By Anonymous - 25/07/2009 05:19 - United States

Today, I was walking down the strip with a friend when we saw a homeless man with no arm. I felt bad, so I gave him some cash and I looked into his poor little eyes when he put out his arm for a hug. Without thinking, I hugged him. Right as I was thinking, "wtf am I doing," he kissed my boob. FML
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Yeah, that's what you get for being so patronizing. "poor little eyes." He's a hobo, not your fucking pet.

what he said ^^^

she was probably trying to be nice especially considering that most people would probably ignore them or do something more cruel and at least he probably enjoyed it

While it's true that she was probably just trying to be nice, and he probably did enjoy it, you have to remember that most homeless people are homeless for a reason. They usually have mental problems, yet nobody to take care of them. Thus, giving them money, while a nice gesture and all, usually isn't going to help them be any less homeless.

Well said, pizz.

you deserve it for looking at a crack head aids infested homeless guy?

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How does OP deserves that?! She was being kind!

Is it bad that I laughed?

wow i find that ammusing... hahahaa

amusing* Learn how to type fellow.

That's what you get for putting boobs in his face. He probably thought it was an invitation.

no she said "boob" she's a uniboob freak!!!!!

It's like he got paid for entertainment.

I'm sorry, that sucks

No, no, the homeless guy sucked.....

yeah, like what if he was holding a knife in his other hand...

I think she probably would have noticed.

lmao Maybe I should go be a homeless guy.

yeah op i could use a hug ;)

Homeless people tend to be crazy.

He isn't just a hobo, he is a horny hobo

haha 2nd that's nasty

Who's second? Surely not you.

I think #9 meant "I second that" or something like that.

first! that's gross

Yeah.... You're like tenth. OP: why would you hug a hobo? For all you know, he could have rabies!

There are around, 3 reported cases of rabies in humans a year. Don't assume every person who lives on the street has some awful disease. People are so stupid as to believe what is depicted on Tv as facts. No, rabies is in fact, very uncommon.

What, you don't think Rush Limbaugh would give money to a hobo and then hug him while the guy kissed his moobs? Haven't you ever heard of "Compassionate Conservatism"?

what is this compassionate conservatism? Does it involve shooting things? Or maybe letting things get shot?

Hey, Vice President Cheney called for an ambulance after that hunting accident - so let's not be unfairly judgmental here..

First attributing this to religious behaviour, now attributing this to liberalism... what's next? Oh wait. In before "you know who else hugged the homeless? Hitler."

No actully there is about 15 thousand cases of rabies found in humans a year not 3.......

um. you can hug with one arm. duh.

#42, do some research before arguing with someone who actually knows what they are talking about. There have only been about 40 cases of rabies in humans since the 1980s.

LOL @44. @41, you need to learn to read before trying to be funny..

No actually you two need to reread it bc no where does she say missing an arm... it says homeless man "with no arm"...although common sense can put the pieces together and figure out what OP meant.. 41 is not at fault for reading exactly what OP wrote..

"with no arm" is different from "with no arms."

I would agree that hobos are a bit more likely to have disease, but I highly doubt that any of them have rabies. And just because someone is homeless doesnt me they have terrible diseases, their just a bit more likely to get disease.

Yeah that's kind of what I meant. They may be more prone to disease because decent medical care isn't readily available, but not all homeless people have disease. And @42, maybe there are that many rabies cases in ANIMALS each year, but there are an average of 3-4 reported rabies cases in humans per year, probably more like 2-3 each year anyway.

Actually you are all partially correct... bc there are definitely thousands of rabies related deaths a year.. not 3, and not 40 since 1980...however most occur in Africa and Asia not the US

People on this site can't take jokes...

to everyone else: be nice to him- he was one of the 3

@86, There are somewhere between 2-4 reported cases of rabies each year in the United States. 3rd World countries there are a lot more. Wow on this site you have to be obscenely clear, don't you?