By Anonymous - United States - Darien
Today, I was walking down the street, when an aging lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she had pickpocketed me of my wallet. FML
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  onlychildFTW  |  33

Best thing to do; after someone has bumped into you or anything always check for you wallet, keys, phone or anything in your pockets right after so you have a chance to get it back if anything was missing.

  GumStickExtraGmail  |  21

a comma in between me and officer.

  SkoomaKi  |  27

It's true that the nice guy never wins, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't be nice. The fact that you're making someone's life better should be enough.

  BeThePanda  |  1

Wow, everyone is being so hard on this guy. He's saying exactly what everyone else is saying; no good deed goes unpunished. He was even the first to say it!

  starman02  |  12

I really thought this comment was self explanatory.. Apparently not..
Snakes are sneaky, crafty little buggers.. Silent.. Kind of like a ninja.
They will sneak up on there prey ( a.k.a the wallet ) and snatch it up.
... Do I need to explain more? Or do you kind of get what I was meaning??

  dominic1221  |  6

I wondered WTF you were talking about cause I haven't noticed that. So I searched and I only found 3 FMLs about pickpocketing. One on 04/27/2012, another on 04/19/2012, and another on 09/04/2009. You need rehab, sis?

  plaguer  |  26

If there's rehab for being slightly dramatic, it sounds like you could be the first to go.
I've come across what feels like a bunch of pickpocketing FMLs as well, but if you're right they're just annoying re-runs. Chillax.

  kimmi41509  |  10

Lol no I don't need rehab, thanks anyway bro. But no seriously it seems like there were a lot more fmls of people being pickpocketed. Maybe they were worded differently, instead of pickpocketed they probably used the word stolen. All the same shit to me. Also sometimes the fmls are deleted after theyre posted, so a possibility? I should have known someone was going to get all technical about it!


Hmm, kimmi you are wrong. I read FML every day for the past couple years, and there are quite a few about people getting stolen from, but nothing close to a pick-pocket situation. Well except for those three, that were just mentioned.