By Fatty - 15/06/2019 09:00 - United States - Virginia Beach

Today, I was walking in the mall with my friends when one of them pointed at a store and commented, "Bae Goals." My fat ass thought she said "bagels" and I actually got excited at the thought of eating a bagel, even after I realized my mistake. FML
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Your mistake is you have idiot friends. Find other fatties who like bagels and hang out with them, maybe even literally.

I prefer bagels over bae goals anyway 🤷🏼‍♀️

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"Bae Goals" is a stupid term. I'm disappointed for you that you didn't get your bagels, and your excitement is completely understandable. No one would have thought any different to you, except your friend. Also, "baggle".

Your mistake is you have idiot friends. Find other fatties who like bagels and hang out with them, maybe even literally.

The stomach wants what it wants.

I prefer bagels over bae goals anyway 🤷🏼‍♀️

Being hungry doesn't make you fat and nothing wrong with some extra padding.

TCRII 29

Crap! Now I want a bagel.

It's really commendable that you spend time with mentally challenged people.

I'd be right there with you. Bagels>bae goals