By babysitter - United States
Today, I was twenty minutes into babysitting my twin baby cousins when I realized that there are no diapers to be found anywhere in the house. I have no way to get a hold of my aunt, no money to buy new diapers, and I don't even have a way to get to the store in the first place. The next few hours are going to be lovely. FML
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  Back_In_Action  |  18

26, shut up. All FML's have to start with "Today" and are sometimes in the present tense for clarity or humor, so the OP wasn't necessarily typing the FML as it was happening. Must we clear this up on every FML in the present tense?

  bballer55  |  0

57-sittin on ure fat butt and playing xbox all day makes u end up like that MOVE URE LAZYBUTT TO A GYM JESUS CHRIST THAT IS SO UNHEALTHY
OP use curtains ever seen drake and josh?

  maxdashz  |  0

73- I guess you would stand up for her seeing as you have two things in common. It is impossible to tell if you are male or female though I'm leaning torwards female for you and male for Cody...

  120796gators  |  0

who is everyone hatin on bballer because he's 14. come on there are so many pervs on here who are either 25 or 15 and keep telling girls they are hot( for no reason) also this sight should be used by 14 year ok'd kids and not 40 year olds

  Raleigh_bruh  |  7

#127 - Yah I get where you're coming from. Lots of downtime maybe? I don't know. :/
And gahh, my comments are poofing for no reason..

P.S. - Anti-flood, teabag a bear trap please.

  FFML_314  |  11

What does going to work have to do with commenting on FML lol?
I agree about the old pervert thing though. *shutters*
I can't stand how many desperate people are on this site, as well as those people who TRY to be funny but fail completely and then get upset when you don't laugh.

  FFML_314  |  11

I don't criticize just speak my opinion.
I wouldn't ever be mean to someone for just hitting on another person, it's when people become desperate about their approach.
I joke around at times but most people aren't.
I'm a very nice person though :)
Rose, tacos are very delicious so you're very lucky.


well there is something to b said that it's not only the people saying people r cute but it's also the girls fault (or guys) for posing a way or wearing something that will attract attention.

  Raleigh_bruh  |  7

Lol, I have that update, and I give it a thumbs up. :P
My friend stood in line forever today to get his new iPhone 4, and I ended up breaking it. :|
Well, haha, he said it acts weird now..

Also, here's some thumbs up emotes: d(^.-)

  FFML_314  |  11

Lol, so my picture appears to be provactive to you?
People should be allowed to dress any way they want. Although I agree with you to a certain extent, people should know their boundaries and hold a sense of control. Everybody will have a different view about a person's picture. For example, Jessie's picture was not in the least bit sexual to me but another person thought otherwise. Did it give anyone a right to say "hey baby let's screw, you're so hot, omg I want to do you right now" yes because it's freedom of speech but she was inviting people to do so simply because of her picture.
The point is that people are to desperate. If you're going to "hit" on somebody, send them a private message and get to know them.
I know from experience that it certainly pays off in the end. :)


well I think missrachies pic does seem like she wants attention and as long as she doesn't complain on people looking at her I'm fine. and I do think people are too desperate but saying "ur cute" is not bad. Hell I'd love some random person to say I'm cute. what I'm trying to say is don't post a flattering pic and complain when someone comments on how "hot" or "cute" u look. and Brah I don't think u broke it I think the iPhone 4 is just too high-tech for him 0.0. haha. btw Ty d(-.0)

  blue_eyes4602  |  0

Ttry to improvise and use something else if you can not find anyone to buy diapers for you. It's a little odd that they left you without any diapers for their children.

And as for everyone who keeps insulting others on here, stop acting so childish. What good comes out of treating others badly?

  LegitDGK  |  0

ydi for being so unprepared the part about the diapers isn't your fault but all babysitters r supposed to get the parent's phone number for emergencies and I bet there is a working house phone there