By Anonymous - Australia
Today, I was very cold and tired, so I took a shower to warm up and went to bed. The minute I hopped into bed, it collapsed and broke. I have spent half-an-hour rearranging furniture to get the mattress on to the floor. Now I'm cold again. FML
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  bfsd42  |  20

My thoughts exactly. Op must be cold blooded if he/she doesn't warm up with half an hour of moving stuff about. Lizard man/lady maybe?

By  akallaan  |  7

Trying warmer clothes, a heater, moving around, closing windows, turning off the A/C and fans, and get a better bed. A Snuggie (cult robe) might also be what you need.

  melibear89  |  7

-5 I don't think OP deserves it. If they had the option of a extra bed they would of just gone and slept in it and maybe they live with roommates and they couldn't go sleep on the couch.

  usnwife  |  18

We've actually done that a few times, leave it cracked open and turned on 200 for 15-20 minutes... Our heater sucks, and as long as you stay close enough to pay attention, dont let any pets/kids in the kitchen, and don't forget about it, no problems!