Today, I was walking on a busy street. I saw this beautiful blonde walking across the street and a car was coming. I wanted to be like in the movies where...

By ilovefootball - 7/9/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, I was walking on a busy street. I saw this beautiful blonde walking across the street and a car was coming. I wanted to be like in the movies where the guy pushes the girl out of the way so she doesn't get hit. I accidentally pushed her the wrong way. Right into the car. FML

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By fxdxhk90 | 0

#547104 - Tuesday 8 September 2009 1:17

So..... what are the police charging you with?

By dcstream | 0

#547119 - Tuesday 8 September 2009 1:19

This needs to be illustrated.

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By Dancinganimal256 | 3

#547082 - Tuesday 8 September 2009 1:13

I'm such a wanker, can I have a Curlywurly?

tyhillman | 0

#547131 - Tuesday 8 September 2009 1:21

That chick got pwned. That's what you should have said.

LchTessMnstr | 3

#547158 - Tuesday 8 September 2009 1:25

Um....are you sure you're not the one that's blonde?
She probably saw the car coming...

Today, I was walking across the street. I slowed down because there was a car coming and I didn't want to get hit. Randomly, this guy runs and tackles me straight into the oncoming car. FML

FogItNozzel | 0

#547268 - Tuesday 8 September 2009 1:50

How funny would it be if when she gets out of the hospital she posts that.

Starchild21 | 3

#547273 - Tuesday 8 September 2009 1:51

Good point Tess, but in line with the FML, I don't see HOW he could have pushed her the wrong way??? Was he high when he saw her or something?

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Tobe_fml | 0

#547358 - Tuesday 8 September 2009 2:17

Ahaha, that's adorable!

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ReasonsToFly | 0

#548262 - Tuesday 8 September 2009 13:10

I don't think you guys realize how hilarious this is. Imagine seeing a guy running up full speed and push someone into a car, stare, then walk away as if nothing happened.

YouFailForLife | 7

#550032 - Wednesday 9 September 2009 4:04

The perfect gentleman

Chalaka | 0

#550047 - Wednesday 9 September 2009 4:12

#124-YES! I pictured that just after i read it.....that...that is win

Awakawak18 | 0

#895152 - Friday 26 February 2010 22:55

ya I'm suprised that there isn't an fml that says today was a perfect day until some ass hole pushed me INTO a car

whitehawk_fml | 0

#1023519 - Tuesday 8 June 2010 4:51

fucking bullshit and if true which isn't u r dumb ass

quent10 | 0

#1056394 - Saturday 3 July 2010 4:26

FALCON...... SHOVE..... YESSSSS!

writergirl69 | 0

#1066370 - Tuesday 6 July 2010 6:17

Today, I was walking down the street, minding my own buisness, when some douche pushed me straight into an oncoming car. FML

janix_fml | 0

#2379040 - Wednesday 20 April 2011 18:26

smooth.... lmao;)

kaycee1996 | 5

#3832951 - Thursday 5 January 2012 9:33

Does No one care about weather or not she's alright?

MelonLord1544 | 11

#5803040 - Tuesday 24 December 2013 1:25

I think we care whether or not you'll get better grammar practice.

By JohnFR33M4N | 0

#547085 - Tuesday 8 September 2009 1:14

Dayum.
You fail, big time.

jimgrant1 | 0

#547408 - Tuesday 8 September 2009 2:30

no, clearly fake

dakotalesmercy | 6

#996863 - Tuesday 18 May 2010 15:37

Yes. You should go cry in a corner

sly161 | 0

#3026616 - Wednesday 3 August 2011 4:20

How do you push her INTO the car? Do you fail at aiming?

By DasStig | 0

#547088 - Tuesday 8 September 2009 1:14

WTF? i would like to call fake, bt u never can tell on here.. wow in the time it took to write this 4 ppl already posted..

By horseXtreme | 0

#547089 - Tuesday 8 September 2009 1:14

That's kind of depressing... I bet that really sucks for the girl. Jerk.

ireply_w_lyrics | 0

#547784 - Tuesday 8 September 2009 5:07

"...Spiderman, Spiderman,
Does whatever a spider can
Spins a web, any size,
Catches thieves just like flies
Look Out!
Here comes the Spiderman..."

ireply_w_lyrics | 0

#547802 - Tuesday 8 September 2009 5:19

[To late to edit to add this, so i have an extra comment]
My lyrics that relate to the FML instead of a comment are at the bottom (#91 i think)
And they are not country
Enjoy!

hockey0429 | 4

#4676307 - Wednesday 11 July 2012 17:52

You're not second dumb ass...

By EffYourLifee | 0

#547099 - Tuesday 8 September 2009 1:16

Ultimate fail.

By fxdxhk90 | 0

#547104 - Tuesday 8 September 2009 1:17

So..... what are the police charging you with?

mif_fml | 27

#6214900 - Thursday 26 February 2015 14:31

Attempted murder.

By azure8787 | 0

#547109 - Tuesday 8 September 2009 1:18

I'm with 5, Ultimate Fail. This should be on Failblog, not on FMyLife.

By PrinceTwilight17 | 0

#547113 - Tuesday 8 September 2009 1:18

How stupid can you get?! O.o either you were on the side of her where you could of pushed her out of the way or you weren't. Are you brain dead or something O.o

sirknz | 0

#547421 - Tuesday 8 September 2009 2:36

He likes football and cheesy rom coms so I will go with brain dead or incredibly stupid.

By dcstream | 0

#547119 - Tuesday 8 September 2009 1:19

This needs to be illustrated.

popemichael | 5

#547299 - Tuesday 8 September 2009 1:56

THIS.

It'd be funny as hell. Too bad I can't draw worth a damn.

By Irony_and_Ivory | 1

#547122 - Tuesday 8 September 2009 1:20

You, sir, are as smooth as curdled milk.