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So..... what are the police charging you with?

This needs to be illustrated.

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I'm such a wanker, can I have a Curlywurly?

That chick got pwned. That's what you should have said.

Um....are you sure you're not the one that's blonde? She probably saw the car coming... Today, I was walking across the street. I slowed down because there was a car coming and I didn't want to get hit. Randomly, this guy runs and tackles me straight into the oncoming car. FML

How funny would it be if when she gets out of the hospital she posts that.

Good point Tess, but in line with the FML, I don't see HOW he could have pushed her the wrong way??? Was he high when he saw her or something? ________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

Ahaha, that's adorable! ------ http://www.youtube.com/user/CynicalDyke

I don't think you guys realize how hilarious this is. Imagine seeing a guy running up full speed and push someone into a car, stare, then walk away as if nothing happened.

The perfect gentleman

#124-YES! I pictured that just after i read it.....that...that is win

ya I'm suprised that there isn't an fml that says today was a perfect day until some ass hole pushed me INTO a car

fucking bullshit and if true which isn't u r dumb ass

FALCON...... SHOVE..... YESSSSS!

Today, I was walking down the street, minding my own buisness, when some douche pushed me straight into an oncoming car. FML

smooth.... lmao;)

Does No one care about weather or not she's alright?

I think we care whether or not you'll get better grammar practice.

Dayum. You fail, big time.

no, clearly fake

Yes. You should go cry in a corner

How do you push her INTO the car? Do you fail at aiming?

WTF? i would like to call fake, bt u never can tell on here.. wow in the time it took to write this 4 ppl already posted..

That's kind of depressing... I bet that really sucks for the girl. Jerk.

"...Spiderman, Spiderman, Does whatever a spider can Spins a web, any size, Catches thieves just like flies Look Out! Here comes the Spiderman..."

[To late to edit to add this, so i have an extra comment] My lyrics that relate to the FML instead of a comment are at the bottom (#91 i think) And they are not country Enjoy!

You're not second dumb ass...

Ultimate fail.

So..... what are the police charging you with?

Attempted murder.

I'm with 5, Ultimate Fail. This should be on Failblog, not on FMyLife.

How stupid can you get?! O.o either you were on the side of her where you could of pushed her out of the way or you weren't. Are you brain dead or something O.o

He likes football and cheesy rom coms so I will go with brain dead or incredibly stupid.

This needs to be illustrated.

THIS. It'd be funny as hell. Too bad I can't draw worth a damn.

You, sir, are as smooth as curdled milk.