By Anonymous - 29/4/2009 00:05 - Canada
Today, I was walking into my living room when I slipped over the carpet, bashed my head on my glass table, and was moaning in pain on the floor. My parents came running when they heard my head bang... straight to the table to see if there were any scratches on it. FML
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By  Jordn_fml  |  0

my mom did something exactly the same. I was carrying a small size filing cabinet down the stairs for her. Needless to say, I lost balance because my cat was winding her way between my legs purring and fell down 1/2 a flight of stairs twisting my ankle in the process. I got yelled at by my mother for scaring her cat and dropping the filing cabinet on her nicely stained oak stairs, scratching them.

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By  Jordn_fml  |  0

my mom did something exactly the same. I was carrying a small size filing cabinet down the stairs for her. Needless to say, I lost balance because my cat was winding her way between my legs purring and fell down 1/2 a flight of stairs twisting my ankle in the process. I got yelled at by my mother for scaring her cat and dropping the filing cabinet on her nicely stained oak stairs, scratching them.

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  ryguy997  |  0

sounds like mine. my little brother smashed my moms mirror on my head so hard the morror shattered and instead if checking on me mu moms like NOOOOO my mirror! and starts getting mad at my brother for wrecking her mirror.

By  BigGuy99  |  0

My parents would pull this shit on me too. More worried about their furniture or their fucking car if I scratched or bumped either. Little wonder why I put them both in a home! Happy FUCKING mother's DAY and FATHER'S Day!