By lifeonfire12 - 16/04/2012 01:13 - Canada

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Today, I was watching a boys volleyball team warming up, and I had my eye on one of them who was quite attractive. He sent the ball a little too far and it hit me in the face. He apologized, and I then for some reason replied with, "It's fine, I like balls in my face." FML
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turtlemonkey 0

whens our date?;)

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Mooish 18

Did you lie? Even if you didn't it's nice he said sorry.

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notjustanybody20 9

Wow. that must not have sounded wierd at all! I like your idea of an ice breaker :D

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blackheart24 10

If the guy didn't laugh at this then he isn't dating material. This FML made me laugh out loud! Nice diarrhea of the mouth OP ;)

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effy19 7

my mom always says honesty is the best policy.

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FMLshark 12

And here we have a perfect example of a Freudian slip.

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blaackandprouud 20

Well now we know your relationship will work, you already told him something notable about yoursel. In the first sentence.

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JocelynKaulitz 28

He probably liked it anyway.

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LMA0 5

36- are you suggesting that the OP actually likes balls in her face? I'm pretty sure she doesn't or she wouldn't have wrote the FML in the first place:p just sayin:p

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CadillacPimpen 6

46 your too literal for your name.

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pinky78711 5

Thats what my dad says because he dosent like saying the F but me and my brother say umm nooo its LMFAO

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davy187 0

lol it really isnt that bad of an icebreaker

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Idonebeenhad 17

Hey, at least you accidentally hinted that you're interested :)

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Forlorn420 9

Great fml. I hope he jumped at the opportunity haha

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turtlemonkey 0

whens our date?;)

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stevenJB 25

Damn that was the biggest shut down I've see seen! Haha

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Harmonyx 4

If they ever become friends, he will probably not let that one go.. I wouldn't.

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HahaYDI 0

That awkward moment when a funny comment gets dwarfed by an even funnier comment making fun of the aforementioned comment.

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NagatoPain 4

Well I hope after that you both had a conversation at least and a date :)

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Guren 0

He knows you're DTF now, you're in!

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l0v3p4in 7

This will be the story your best friend toasts to you two at your wedding. Cheer up! You'll bring a smile to all your guests' faces and a horrified look to your mother's.

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TheHaHaNoGuy 5

I could be very wrong, but I'm guessing from the context it means "date then ****"?

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Mandy0325 1

It means down to ****...

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Guren 0

It means "down to (graphic word for sex)"

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DontClickOnMe 28

Oh I'm sure he likes you already.

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AugustBurnsToast 14

He and I'm sure the rest of the team know what's up now.

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CookieGirl4ever 13

Aww, that awkward moment when you realize what you just said. FYL that sucks.

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CookieGirl4ever 13

I'm not sure how that sounded ... but I'm sorry if it sounds mean or sarcastic ... I actually meant to be sincere but I'm sorry again if it sounded better in my head.

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KMtheDrummer 6

You're apologizing for being sarcastic? On FML?!

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twisted_cherub 14

Maybe I'm missing something, but... If he likes balls in his face, how is that lucky for her? I'm pretty sure that means they won't be dating.

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emilydotawesome 1

I'm fairly sure that 10 thought OP was a guy... Not sure why though. :/

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syrcuse05 11

I think 10 meant the player likes balls in her face.

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