Today, I was volunteering at a zoo event for special needs kids. My job was to dress up in a kangaroo costume and greet the kids. One kid came up and said "You're not real!" and kicked me in the nuts. FML
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FBIWarning
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LOL i'd start wearing a cup.
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anonymousjason
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You're a woman and you have balls.
Your L is F'd.
Your L is F'd.
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Bansheethekilla
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WEll "She" is a woman now.
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Felendris
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he (/she?) shouldve kangaroo kicked him back. man I would pay to see that event....
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drcool41
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hahahaha op is a woman now
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peacegirll
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ya hahahahaha
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Lolerskatez
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YDI for not impersonating a kangaroo correctly and kicking him on the face whilst bouncing off your tail...like it's not that hard!
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joecoyote
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well at least he knows you weren't real lol
thats a smart "slow" kid =P
thats a smart "slow" kid =P
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Hunthas
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the same thing happened to me, except with raccoons :(
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BB_ava
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what? you dressed up as an acorn and got bit in the balls :P
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natuhlay
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LMAO!
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Katzilla_dances
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Definitely wear a cup, kids are dangerous when it comes to giant costumes!
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SluttyMcNugget
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Well that sucks, but remember they have it worst than you.....they're special needs kids so their life is already so fucked up. Nonetheless, FYL.
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jerseystreetking
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cant blame them for being brutally honest
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alexgisforme3
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i completely agree with #5.
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HorrorByrd
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HAHAHAHAHA
good for you for keeping your cool
I would have kicked the kid back
good for you for keeping your cool
I would have kicked the kid back
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homiecat
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haha ouch! that sucks, but i agree with # 6
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DonovanE
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The bastard!
You shouldve kicked him right back! ;)
You shouldve kicked him right back! ;)
Your L is F'd.
thats a smart "slow" kid =P