Today, I was watching a boys volleyball team warming up, and I had my eye on one of them who was quite attractive. He sent the ball a little too far and it hit me in the face. He apologized, and I then for some reason replied with, "It's fine, I like balls in my face." FML
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turtlemonkey
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whens our date?;)
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hatesfate
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When they drop...
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Mooish
| 18
Did you lie? Even if you didn't it's nice he said sorry.
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notjustanybody20
| 9
Wow. that must not have sounded wierd at all! I like your idea of an ice breaker :D
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blackheart24
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If the guy didn't laugh at this then he isn't dating material. This FML made me laugh out loud! Nice diarrhea of the mouth OP ;)
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effy19
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my mom always says honesty is the best policy.
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FMLshark
| 12
And here we have a perfect example of a Freudian slip.
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blaackandprouud
| 20
Well now we know your relationship will work, you already told him something notable about yoursel. In the first sentence.
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JocelynKaulitz
| 28
He probably liked it anyway.
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LMA0
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36- are you suggesting that the OP actually likes balls in her face? I'm pretty sure she doesn't or she wouldn't have wrote the FML in the first place:p just sayin:p
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CadillacPimpen
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46 your too literal for your name.
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pinky78711
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Thats what my dad says because he dosent like saying the F but me and my brother say umm nooo its LMFAO
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davy187
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lol it really isnt that bad of an icebreaker
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Idonebeenhad
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Hey, at least you accidentally hinted that you're interested :)
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Forlorn420
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Great fml. I hope he jumped at the opportunity haha
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MyCleverName
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60- *you're
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ugh_a_lug
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Cool story 66.
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kitkat789
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93-guess what NOBODY CARES!!!!!!
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hollers444
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Id ask u out after that
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turtlemonkey
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whens our date?;)
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hatesfate
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When they drop...
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MedKits
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Ouch.
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krewer21
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Damn, cold!
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thelastavailable
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14 made my day xD
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dohboi
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When they drop on your face!
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TheRealOF
| 4
GotHeem
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stevenJB
| 25
Damn that was the biggest shut down I've see seen! Haha
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Harmonyx
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If they ever become friends, he will probably not let that one go.. I wouldn't.
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HahaYDI
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That awkward moment when a funny comment gets dwarfed by an even funnier comment making fun of the aforementioned comment.
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ddddddddg
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I've never laughed so hard
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wuzzup969
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OP Epic Win xD
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NagatoPain
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Well I hope after that you both had a conversation at least and a date :)
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Guren
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He knows you're DTF now, you're in!
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l0v3p4in
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This will be the story your best friend toasts to you two at your wedding. Cheer up! You'll bring a smile to all your guests' faces and a horrified look to your mother's.
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Eiregal2
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What does DTF mean?
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TheHaHaNoGuy
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I could be very wrong, but I'm guessing from the context it means "date then fuck"?
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Mandy0325
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It means down to fuck...
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Guren
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It means "down to (graphic word for sex)"
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sophsoph97
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Down to fuck!
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DontClickOnMe
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Oh I'm sure he likes you already.
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AugustBurnsToast
| 14
He and I'm sure the rest of the team know what's up now.
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EnmityKnight
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Sometimes we say what's on our mind
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l0v3p4in
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Freudian slip.
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kdahrouj
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That's what she said
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igive
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in my mind we just high-fived.
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MsSoulReaper
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Yes, she did indeed said that. Lol
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RedMosquito
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Just lucky he didn't reply, "me too."
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richy90255
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... In bed
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kdahrouj
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On top of a tree
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supimnyancat
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Well that's one way to break the ice.
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FMLandurstoo
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...or her nose.
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CookieGirl4ever
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Aww, that awkward moment when you realize what you just said. FYL that sucks.
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CookieGirl4ever
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I'm not sure how that sounded ... but I'm sorry if it sounds mean or sarcastic ... I actually meant to be sincere but I'm sorry again if it sounded better in my head.
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KMtheDrummer
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You're apologizing for being sarcastic? On FML?!
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sarahlouise0506
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So might he OP. you could be in luck!
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twisted_cherub
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Maybe I'm missing something, but... If he likes balls in his face, how is that lucky for her? I'm pretty sure that means they won't be dating.
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emilydotawesome
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I'm fairly sure that 10 thought OP was a guy... Not sure why though. :/
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syrcuse05
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I think 10 meant the player likes balls in her face.
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louielove19
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That shmucks :(
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funnynesh
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So does your comment :(