FML : Today, I was walking on a busy street. I saw this beautiful blonde walking across the street and a car was coming. I wanted to be like in the movies where...

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Today, I was walking on a busy street. I saw this beautiful blonde walking across the street and a car was coming. I wanted to be like in the movies where the guy pushes the girl out of the way so she doesn't get hit. I accidentally pushed her the wrong way. Right into the car. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ilovefootball - / Monday 7 September 2009 19:21 / United States

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By fxdxhk90 | 0

#547104 - Tuesday 8 September 2009 01:17

So..... what are the police charging you with?

By dcstream | 0

#547119 - Tuesday 8 September 2009 01:19

This needs to be illustrated.

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By Dancinganimal256 | 3

#547082 - Tuesday 8 September 2009 01:13

I'm such a wanker, can I have a Curlywurly?

tyhillman | 0

#547131 - Tuesday 8 September 2009 01:21

That chick got pwned. That's what you should have said.

LchTessMnstr | 3

#547158 - Tuesday 8 September 2009 01:25

Um....are you sure you're not the one that's blonde? She probably saw the car coming... Today, I was walking across the street. I slowed down because there was a car coming and I didn't want to get hit. Randomly, this guy runs and tackles me straight into the oncoming car. FML

FogItNozzel | 0

#547268 - Tuesday 8 September 2009 01:50

How funny would it be if when she gets out of the hospital she posts that.

Starchild21 | 3

#547273 - Tuesday 8 September 2009 01:51

Good point Tess, but in line with the FML, I don't see HOW he could have pushed her the wrong way??? Was he high when he saw her or something? ________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

Tobe_fml | 0

#547358 - Tuesday 8 September 2009 02:17

Ahaha, that's adorable! ------ http://www.youtube.com/user/CynicalDyke

ReasonsToFly | 0

#548262 - Tuesday 8 September 2009 01:10

I don't think you guys realize how hilarious this is. Imagine seeing a guy running up full speed and push someone into a car, stare, then walk away as if nothing happened.

YouFailForLife | 7

#550032 - Wednesday 9 September 2009 04:04

The perfect gentleman

Chalaka | 0

#550047 - Wednesday 9 September 2009 04:12

#124-YES! I pictured that just after i read it.....that...that is win

Awakawak18 | 0

#895152 - Friday 26 February 2010 10:55

ya I'm suprised that there isn't an fml that says today was a perfect day until some ass hole pushed me INTO a car

whitehawk_fml | 0

#1023519 - Tuesday 8 June 2010 04:51

fucking bullshit and if true which isn't u r dumb ass

quent10 | 0

#1056394 - Saturday 3 July 2010 04:26

FALCON...... SHOVE..... YESSSSS!

writergirl69 | 0

#1066370 - Tuesday 6 July 2010 06:17

Today, I was walking down the street, minding my own buisness, when some douche pushed me straight into an oncoming car. FML

janix_fml | 0

#2379040 - Wednesday 20 April 2011 06:26

smooth.... lmao;)

kaycee1996 | 5

#3832951 - Thursday 5 January 2012 09:33

Does No one care about weather or not she's alright?

MelonLord1544 | 11

#5803040 - Tuesday 24 December 2013 01:25

I think we care whether or not you'll get better grammar practice.

By JohnFR33M4N | 0

#547085 - Tuesday 8 September 2009 01:14

Dayum. You fail, big time.

jimgrant1 | 0

#547408 - Tuesday 8 September 2009 02:30

no, clearly fake

dakotalesmercy | 6

#996863 - Tuesday 18 May 2010 03:37

Yes. You should go cry in a corner

sly161 | 0

#3026616 - Wednesday 3 August 2011 04:20

How do you push her INTO the car? Do you fail at aiming?

By DasStig | 0

#547088 - Tuesday 8 September 2009 01:14

WTF? i would like to call fake, bt u never can tell on here.. wow in the time it took to write this 4 ppl already posted..

By horseXtreme | 0

#547089 - Tuesday 8 September 2009 01:14

That's kind of depressing... I bet that really sucks for the girl. Jerk.

ireply_w_lyrics | 0

#547784 - Tuesday 8 September 2009 05:07

"...Spiderman, Spiderman, Does whatever a spider can Spins a web, any size, Catches thieves just like flies Look Out! Here comes the Spiderman..."

ireply_w_lyrics | 0

#547802 - Tuesday 8 September 2009 05:19

[To late to edit to add this, so i have an extra comment] My lyrics that relate to the FML instead of a comment are at the bottom (#91 i think) And they are not country Enjoy!

hockey0429 | 4

#4676307 - Wednesday 11 July 2012 05:52

You're not second dumb ass...

By EffYourLifee | 0

#547099 - Tuesday 8 September 2009 01:16

Ultimate fail.

By fxdxhk90 | 0

#547104 - Tuesday 8 September 2009 01:17

So..... what are the police charging you with?

mif_fml | 27

#6214900 - Thursday 26 February 2015 02:31

Attempted murder.

By azure8787 | 0

#547109 - Tuesday 8 September 2009 01:18

I'm with 5, Ultimate Fail. This should be on Failblog, not on FMyLife.

By PrinceTwilight17 | 0

#547113 - Tuesday 8 September 2009 01:18

How stupid can you get?! O.o either you were on the side of her where you could of pushed her out of the way or you weren't. Are you brain dead or something O.o