FML : Today, I was walking to class with my roommate. She didn't notice the car coming up behind her because her headphones were in. As I pulled her out of the...

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Today, I was walking to class with my roommate. She didn't notice the car coming up behind her because her headphones were in. As I pulled her out of the way, she thought I was goofing around and shoved me back... in front of the car. I got hit and rolled off the hood. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Thursday 7 May 2009 19:11 / Italy

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By Kalofinator | 0

#177882 - Thursday 7 May 2009 11:03

Oh no! At least you're not hurt too badly - unless you're typing this with your cast in a hospital bed. She's got to feel awful!!

By Hi_Itz_Me | 0

#994965 - Sunday 16 May 2010 02:21

shut the hell up

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By fighterx28 | 0

#177873 - Thursday 7 May 2009 11:02

That really sucks.

beffburger | 0

#830279 - Saturday 6 February 2010 02:47

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

GiddyXD | 0

#979996 - Thursday 15 April 2010 05:56

no actauuly f her life (OP) cos she got hit

seanders | 10

#1616956 - Thursday 28 October 2010 07:07

YDI for trying to reverse the laws of Darwinism

FatGuyLover | 0

#1912368 - Friday 31 December 2011 10:20

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

BirdieCurls | 25

#5857893 - Friday 14 February 2014 07:32

Why are all these commenters illiterate? Can't we just speak normally?

Leumas1999 | 3

#6108213 - Monday 3 November 2014 06:13

#170 but getting hurt BY your friend doesn't

By Cg3780byoch | 0

#177874 - Thursday 7 May 2009 11:02

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

palltaru | 0

#2126616 - Sunday 27 February 2011 01:44

At least your not dead and posting FMLs!

xiaoxaio | 5

#3566996 - Thursday 10 November 2011 06:29

DAAAYYUUMM

By BrannFYR | 0

#177875 - Thursday 7 May 2009 11:02

THAT SUCKS!!! FYL

By manoverboard | 0

#177879 - Thursday 7 May 2009 11:03

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Idonebeenhad | 17

#4116509 - Saturday 3 March 2012 07:26

YOU COMBO BREAKING SON OF A BITCH!!!

By Kalofinator | 0

#177882 - Thursday 7 May 2009 11:03

Oh no! At least you're not hurt too badly - unless you're typing this with your cast in a hospital bed. She's got to feel awful!!

By idlebear | 0

#177883 - Thursday 7 May 2009 11:03

By anatomyguy | 0

#177885 - Thursday 7 May 2009 11:04

pretty sure i've read this FML before. plus if you were pulling her AWAY from the car how were u on that side in order to get pushed into it? Fake.

By kristenlee | 3

#177887 - Thursday 7 May 2009 11:04

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Hi_Itz_Me | 0

#994965 - Sunday 16 May 2010 02:21

shut the hell up

ddawgg5523 | 0

#1022521 - Monday 7 June 2010 09:04

fuck off 7. go suck your shemale genitals in some fuckin ditch and then eat yourself >=(

pcakewafflebacon | 0

#1120728 - Thursday 22 July 2010 12:38

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

hackymeal | 0

#1235268 - Friday 13 August 2010 01:54

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

ruyukyo | 13

#1740016 - Tuesday 23 November 2010 02:23

I'd like to see YOU get knocked over.

Idonebeenhad | 17

#4116531 - Saturday 3 March 2012 07:29

She may have made a stupid comment..but don't you think you guys are being a little harsh? Besides...she was just joking, and as her profile said, you should never take her seriously EDIT: seems I'm 2 years late e_e

jenamalone | 23

#5691740 - Friday 27 September 2013 09:17

You can do the same, 164.

By ocfan90 | 0

#177888 - Thursday 7 May 2009 11:04

nice friend you have there

pancakesrock | 7

#5976682 - Sunday 15 June 2014 10:06

I agree! Friends who are stupid are the best!

By FBIWarning | 0

#177889 - Thursday 7 May 2009 11:04

hahaha get owned

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