FML : Today, I was walking down the street, when an aging lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young...

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Today, I was walking down the street, when an aging lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she had pickpocketed me of my wallet. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 28 April 2012 01:55 / United States - Darien

Money

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By Krysk_fml | 0

#4363927 - Saturday 28 April 2012 06:02

I can imagine now what you would be saying to the cops. 'Help me officer I was robbed by a senior citizen.'

By BigBoyBounce | 5

#4363939 - Saturday 28 April 2012 06:03

That's why you can't always trust old people. They look sweet but are all secret evil geniuses.

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By Krysk_fml | 0

#4363927 - Saturday 28 April 2012 06:02

I can imagine now what you would be saying to the cops. 'Help me officer I was robbed by a senior citizen.'

foreverhurt | 6

#4363994 - Saturday 28 April 2012 06:29

1- That would be an interesting conversation

QueenQuay77 | 10

#4364071 - Saturday 28 April 2012 06:44

Thats crazy, even senior citizens are outta control nowadays, is it really that bad?

dominic1221 | 6

#4364085 - Saturday 28 April 2012 06:51

Uhhh, it's not exactly a new thing, kiddo. Plenty of evil old bags all through the last century too.

Meettitan | 14

#4364115 - Saturday 28 April 2012 06:56

She probably planned it. I bet she'll ask someone else to help her cross the street and do the same to them.

IphonFML | 6

#4364206 - Saturday 28 April 2012 07:30

It was a trap! *queue evil troll face*

Kyzahhh | 7

#4364257 - Saturday 28 April 2012 07:45

grannies gone wild

tree07 | 1

#4364495 - Saturday 28 April 2012 10:00

Retirement isn't what it used to be!

shannonreneee | 11

#4364594 - Saturday 28 April 2012 11:20

32, at work my biggest shop lifters are the elderly. It costs a lot for them to stay alive, so they resort to breaking the law unfortunately.

FlamingTacos | 7

#4366005 - Saturday 28 April 2012 04:16

Lloyd Christmas did that. "I got robbed by and old lady on a motorized vehicle. And I didn't even see it coming!"

MrSarcasm | 4

#4366145 - Saturday 28 April 2012 04:59

Once the pension runs out, they gotta make ends meet somehow.

xoconnie | 8

#4366309 - Saturday 28 April 2012 05:47

wow thats a first! well, you did a nice deed and then got screwed basically... good job for being helpful, but FYL

onlychildFTW | 33

#4367031 - Saturday 28 April 2012 09:08

Best thing to do; after someone has bumped into you or anything always check for you wallet, keys, phone or anything in your pockets right after so you have a chance to get it back if anything was missing.

yoyoforpeace | 14

#4368071 - Sunday 29 April 2012 07:11

She's a BOSS.

FYLgurl | 6

#4369206 - Sunday 29 April 2012 03:15

I would have said officer a random old lady stole my wallet

notfarremoved | 4

#4372053 - Monday 30 April 2012 05:28

My mother runs a shop and has caught many elderly shoplifters; I'm sure it's nothing new.

GumStickExtraGmail | 20

#7553782 - Wednesday 18 October 2017 12:15

a comma in between me and officer.

By jerseyboy732 | 16

#4363931 - Saturday 28 April 2012 06:02

and that's what you get for being nice

JulieHope_fml | 7

#4364027 - Saturday 28 April 2012 06:35

No good deed goes unpunished.

JulieHope_fml | 7

#4364224 - Saturday 28 April 2012 07:35

50 All good (don't know why it's getting down voted though).

SkoomaKi | 24

#4364597 - Saturday 28 April 2012 11:20

It's true that the nice guy never wins, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't be nice. The fact that you're making someone's life better should be enough.

starwind3438 | 9

#4364864 - Saturday 28 April 2012 01:34

So Jerseyboy, you are saying I should be an asshole all the time? Idiot.

BeThePanda | 1

#4365855 - Saturday 28 April 2012 03:47

Wow, everyone is being so hard on this guy. He's saying exactly what everyone else is saying; no good deed goes unpunished. He was even the first to say it!

By starman02 | 12

#4363935 - Saturday 28 April 2012 06:03

Sneaky lady! She must have fingers like a snake ;)

alexup24 | 13

#4364015 - Saturday 28 April 2012 06:33

Or she has ninja fingers.

lebronesque73091 | 12

#4364109 - Saturday 28 April 2012 06:55

What a bitch. You can't even trust old people these days.

iheartstewie7 | 5

#4364167 - Saturday 28 April 2012 07:19

0.o what kind of snakes do you have?

starman02 | 12

#4364189 - Saturday 28 April 2012 07:24

I really thought this comment was self explanatory.. Apparently not.. Snakes are sneaky, crafty little buggers.. Silent.. Kind of like a ninja. They will sneak up on there prey ( a.k.a the wallet ) and snatch it up. ... Do I need to explain more? Or do you kind of get what I was meaning??

iheartstewie7 | 5

#4364235 - Saturday 28 April 2012 07:37

Oh I get it, it's like a simile. I thought you meant that snakes have fingers..Fail lol.

The_Hitdude | 12

#4364894 - Saturday 28 April 2012 01:48

Someone needs to go back to the fifth grade and learn sentence parts.... *cough cough*iheartstewie7*cough*

By Random951 | 12

#4363937 - Saturday 28 April 2012 06:03

Do people have any decency these days? I just can't believe how so many people can commit a crime like that and not have any guilt over it.

breeY0 | 7

#4364351 - Saturday 28 April 2012 08:38

LOL i thought it said *asian lady* and i was going to comment on the potential rascist view of the situation

thiscrazything | 0

#4364987 - Saturday 28 April 2012 02:35

Maybe they do have guilt, but are too hungry to do the right thing.

spekledworf | 17

#4366911 - Saturday 28 April 2012 08:40

Jeez I bet she'd rob a paramedic too, if she had the chance

shanemaximo | 7

#4368174 - Sunday 29 April 2012 08:00

Con artist 101: Never trust the elderly.

notfarremoved | 4

#4372059 - Monday 30 April 2012 05:30

Judging by her dexterity; I would say she has had plenty of practice tuning out remorse.

By BigBoyBounce | 5

#4363939 - Saturday 28 April 2012 06:03

That's why you can't always trust old people. They look sweet but are all secret evil geniuses.

QueenQuay77 | 10

#4364057 - Saturday 28 April 2012 06:42

She probably been doing it for years, so she got mega experience.

By burro_fml | 6

#4363941 - Saturday 28 April 2012 06:03

Suckers these days.

By kimmi41509 | 10

#4363951 - Saturday 28 April 2012 06:04

What is it with people being pickpocketed all the time these days? That's all half of the newer FMLs are about.

dominic1221 | 6

#4364097 - Saturday 28 April 2012 06:53

I wondered WTF you were talking about cause I haven't noticed that. So I searched and I only found 3 FMLs about pickpocketing. One on 04/27/2012, another on 04/19/2012, and another on 09/04/2009. You need rehab, sis?

plaguer | 26

#4364130 - Saturday 28 April 2012 07:01

If there's rehab for being slightly dramatic, it sounds like you could be the first to go. I've come across what feels like a bunch of pickpocketing FMLs as well, but if you're right they're just annoying re-runs. Chillax.

kimmi41509 | 10

#4364887 - Saturday 28 April 2012 01:45

Lol no I don't need rehab, thanks anyway bro. But no seriously it seems like there were a lot more fmls of people being pickpocketed. Maybe they were worded differently, instead of pickpocketed they probably used the word stolen. All the same shit to me. Also sometimes the fmls are deleted after theyre posted, so a possibility? I should have known someone was going to get all technical about it!

The_Hitdude | 12

#4364910 - Saturday 28 April 2012 01:56

90- Probably should've gotten your facts straight so no one would have to get technical about it.

kimmi41509 | 10

#4364932 - Saturday 28 April 2012 02:07

Like I said, some others were probably worded differently. It doesn't really matter. I need to get nothing straight!

PeteyPablo12308 | 20

#4364994 - Saturday 28 April 2012 02:42

Hmm, kimmi you are wrong. I read FML every day for the past couple years, and there are quite a few about people getting stolen from, but nothing close to a pick-pocket situation. Well except for those three, that were just mentioned.