By apparently-a-shed - United Kingdom - Worcester
Today, I was walking through my town when a man on a bicycle rolled up to me and said, "I don't mean this offensively but you're really well-built." I don't know whether he was commenting on my height or comparing me to a shed, but my mother won't stop laughing. FML
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  perdix  |  29

#30, oh, I can. I anticipate that the highly intelligent readers will discern that I am satirizing the "shitty situation" cliche and register their appreciation.

  Shrike  |  22

Classic Perdix move. When a terrible comment falls flat, claim the humor is just too sophisticated for people's puny brains and that only smart people will get it. Instant thumbs up from stupid people. Of course, my own comment's satirical too. I'm not sure how or in what way, but the truly intelligent people will thumb me up.

Am I doing it right? I wish /I/ had cheerleaders.

  gc327072  |  29

Shrike you don't have cheerleaders because you only come out to comment at noon on the second Saturday in August during an even numbered year. Who knows what'd happen if you commented more often.

By  Dracoboxer357  |  35

I'd assume he meant you're porportional and he admired your figure in more than just a sexual way, Op. :)
Be flattered, people have said worse to others without meaning to be offensive. ;)

  perdix  |  29

#18, do they really hate it, or do they just say they hate it? Would you prefer that we tell you that you have a terrible ass? Or even better, after spending hours finding the pants or dress that best highlights your ass, would you like us to say, "Hey, I didn't even notice you had an ass?"