By Saw - 11/02/2012 02:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking down the street, when a car started cruising alongside me. I looked over, annoyed, at which point the driver started screaming obscenities and telling me that I'm "gonna get it" for "betraying" him, before angrily speeding off. I'm too scared to even sleep now. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 575
You deserved it 2 628

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He was probably just fucking with you.

Probably a drunk that mistook you for someone else.... Or you should consider finding a safehouse.

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He was probably just fucking with you.

I'd still invest in some extra locks, an alarm system, and maybe even a dog. There's a lot of psychos running around these days...

Lock all your doors and windows also keep a knife and phone with you in bed and that should keep you safe.......For now o_0

You are so dumb. You are really dumb. For real.

Nothing will happen. He should of done something then and there. At least threw something at you.

How would he know where you live?

He's climbin in your windows

i know OP's situation is bad and all, but am I the only one who thought of Arthur's theme song when I read the first line? :p

And I say, "Hey! What a wonderful kind of day!"

I don't think he was saying it's a wonderful day, but just singing the cartoon theme song from "Arthur", just a little joke... And yes, I did too #43.

Which Arthur are you guys talking about???

#60 is talking, well, singing about the cartoon Arthur, and #43 was talking about the you/rudetube remix I believe.

Probably a drunk that mistook you for someone else.... Or you should consider finding a safehouse.

I guess I was that drunk...sorry honey!

Wow! What a crazy coincidence that you not only remember that you did that if you were drunk, but also that both you and OP comment on FML.

Just because you're drunk doesn't mean you don't remember lool..

HoneyBuncher or Honey BooBoo?

Dang...sucks to be you dude.

Agreed, although OP's a female.

I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes!

Welcome to Good Burger, Home of the Good Burger can I take your order? :D damn haven't seen that movie for a while now. :(

AGM77 beat me to it :/

He had it coming

That's called a drive by bitch out. Hope you had a wonderful experience. :)

Wow, there are really some psychos driving around your neighborhood. You probably have a twin you don't know about...or that guy just sucks at recognizing people... Lock your doors and windows at night op, and good luck with that sleeping situation.

And hide your kids 'cause he's snatchin' your people up.

What a nutball! Carry on with life, this hopefully won't do you too much harm.

Guys are so dumb sometimes. This asshole can't even tell the difference between a stranger and a one night stand he had.

Cool story, brah. So cool it's causing my nipples to practically turn into icicles. Hell, they could probably cut glass right now. I should dip them in warm water or something. PMSL

You're hysterical. You write your own material?

14 - epic win is epic! :D

If he didn't harm you while you were alone on the street, he's too much of a wuss to do anything later. You can continue to betray him with impunity. Sleep tight!

The best revenge is making someone paranoid. If you do something then, they'll figure it's over and have nothing to worry about. But if you wait, it'll constantly be on their mind. For ever, and ever, and ever...muahaha! *evil cackle*