FML : Today, I was walking around my house without a shirt on after my shower. I picked up my cat and walked around the corner... Just as my dad turned on the...

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Today, I was walking around my house without a shirt on after my shower. I picked up my cat and walked around the corner... Just as my dad turned on the vacuum. Now I have 6 rather deep bloody holes in my shoulder and chest. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By vitalcheese - / Wednesday 20 May 2009 19:12 / United States

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By Funnybunny_fml | 3

#215378 - Wednesday 20 May 2009 23:19

i really hope your a guy and that sucks i have a rabbit with really long nails and likes to bite.

By paperfox_fml | 0

#215450 - Wednesday 20 May 2009 23:30

#7, you're a twat. Cats have claws, if you don't like it then don't buy a fucking cat. You know, declawing is considered so cruel that it's illegal in the UK and several other European countries. If you genuinely believe it's a minor surgery that causes no suffering and is even remotely justifiable you may wish to do a spot of constructive googling on the matter. -.-

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By Funnybunny_fml | 3

#215378 - Wednesday 20 May 2009 23:19

i really hope your a guy and that sucks i have a rabbit with really long nails and likes to bite.

DoorMatCat | 3

#1613871 - Thursday 28 October 2010 3:16

yeah this fml was posted by a guy :)

By mynameisnotjudie | 0

#215379 - Wednesday 20 May 2009 23:19

ooohhhh. tough, man. = /

By mrdeeds23 | 0

#215387 - Wednesday 20 May 2009 23:20

one of many reasons i hat cats lol

vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv | 2

#839993 - Wednesday 10 February 2010 4:32

Oh, it got scared and tried to protect itself! Why would you hate cats because of that?
OP: That sucks! Happened to my mom when our cat fell in the bathtub... Ya, my mom was in it at the time... Not so pretty

olivesd23 | 0

#1129191 - Friday 23 July 2010 17:47

hahahq when i was. kid. my sister was holding the cat that she had gotten for her birthday and the cat shit on her all over her shirt xD

Spirit_Of_Nature | 0

#1460663 - Sunday 26 September 2010 17:40

#123 agreed . can't handle the claws then don't get a fucking cat . I have 3 and declawing is purely cruel. it's one of their only defense mechanisms since they obviously can't talk , for fuck sakes .

By suaveneanderthal | 0

#215394 - Wednesday 20 May 2009 23:21

damn my cat hates the vacuum too

By Chazlol | 7

#215395 - Wednesday 20 May 2009 23:21

o_o =/

By GloomySkyz | 0

#215402 - Wednesday 20 May 2009 23:23

Ow, That has to suck. This is why i don't own cats. Though, I'd love to try cat Yodeling (Its a youtube video)

SOMEBODY QUOTE THE NUMBER ON MY POST, IM DESPERATE. Not really, Love to see replies though