By Hopelesslover - 04/08/2009 21:03 - Malta

By Hopelesslover - 04/08/2009 21:03 - Malta
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wow, you kinda fail then, maybe talk to her bout it, cuz obviously shes not that into it.... sux tho
YDI for having a tiny cock. only a fucking asian chink bitch could fuck up THAT BAD.
it's part of the rules to do that.
Totaly right I'm getting sick of seeing 50 bf/gf stories that aren't even that funny
YDI for failing at giving an orgasm. Take sex classes or something, they're out there. Although, I can't exactly blame her. Ceiling appearance is pretty important. It brings out the full aura of the house. Plain ceilings are just no fun. Well anyway, keep practicing at your orgasm giving.
umm...everyone kinda knows that that is just fml's thing...consider googling it for some background on the company...
omg 106 are you 5?!
FML wasn't meant to be funny.. It's about how fucked up people's lives are. While sometimes they are funny, there are very dire situations occasionally.
Screw that! It takes two to tango. You can't just "give" your girlfriend an orgasm. We've been over this before. She has to do her part to get herself there. If she's not even going to try than dump her ass.
I think that's FHL actually...
He was TRYING to talk to her... that's why he asked... I mean, yeah, you can go "YEAH HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT BABY" during sex, so I hear, but that doesn't mean it's not a question. And he WAS concerned with how she was feeling, obviously, or he wouldn't say "I was trying to make my girl orgasm" Bitch should have responded and told him what she liked. FYL OP [edit] god damn it FML... This was aimed at 1.
YDI for being a lousy lay.
self-help book?
FYL for having a small peen. Sorry mate.
F it... Should of flipped her over spanked her ass till it turned andy apple red. Then, pounded her hard from behind and knocked her skull off of the headboard. Bet you would of gotten a reaction out of her then...
Short of hitting her head, that might actually help OP. Different girls like different things. If she's into the rough stuff, that might just drive her wild.
its hard for op to bang a chick with his midget dick dude. i feel bad for him :(
Skull_300 is probably a fan of the Donkey Punch!
maybe. . . . find an asian girl? i hear there vaginas are tight it will match ur asian penis ^.^
What's with all the Asian/small penis "jokes"? Do you people not realize Malta is part of Europe? Geography fail.
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He was TRYING to talk to her... that's why he asked... I mean, yeah, you can go "YEAH HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT BABY" during sex, so I hear, but that doesn't mean it's not a question. And he WAS concerned with how she was feeling, obviously, or he wouldn't say "I was trying to make my girl orgasm" Bitch should have responded and told him what she liked. FYL OP [edit] god damn it FML... This was aimed at 1.
I think that's FHL actually...