FML : Today, I was using the urinal at work when an old guy started using the one next to mine. All of a sudden, he used that Ghostbusters' line, "Cross the...

Today, I was using the urinal at work when an old guy started using the one next to mine. All of a sudden, he used that Ghostbusters' line, "Cross the streams!", and tried to pee into my urinal. I had to wait 4 hours in pee-drenched shoes until my shift was over. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By NotASquirrel - / Saturday 12 March 2016 05:29 / United States - Bronx

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By ChocolateScyther | 19

#6557601 - Saturday 12 March 2016 20:08

the fool! you never cross streams! he could've destroyed the entire office!

By OptimusSlime | 23

#6557606 - Saturday 12 March 2016 20:12

That's disgusting what the hell was he thinking

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By ChocolateScyther | 19

#6557601 - Saturday 12 March 2016 20:08

the fool! you never cross streams! he could've destroyed the entire office!

By dbpdp | 11

#6557602 - Saturday 12 March 2016 20:09

Lmao

By anyagrande | 31

#6557605 - Saturday 12 March 2016 20:11

Why. Why would someone do that.

By OptimusSlime | 23

#6557606 - Saturday 12 March 2016 20:12

That's disgusting what the hell was he thinking

By LowLifeKid | 15

#6557607 - Saturday 12 March 2016 20:12

Surely you could have used a napkin or a piece of paper to wipe it off right?

mariri9206 | 32

#6557656 - Saturday 12 March 2016 21:15

12, OP didn't say it was on their clothes - they said shoes. Unless they're cloth shoes, it's do-able. Though, I can understand not wanting to have to wipe someone else's pee off your shoes. Gross, gross all around, both options are just. . . gross.

EnJey0 | 19

#6557774 - Sunday 13 March 2016 0:45

He never mentioned he worked at a place with a very strict dress code, so he could work somewhere where tennis shoes are allowed, which can soak up liquids easily

claudiajean | 24

#6557894 - Sunday 13 March 2016 5:06

Even if they were industrial shoes, if liquid gets inside you've got a puddle of urine in your shoe. I wear doc martens when's it's raining and water can still get in