FML : Today, I was volunteering at a zoo event for special needs kids. My job was to dress up in a kangaroo costume and greet the kids. One kid came up and said...

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Today, I was volunteering at a zoo event for special needs kids. My job was to dress up in a kangaroo costume and greet the kids. One kid came up and said "You're not real!" and kicked me in the nuts. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Hackmanjones - / Saturday 13 June 2009 14:42 / Canada

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By anonymousjason | 0

#319839 - Friday 19 June 2009 7:57

You're a woman and you have balls.
Your L is F'd.

By joecoyote | 0

#301485 - Saturday 13 June 2009 20:20

well at least he knows you weren't real lol
thats a smart "slow" kid =P

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By FBIWarning | 0

#301482 - Saturday 13 June 2009 20:19

LOL i'd start wearing a cup.

anonymousjason | 0

#319839 - Friday 19 June 2009 7:57

You're a woman and you have balls.
Your L is F'd.

Bansheethekilla | 2

#547667 - Tuesday 8 September 2009 4:08

WEll "She" is a woman now.

Felendris | 0

#899437 - Sunday 28 February 2010 4:51

he (/she?) shouldve kangaroo kicked him back. man I would pay to see that event....

drcool41 | 0

#1309923 - Friday 27 August 2010 21:18

hahahaha op is a woman now

peacegirll | 0

#1634896 - Monday 1 November 2010 6:58

ya hahahahaha

Lolerskatez | 0

#1713561 - Wednesday 17 November 2010 12:09

YDI for not impersonating a kangaroo correctly and kicking him on the face whilst bouncing off your tail...like it's not that hard!

By joecoyote | 0

#301485 - Saturday 13 June 2009 20:20

well at least he knows you weren't real lol
thats a smart "slow" kid =P

Hunthas | 17

#985016 - Monday 26 April 2010 5:44

the same thing happened to me, except with raccoons :(

BB_ava | 0

#2373167 - Tuesday 19 April 2011 16:08

what? you dressed up as an acorn and got bit in the balls :P

By natuhlay | 0

#301495 - Saturday 13 June 2009 20:22

LMAO!

By Katzilla_dances | 0

#301497 - Saturday 13 June 2009 20:22

Definitely wear a cup, kids are dangerous when it comes to giant costumes!

By SluttyMcNugget | 0

#301525 - Saturday 13 June 2009 20:26

Well that sucks, but remember they have it worst than you.....they're special needs kids so their life is already so fucked up. Nonetheless, FYL.

By jerseystreetking | 0

#301528 - Saturday 13 June 2009 20:26

cant blame them for being brutally honest

By alexgisforme3 | 0

#301532 - Saturday 13 June 2009 20:27

i completely agree with #5.

By HorrorByrd | 0

#301534 - Saturday 13 June 2009 20:27

HAHAHAHAHA
good for you for keeping your cool
I would have kicked the kid back

By homiecat | 0

#301535 - Saturday 13 June 2009 20:27

haha ouch! that sucks, but i agree with # 6

By DonovanE | 0

#301536 - Saturday 13 June 2009 20:28

The bastard!

You shouldve kicked him right back! ;)

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