By ellinor - Sweden
Today, I was walking outside when I saw my best friend about 100 meters away. I began running towards her, arms flailing, screaming out a tribal battle cry. It wasn't until I was nearly on top of her that I realised it was someone else. FML
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  FFML_314  |  11

How is that sexual harassment? I wonder about children these days, they just don't know anything.

OP, at least we know you're friendly and..maybe a bit odd! You fit in wonderfully around here. :P

  FFML_314  |  11

So, you know why you were moderated, yet continue to use an inappropriate word? I would think the moderator that commented, telling you to not use that word, was a sign that you are out of line and breaking the rules.
They actually aren't that strict, but people can't run around this website, throwing around vulgar words and saying whatever they want.
The moderators have some class, you should follow their lead.

Stop using the word.

  bishoprsv2  |  0

OP should have kept on going and rammed straight into the stranger to teach the other bystanders a lesson as to who is boss.

That is, IF you're the boss...

  simonsaysYDI  |  8

I'm imagining you like, literally an inch away from her face with your arms still eaves wildly and this random person is recoiling in fright.
This is a good mental image.
For all you boring noobs, friends are meant to be greeted in a loud and obnoxious manner. Who else can you be loud and obnoxious with?

  ironic_legacy  |  9

145 - I am part of an ultra-secret government program to eradicate all illegal alien life, and your comment sounded really suspicious to me.

Could you please give me your ID or Solar passport. Cooperation would be appreciated