By charliesangel123 - United Kingdom
  Today, I was waiting downstairs at my boyfriend's house as he got ready to go. His mom came over and said she was so glad her son had met me, that I made him really happy. I smiled thinking how nice that was of her to say. She then continued, "Still, he tells me anal is a no?" FML
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  mfmylifesrsly  |  29

wtf I think it's soo weird when parents no about their teenagers sex life.

and don't listen to this people don't do it if you don't want to. I mean I guess you could try it once or twice then if you don't like it don't continue

I've done anal on myself and don't think it feels good honestly. feels like when your taking a shit but reversed

  Ajjas013  |  6

Wiggling it around in excrement :)

  Ajjas013  |  6

Intoxicunt wins for completing the refrence :) and being cool enough to watch =3

  tweetbaby14  |  17

really 27 no one cares that you can't get guys so you have to get off on your own and I can see why guys won't talk to you if you have shit-fingers... don't touch anything ever

  AnnaAllOver  |  0

wtff. do you think you're cool or something?! "I did anal on myself"

first off; NO ONE CARES. no one wants to hear that because that's just disturbing. and just.. not right.

second; wtff, do you think youre cool by just telling the entire Internet that you " did anal on yourself but it felt like the opposite of taking a shit."

there are some things that just ARENT public. some things you should seriously keep to yourself. like, don't even tell your friends that shit man.

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