By lifeonfire12 - 16/04/2012 01:13 - Canada

By lifeonfire12 - 16/04/2012 01:13 - Canada
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Did you lie? Even if you didn't it's nice he said sorry.
Wow. that must not have sounded wierd at all! I like your idea of an ice breaker :D
If the guy didn't laugh at this then he isn't dating material. This FML made me laugh out loud! Nice diarrhea of the mouth OP ;)
my mom always says honesty is the best policy.
And here we have a perfect example of a Freudian slip.
Well now we know your relationship will work, you already told him something notable about yoursel. In the first sentence.
He probably liked it anyway.
36- are you suggesting that the OP actually likes balls in her face? I'm pretty sure she doesn't or she wouldn't have wrote the FML in the first place:p just sayin:p
46 your too literal for your name.
Thats what my dad says because he dosent like saying the F but me and my brother say umm nooo its LMFAO
lol it really isnt that bad of an icebreaker
Hey, at least you accidentally hinted that you're interested :)
Great fml. I hope he jumped at the opportunity haha
60- *you're
Cool story 66.
93-guess what NOBODY CARES!!!!!!
Id ask u out after that
whens our date?;)
When they drop...
Ouch.
Damn, cold!
14 made my day xD
When they drop on your face!
GotHeem
If they ever become friends, he will probably not let that one go.. I wouldn't.
That awkward moment when a funny comment gets dwarfed by an even funnier comment making fun of the aforementioned comment.
I've never laughed so hard
OP Epic Win xD
Well I hope after that you both had a conversation at least and a date :)
He knows you're DTF now, you're in!
This will be the story your best friend toasts to you two at your wedding. Cheer up! You'll bring a smile to all your guests' faces and a horrified look to your mother's.
What does DTF mean?
I could be very wrong, but I'm guessing from the context it means "date then fuck"?
It means down to fuck...
It means "down to (graphic word for sex)"
Down to fuck!
Oh I'm sure he likes you already.
He and I'm sure the rest of the team know what's up now.
Sometimes we say what's on our mind
Freudian slip.
That's what she said
in my mind we just high-fived.
Yes, she did indeed said that. Lol
Just lucky he didn't reply, "me too."
... In bed
On top of a tree
Well that's one way to break the ice.
...or her nose.
Aww, that awkward moment when you realize what you just said. FYL that sucks.
I'm not sure how that sounded ... but I'm sorry if it sounds mean or sarcastic ... I actually meant to be sincere but I'm sorry again if it sounded better in my head.
You're apologizing for being sarcastic? On FML?!
So might he OP. you could be in luck!
Maybe I'm missing something, but... If he likes balls in his face, how is that lucky for her? I'm pretty sure that means they won't be dating.
I'm fairly sure that 10 thought OP was a guy... Not sure why though. :/
I think 10 meant the player likes balls in her face.
That shmucks :(
So does your comment :(
whens our date?;)
When they drop...