Today, I was walking out of Starbucks when I sneezed, causing coffee to burn my nose. I screamed, dropped it, and sent scorching coffee all over my legs...

By SplashOuch - 5/1/2010 17:58 - United States

Today, I was walking out of Starbucks when I sneezed, causing coffee to burn my nose. I screamed, dropped it, and sent scorching coffee all over my legs while dropping everything else I was holding. FML

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By dnlphm94 | 0

#757326 - Wednesday 6 January 2010 0:21

Natural reactions. Don't you love them?

By hoyles | 0

#757330 - Wednesday 6 January 2010 0:22

Lesson is: Never sneeze.

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By FiddleStikz | 0

#757318 - Wednesday 6 January 2010 0:20

Ouch :(

humorizer | 14

#757924 - Wednesday 6 January 2010 6:35

Sue them. Maybe you can make a large amount of money. It's the american way!

ZAE06 | 0

#2704467 - Friday 17 June 2011 23:35

more like Donald Trump

Zedric69 | 3

#2847108 - Friday 8 July 2011 11:48

they have warnings on the cup so suing them would be difficult

By dnlphm94 | 0

#757326 - Wednesday 6 January 2010 0:21

Natural reactions. Don't you love them?

Sonii008 | 19

#5851172 - Friday 7 February 2014 16:58

Sure do. xD

By hoyles | 0

#757330 - Wednesday 6 January 2010 0:22

Lesson is: Never sneeze.

dangkoopa | 0

#963997 - Friday 19 March 2010 7:56

... or never drink coffee ever again

By melmcr | 0

#757338 - Wednesday 6 January 2010 0:25

Even Starbucks can be used as a weapon now.

hwkfan1 | 10

#967195 - Wednesday 24 March 2010 6:16

ydi for drinking starbucks bitch no jk that really sucks op

By shortie101 | 0

#757356 - Wednesday 6 January 2010 0:32

wow that is sooo fml

By tman118 | 0

#757363 - Wednesday 6 January 2010 0:35

ydi for having legs

By lostfaithinpppl | 19

#757369 - Wednesday 6 January 2010 0:37

YDI for being clumsy.

By Cristaderzi | 0

#757374 - Wednesday 6 January 2010 0:40

Lol
Thats FRICKIN Hillarious!!

By Malinkrot | 3

#757379 - Wednesday 6 January 2010 0:45

wow I'm surprised no emo teenager has said "YDI for going to Starbucks, you slave to the corporate machine" or some other pseudo intellectual BS like that