FML : Today, I was watching a boys volleyball team warming up, and I had my eye on one of them who was quite attractive. He sent the ball a little too far and...

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Today, I was watching a boys volleyball team warming up, and I had my eye on one of them who was quite attractive. He sent the ball a little too far and it hit me in the face. He apologized, and I then for some reason replied with, "It's fine, I like balls in my face." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By lifeonfire12 - / Monday 16 April 2012 01:13 / Canada

Intimacy

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By turtlemonkey | 0

#4311937 - Monday 16 April 2012 8:37

whens our date?;)

By hatesfate | 6

#4311996 - Monday 16 April 2012 8:42

When they drop...

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By Mooish | 18

#4311935 - Monday 16 April 2012 8:36

Did you lie? Even if you didn't it's nice he said sorry.

notjustanybody20 | 9

#4312007 - Monday 16 April 2012 8:44

Wow. that must not have sounded wierd at all! I like your idea of an ice breaker :D

blackheart24 | 10

#4312043 - Monday 16 April 2012 8:53

If the guy didn't laugh at this then he isn't dating material. This FML made me laugh out loud! Nice diarrhea of the mouth OP ;)

effy19 | 7

#4312096 - Monday 16 April 2012 9:12

my mom always says honesty is the best policy.

FMLshark | 12

#4312109 - Monday 16 April 2012 9:15

And here we have a perfect example of a Freudian slip.

blaackandprouud | 20

#4312156 - Monday 16 April 2012 9:28

Well now we know your relationship will work, you already told him something notable about yoursel. In the first sentence.

JocelynKaulitz | 28

#4312190 - Monday 16 April 2012 9:40

He probably liked it anyway.

LMA0 | 5

#4312257 - Monday 16 April 2012 10:08

36- are you suggesting that the OP actually likes balls in her face? I'm pretty sure she doesn't or she wouldn't have wrote the FML in the first place:p just sayin:p

CadillacPimpen | 6

#4312455 - Monday 16 April 2012 12:09

46 your too literal for your name.

pinky78711 | 5

#4312588 - Monday 16 April 2012 12:58

Thats what my dad says because he dosent like saying the F but me and my brother say umm nooo its LMFAO

davy187 | 0

#4312658 - Monday 16 April 2012 13:30

lol it really isnt that bad of an icebreaker

Idonebeenhad | 17

#4312740 - Monday 16 April 2012 14:17

Hey, at least you accidentally hinted that you're interested :)

Forlorn420 | 9

#4313093 - Monday 16 April 2012 16:27

Great fml. I hope he jumped at the opportunity haha

MyCleverName | 2

#4313140 - Monday 16 April 2012 16:46

60- *you're

ugh_a_lug | 7

#4314506 - Tuesday 17 April 2012 1:55

Cool story 66.

kitkat789 | 2

#4324597 - Thursday 19 April 2012 1:28

93-guess what NOBODY CARES!!!!!!

hollers444 | 0

#4475004 - Thursday 24 May 2012 5:44

Id ask u out after that

By turtlemonkey | 0

#4311937 - Monday 16 April 2012 8:37

whens our date?;)

hatesfate | 6

#4311996 - Monday 16 April 2012 8:42

When they drop...

MedKits | 9

#4312126 - Monday 16 April 2012 9:20

Ouch.

krewer21 | 1

#4312309 - Monday 16 April 2012 10:32

Damn, cold!

thelastavailable | 13

#4312598 - Monday 16 April 2012 13:01

14 made my day xD

dohboi | 2

#4312743 - Monday 16 April 2012 14:23

When they drop on your face!

TheRealOF | 4

#4312769 - Monday 16 April 2012 14:38

GotHeem

stevenJB | 22

#4312896 - Monday 16 April 2012 15:33

Damn that was the biggest shut down I've see seen! Haha

Harmonyx | 4

#4313283 - Monday 16 April 2012 17:37

If they ever become friends, he will probably not let that one go.. I wouldn't.

HahaYDI | 0

#4313991 - Monday 16 April 2012 22:39

That awkward moment when a funny comment gets dwarfed by an even funnier comment making fun of the aforementioned comment.

ddddddddg | 9

#4315746 - Tuesday 17 April 2012 7:13

I've never laughed so hard

wuzzup969 | 2

#4315751 - Tuesday 17 April 2012 7:15

OP Epic Win xD

By NagatoPain | 4

#4311942 - Monday 16 April 2012 8:37

Well I hope after that you both had a conversation at least and a date :)

Guren | 0

#4314001 - Monday 16 April 2012 22:41

He knows you're DTF now, you're in!

l0v3p4in | 7

#4314196 - Monday 16 April 2012 23:53

This will be the story your best friend toasts to you two at your wedding. Cheer up! You'll bring a smile to all your guests' faces and a horrified look to your mother's.

Eiregal2 | 10

#4314338 - Tuesday 17 April 2012 0:45

What does DTF mean?

TheHaHaNoGuy | 5

#4314587 - Tuesday 17 April 2012 2:37

I could be very wrong, but I'm guessing from the context it means "date then fuck"?

Mandy0325 | 1

#4314677 - Tuesday 17 April 2012 2:53

It means down to fuck...

Guren | 0

#4315402 - Tuesday 17 April 2012 5:15

It means "down to (graphic word for sex)"

sophsoph97 | 8

#4315762 - Tuesday 17 April 2012 7:18

Down to fuck!

By DontClickOnMe | 28

#4311948 - Monday 16 April 2012 8:38

Oh I'm sure he likes you already.

AugustBurnsToast | 14

#4312300 - Monday 16 April 2012 10:30

He and I'm sure the rest of the team know what's up now.

By EnmityKnight | 2

#4311953 - Monday 16 April 2012 8:38

Sometimes we say what's on our mind

l0v3p4in | 7

#4313592 - Monday 16 April 2012 19:13

Freudian slip.

By kdahrouj | 6

#4311956 - Monday 16 April 2012 8:39

That's what she said

igive | 28

#4312021 - Monday 16 April 2012 8:46

in my mind we just high-fived.

MsSoulReaper | 27

#4312104 - Monday 16 April 2012 9:15

Yes, she did indeed said that. Lol

RedMosquito | 4

#4313221 - Monday 16 April 2012 17:18

Just lucky he didn't reply, "me too."

richy90255 | 8

#4314386 - Tuesday 17 April 2012 0:58

... In bed

kdahrouj | 6

#4315831 - Tuesday 17 April 2012 7:47

On top of a tree

By supimnyancat | 9

#4311963 - Monday 16 April 2012 8:39

Well that's one way to break the ice.

FMLandurstoo | 9

#4312677 - Monday 16 April 2012 13:39

...or her nose.

By CookieGirl4ever | 13

#4311969 - Monday 16 April 2012 8:40

Aww, that awkward moment when you realize what you just said. FYL that sucks.

CookieGirl4ever | 13

#4312056 - Monday 16 April 2012 8:55

I'm not sure how that sounded ... but I'm sorry if it sounds mean or sarcastic ... I actually meant to be sincere but I'm sorry again if it sounded better in my head.