monday 22 November 2010 8:08

3 words funniest. grandpa. evar!!!

imthatguythatdid 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 5:54

PIMPIN!!!!!

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 24 September 2010 19:12

Smooth move for grandpa! Weren't you watching it with him?

Cinn_fml 22

Friday 24 September 2010 19:13

^Enough said really.

NightSkyx 0

Friday 24 September 2010 19:31

sounds like number 2's profile pic lol

cabbitt 0

Friday 24 September 2010 19:31

Awesome. Grandpa pwned the OP.

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Friday 24 September 2010 19:41

Hey! I was #2! How did your post eat mine and take its spot?! Here it goes again: OP, YDI for being a disgusting pervert and watching ****, for attempting to blame it on your grandfather, for having a television, and for even having grandparents at all! Now, cough up some video footage of the movie in question. You know, research.