Miscellaneous: Today, I was trying to study for a test when my brother and his...

By DIY560 - 24/02/2014 03:59 - United States - Ambler

Today, I was trying to study for a test when my brother and his friends decided to play the chant game, meaning one person yells something weird and everyone else has to say it back without laughing. All I heard for about two hours was them yelling things like, "DICK NIPPLES." FML

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By faaail - 24/03/2015 16:51 - Ireland - Cork

Today, while studying for a big test at the library, some idiots started playing hide-and-seek. After putting up with their snorting and giggling for nearly an hour, I finally lost my shit and told them to knock it off. I then got kicked out for causing a disturbance. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 21:33 - Canada

Today, I was taking a bath and out of boredom started making sheep noises. I then had a conversation with myself in farm animal noises. When I got out of the bath, I walked to my bedroom in my towel, passing the living room... where my little brother's soccer team burst out laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2012 04:01 - Canada - Brampton

Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at my friends and family. FML

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By ShylaMarie - 14/02/2012 22:29 - Canada

Today, I had to chase my naked brothers around my house for twenty minutes, trying to get them to take a bath, all while they were chasing my best friend around yelling, "IT'S WIENER TIME!" FML

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By burnmyeyes - 19/04/2014 21:26 - United States - Richmond

Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML

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Dash!

By pokeOww - 13/09/2019 22:00

Today, my brother thought it'd be hilarious to tease a group of Pokémon players. They thought it'd be hilarious to beat both our asses. FML

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By argfarblewarblearble - 07/08/2015 13:49 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was laying on the couch, listening to music. I guess my brother noticed that I was yawning a lot, because when I opened my mouth and yawned again, he dropped one of his rancid toenail clippings into my mouth, then broke into hysterical laughter at my freaking out. FML

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By ekaay - 16/01/2018 15:00

Today, whilst cleaning the living room, I heard snickering coming from my bedroom. My two nephews had found my "play cupboard" and were blowing up condoms like balloons. FML

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You deserved it 1 003

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2023 14:30 - India - Vadodara

Today, I'm trying to study for my finals, but some local school is having an event nearby, and has decided to make life hell by playing "Magic In The Air" at full volume while some woman screams into a mic. I'm dying. The entire neighbourhood can hear their damn sports day. FML

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You deserved it 112

By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 23:58 - Australia

Today, I was hanging out with my brother and his friends. While we were walking to the store, there was a loud snap. Everyone jumped. My bra had snapped, and I had to hold back tears of pain and pretend I was just as confused as they were, while they searched for the source of the sound. FML

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Theglc20 27

Monday 24 February 2014 11:56

Good thing it want something like 'I love justin bieber'. They wouldnt have have been able to repeat without sobbing

ChenEighty 20

Monday 24 February 2014 12:33

Way to copy a comment from 3 FMLs ago.

Comments

Theglc20 27

Monday 24 February 2014 11:56

Good thing it want something like 'I love justin bieber'. They wouldnt have have been able to repeat without sobbing

FracturedMinds 21

Monday 24 February 2014 12:24

Everyone is saying to send him back to Canada. But even we aren't that mean. The Canadians have been nothing but kind to us, they don't deserve that.

penguinhalo 21

Monday 24 February 2014 13:12

Wrong, they also sent us nickleback.

Queensland 27

Monday 24 February 2014 14:14

At least Nickelback is out of the picture now and don't prance around looking like a tiny fairy swag fag and get done for DUIs and speeding.

JMichael 25

Monday 24 February 2014 17:37

45- some people think their music is terrible.

itsalanis 25

Monday 24 February 2014 18:35

Well, ever since we lost that hockey game, USA versus Canada, in the Olympics, the wager was whomever loses keeps Beiber.

then000bster 16

Monday 24 February 2014 20:34

Should not be drinking anything while reading fmls

IDontKnowWhoIAm04 24

Wednesday 26 February 2014 5:58

Please deport him to his real home. Hell. Wait... How about the bottom of the ocean. Sharkeisha can beat the shit out of him there.

PurelyCanadian 18

Monday 24 February 2014 11:56

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

ChenEighty 20

Monday 24 February 2014 12:33

Way to copy a comment from 3 FMLs ago.

FracturedMinds 21

Monday 24 February 2014 12:34

I was thinking it, I was just too lazy to call her out on it.

Emmiii_fml 18

Monday 24 February 2014 13:03

Yeah.. This comment would have been funny if you actually made it up yourself...

airhead2015 18

Monday 24 February 2014 13:18

#19, 3 F MLs ago? More like half a year ago... at least!

ChenEighty 20

Monday 24 February 2014 13:21

No, 27, 3 FMLs ago. The one with the kid that made the dick out of play doh, comment 6

kaablam 17

Monday 24 February 2014 14:01

This phrase wasn't even coined on fml, sorry guys.

PurelyCanadian 18

Monday 24 February 2014 15:24

What #32 said .. I love how quickly everyone is to jump down my throat, though. :) Maybe it seemed so familiar because I recently read it on FML. Maybe that was the case. Don't know - don't care.

allie2590 31

Monday 24 February 2014 16:08

Oh who cares? Seriously.

hashshim 23

Monday 24 February 2014 19:14

You guys must be new to the Internet. That phrase has been used hundreds of times already, it was not made up 3 FMLs ago.

HanselF 7

Monday 24 February 2014 11:56

makes me quite happy I have no brothers!

AUShano 15

Monday 24 February 2014 11:58

Did you write any of it down on your notes? Because it would be rather unfortunate if you were to subconsciously remember and write one of the chants down for the actual test answers....

712sash 26

Monday 24 February 2014 11:59

Your brother and his mates sound quite immature. Hope you do/did well in the test :)

BillMurray_fml 12

Monday 24 February 2014 16:43

Oh come on. Just try saying dick nipples out loud without smiling!

Ashamed_Sister 60

Monday 24 February 2014 11:59

You cannot win this game against your brother.

Stazza11 27

Monday 24 February 2014 12:02

At least they were not annoying you :D

PurelyCanadian 18

Monday 24 February 2014 12:28

That's exactly what they were doing.

ChelzTheWolfGirl 29

Monday 24 February 2014 12:31

I think the whole point of this FML was that they WERE annoying her. She was trying to study, and her brother and his friends were yelling "Dick nipples." I'd call that annoying.