Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML
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BurnInDemonFire
| 30
Remind her how you came into existence in the first place.
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melisssa87
| 30
Your mom seems to have forgotten that you can watch porn on your phone too
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BurnInDemonFire
| 30
Remind her how you came into existence in the first place.
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Chazzster
| 20
I am guessing that it was Mom’s own experiences that caused her to overreact in the first place - So I’m not so sure reminding Mom that sex has been around for a while would help. Unfortunately some parents are so sexually constipated they are unable to picture their daughter or son ever being ready for sex.
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melisssa87
| 30
Your mom seems to have forgotten that you can watch porn on your phone too
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real life problems
| 26
I was watching Spartacus and had my mom walk in right as they were showing 2 guys having sex. That was fun to explain
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raven_of_azarath
| 31
She didn’t even give you a chance to show her what you were watching and the rating of it?
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Charlie Given
| 21
Umm has your mom no respect has she ever heard of knocking on a door first and does she think it's the 1950's 🙄😒
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kazekai8
| 10
Is your mom one of those Christian parents?
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tounces7
| 26
That was my very first thought too.
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Emma Marshall
| 19
How old are you?
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Phillycheeze
| 20
Sounds like your mom needs to get laid
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NostalgiaFreak9
| 40
At least you didn't get caught watching an anime with females groping each other.
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Tony Friddle
| 11
change her ringtone to something porn related.