By NotInterested - 23/08/2013 06:23 - United States

Today, I was walking home when I made eye contact with some guy, just being friendly. He then started rapping to me while pointing at his dick. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 030
You deserved it 4 623

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Classy. He may have talent.. And several restraining orders. Take it as a compliment!

If I've learnt anything from Pokémon its that you don't make eye contact with people, you just get into unwanted battles... in this case unwanted rap battles.

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Classy. He may have talent.. And several restraining orders. Take it as a compliment!

Hey rapping is better then raping! Which is what i originally thought this FML was about..

He could've gone like; #Picked up a ho, And i'ma pick up herpes, yo, But it ain't no matter, Cos YOLO#

You have a dirty mind, shame on you !!

Well Sing to him and point at your Vaj?

#40 better than bieber.

71- bieber jokes got old a while ago.

Hey, At least he knows something about music right? Always good for a potential partner.

That depends on your definition of 'music'...

Are you one of those "rap isn't music" idiots?

8 - if you have rapped at a high level the you would know how difficult it is. Trying telling a story while rhyming at the same time. I do realize that there are lot of garbage rappers due to YouTube but don't judge rap music based on them. Listen to Nas, Rakim, Tupac to name a few and you will realize how hard it is to rap while conveying a message outside of hoes, money and drugs.

It is hard to rap since you have to include the n-word in every verse and still make it rhyme!

LMAO. Sad part is that these lame rappers rhyme the N word with the N word. It used to be brothers and sistas. Now it's n**gas and bitches -- Tupac Shakur

speaking of youtube rappers..... you should also try.... Dumbfoundead, Wax, Streetlight Prince EA, WATSKY, Delazoo, Funk Volume, Team Backpack, and.... Me!(click my profile) I'm not that great yet though lol.

#43 that last comment essentially proved that you're an idiot.

slob on his knob lol

And 2 girls 1 cup will put the knob down !! xD *i have a sick humor*

I'm glad I'm not the only one that remembers the old 'Slob on his knob' rap FML.

Like corn on a cob

33- I'm not British so it's humor to me :P

Wow, he's pathetic

it's a little thing called over compensation

What up chick, this be my dick, ill take you for a ride and yeah it'll be sick wait what

maybe that's his way of asking you out ? Idk what to tell you....

There's worse pickup lines.. But probably not many..

If you didn't know what to tell them then why did you comment?

He's just trying to sell you his new mixtape "my dick got da hoes"

XD that's crazy! Take it as funny and keep moving on.

If I've learnt anything from Pokémon its that you don't make eye contact with people, you just get into unwanted battles... in this case unwanted rap battles.

Thumbs up for the Pokemon reference lol

You should've said "DISGUSTING" *in a scottish accent*