By Anonymous - United States - San Francisco
Today, I was waiting in a line, texting on my phone. I hear what sounded like a sneeze and said, "Bless you" to the man in front of me. He gave me a dirty look as I began to smell something awful. It wasn't a sneeze. FML
Add a comment
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account Sign in
Top comments
By  MartinDJ  |  26

I give you how you actually can confuse a fart with a sneeze like holy Christ that's impressive but you were on your phone so I get how you can mix up things and noises