By Saw - United Kingdom
Today, I was walking down the street, when a car started cruising alongside me. I looked over, annoyed, at which point the driver started screaming obscenities and telling me that I'm "gonna get it" for "betraying" him, before angrily speeding off. I'm too scared to even sleep now. FML
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  AllSoul  |  23

I don't think he was saying it's a wonderful day, but just singing the cartoon theme song from "Arthur", just a little joke...

And yes, I did too #43.

By  Ali_Br_fml  |  33

Wow, there are really some psychos driving around your neighborhood. You probably have a twin you don't know about...or that guy just sucks at recognizing people... Lock your doors and windows at night op, and good luck with that sleeping situation.

By  MelTheGreat  |  23

Cool story, brah. So cool it's causing my nipples to practically turn into icicles. Hell, they could probably cut glass right now. I should dip them in warm water or something. PMSL

By  perdix  |  29

If he didn't harm you while you were alone on the street, he's too much of a wuss to do anything later.

You can continue to betray him with impunity. Sleep tight!

  LiveLaughFML  |  10

The best revenge is making someone paranoid. If you do something then, they'll figure it's over and have nothing to worry about. But if you wait, it'll constantly be on their mind. For ever, and ever, and ever...muahaha! *evil cackle*