By lifeonfire12 - 16/04/2012 01:13 - Canada

By lifeonfire12 - 16/04/2012 01:13 - Canada
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Did you lie? Even if you didn't it's nice he said sorry.
my mom always says honesty is the best policy.
Well now we know your relationship will work, you already told him something notable about yoursel. In the first sentence.
36- are you suggesting that the OP actually likes balls in her face? I'm pretty sure she doesn't or she wouldn't have wrote the FML in the first place:p just sayin:p
lol it really isnt that bad of an icebreaker
Great fml. I hope he jumped at the opportunity haha
Cool story 66.
93-guess what NOBODY CARES!!!!!!
Id ask u out after that
When they drop...
Ouch.
Damn, cold!
14 made my day xD
When they drop on your face!
If they ever become friends, he will probably not let that one go.. I wouldn't.
I've never laughed so hard
He knows you're DTF now, you're in!
This will be the story your best friend toasts to you two at your wedding. Cheer up! You'll bring a smile to all your guests' faces and a horrified look to your mother's.
What does DTF mean?
I could be very wrong, but I'm guessing from the context it means "date then fuck"?
It means "down to (graphic word for sex)"
Down to fuck!
He and I'm sure the rest of the team know what's up now.
Freudian slip.
That's what she said
in my mind we just high-fived.
Yes, she did indeed said that. Lol
... In bed
On top of a tree
Well that's one way to break the ice.
Aww, that awkward moment when you realize what you just said. FYL that sucks.
I'm not sure how that sounded ... but I'm sorry if it sounds mean or sarcastic ... I actually meant to be sincere but I'm sorry again if it sounded better in my head.
You're apologizing for being sarcastic? On FML?!
So might he OP. you could be in luck!
I think 10 meant the player likes balls in her face.
So does your comment :(
Keywords
whens our date?;)
When they drop...