Today, I was walking home when I made eye contact with some guy, just being friendly. He then started rapping to me while pointing at his dick. FML
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Vitualamen
| 11
Classy. He may have talent.. And several restraining orders. Take it as a compliment!
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Wizardo
| 33
If I've learnt anything from Pokémon its that you don't make eye contact with people, you just get into unwanted battles... in this case unwanted rap battles.
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Vitualamen
| 11
Classy. He may have talent.. And several restraining orders. Take it as a compliment!
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Blackcatluck
| 19
Hey rapping is better then raping! Which is what i originally thought this FML was about..
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oj101
| 33
He could've gone like;
#Picked up a ho,
And i'ma pick up herpes, yo,
But it ain't no matter,
Cos YOLO#
#Picked up a ho,
And i'ma pick up herpes, yo,
But it ain't no matter,
Cos YOLO#
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bingbongbingbong
| 11
You have a dirty mind, shame on you !!
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Punkyxoxo
| 14
Well Sing to him and point at your Vaj?
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Jake_Hale
| 7
#40 better than bieber.
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jc10x
| 8
71- bieber jokes got old a while ago.
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Theglc20
| 27
Hey, At least he knows something about music right? Always good for a potential partner.
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completerubbish
| 17
That depends on your definition of 'music'...
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RoboCunnilingus
| 23
Are you one of those "rap isn't music" idiots?
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golden_warrior
| 23
8 - if you have rapped at a high level the you would know how difficult it is. Trying telling a story while rhyming at the same time. I do realize that there are lot of garbage rappers due to YouTube but don't judge rap music based on them. Listen to Nas, Rakim, Tupac to name a few and you will realize how hard it is to rap while conveying a message outside of hoes, money and drugs.
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Blackcatluck
| 19
It is hard to rap since you have to include the n-word in every verse and still make it rhyme!
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golden_warrior
| 23
LMAO. Sad part is that these lame rappers rhyme the N word with the N word.
It used to be brothers and sistas. Now it's n**gas and bitches -- Tupac Shakur
It used to be brothers and sistas. Now it's n**gas and bitches -- Tupac Shakur
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kurodansei
| 16
speaking of youtube rappers..... you should also try.... Dumbfoundead, Wax, Streetlight Prince EA, WATSKY, Delazoo, Funk Volume, Team Backpack, and.... Me!(click my profile) I'm not that great yet though lol.
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Kn0wledge123
| 21
#43 that last comment essentially proved that you're an idiot.
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AboveAll04
| 14
slob on his knob lol
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Soniye
| 14
And 2 girls 1 cup will put the knob down !! xD
*i have a sick humor*
*i have a sick humor*
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JACKxRAWR
| 22
*no humour
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EnterSandman_fml
| 20
I'm glad I'm not the only one that remembers the old 'Slob on his knob' rap FML.
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jayceejaco
| 15
Like corn on a cob
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Soniye
| 14
33- I'm not British so it's humor to me :P
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gpg5
| 18
Wow, he's pathetic
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Pesticides
| 19
it's a little thing called over compensation
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addioty
| 19
What up chick, this be my dick, ill take you for a ride and yeah it'll be sick wait what
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AboveAll04
| 14
maybe that's his way of asking you out ? Idk what to tell you....
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ironichalibut
| 24
There's worse pickup lines.. But probably not many..
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lbrown66
| 12
If you didn't know what to tell them then why did you comment?
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ImGucci
| 8
He's just trying to sell you his new mixtape "my dick got da hoes"
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underthesea12
| 24
how romantic!
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ShadowWolfoxImp
| 18
XD that's crazy! Take it as funny and keep moving on.
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Wizardo
| 33
If I've learnt anything from Pokémon its that you don't make eye contact with people, you just get into unwanted battles... in this case unwanted rap battles.
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tegraturbo2000
| 15
thats great
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nite66
| 21
Thumbs up for the Pokemon reference lol
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RockN
| 10
You should've said "DISGUSTING" *in a scottish accent*