By Anonymous - 29/06/2012 22:46 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, I was trying to put some new curtains up. I couldn't make sense of the instructions, so I decided to wing it. I spent a frustrating half hour fighting with it, and just seconds after I succeeded, the curtain rod gave way and slammed straight onto my head. FML
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gabfoundnemo 5
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You should snap that bastard in two over your knee and show it who's boss. ......then submit another FML saying you broke your leg ;)

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jasonbrosef 0
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You just got draped.

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gabfoundnemo 5
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You should snap that bastard in two over your knee and show it who's boss. ......then submit another FML saying you broke your leg ;)

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Drigr 9
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I wonder if he would consider THAT succeeding too..

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tennisrapper1 14
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Just saying, I'd vote YDI on that FML..

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RigPig 3
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I can't tell by 1's photo what sex they are. Derp.

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hecallsmedarlin 7
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41- wtf does that have to do with anything related to this FML?

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RigPig 3
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I can certainly tell what sex 43 is though.

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GovernorGeneral 8

Instructions to put curtains up?... Those must be real complex curtains :x (probably from ikea) LOL Jk....ehh i need food -_-

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Screwie 25
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These curtains were ugly anyway. .... SUUUN

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heyy_tharr_ 5

71- What's your profile picture of??(:

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gabfoundnemo 5
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Mine? It's me haha

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akayc32 0
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It's really not that hard

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xoconnie 8

Obviously it was.

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xStaciexLynnx 15

But they're curtains!

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2oc 5
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Must be a man posting this. Instructions and hanging curtains are things men don't want to come face to fafe with.

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tornadoboy1947 5
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How can you not understand the instruction?

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reallytho3 11

Probably reading the Japanese instructions...

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YoungMisfit 9
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Because OP is use to working with a different rod. If you know what I mean.

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nukeacat 9
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Anyone can not understand instructions. Those Garden Ridge chairs are hard because the instructions are just pictures! And, if someone makes the instructions out of order or to complex for the average person, then yes, I would say that anyone could not understand instructions.

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trollfaced 2
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They were from Ikea...

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Bree12345 15

you mad bro?

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reallytho3 11

This is gonna have 40 thumbs down... I'm calling it

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PerfasarusRex 3
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No, but I will be if I keep hearing stupid phrases like "you mad bro?, cool story bro, YOLO, and thats a shitty situation." please refrain.

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hecallsmedarlin 7
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STOP with the over used phrase! Following what you hear every other person say does not make you 'cool'. More so makes you sound like a fucking retard.

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aleeshttylXD 9

wrong time to use that phrase.

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reallytho3 11

It's a shame this pretty girl gonna get buried in thumbs down smh

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ifknh8usernames 7
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60 - if a mustache makes you pretty...

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Fmlsea 28
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it ended up with more then 40 , good call .

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Daftendirekt1 0

28 - Shit how much do I owe you?

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TriflingAllDay 6

Time-out. Just because she has huge glasses that cover her whole face, and it looks like she walked off the set of jersey shore, you say pretty?

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nick3600 22
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Didn't know 10 year olds can make accounts now

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Skittles_Rawr 8
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Fuck the rods life.

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Leslier_fml 4
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Ha ha ha thats funny

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MCRaddict15 15
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Quite hilarious, isn't it, because that could totally NEVER happen to you, and because you understand all directions for every contraption you've bought. Right?

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xStaciexLynnx 15

Curtains are not a contraption. They are CURTAINS.

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leogirl95 12

Lol were they instructions from IKEA? I can never understand those...

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whosindahouse 9
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Instructions. A persons worst enemy. And metal rods.

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zachherbert 10
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And bra straps.

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jasonbrosef 0
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You just got draped.

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whosindahouse 9
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Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband cuz he drapin everybody out here!

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olpally 32

Better luck next time! You are the weakest link, goodbye.

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JayDeLaGhetto 7
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Sad thing is... Your neighbors probably saw it..you know since you didn't have a curtain up.

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