FML : Today, I was trying to give my girlfriend an orgasm. While doing so she was lying on her back. I asked her: "How do you like that, baby?". She responded...

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Today, I was trying to give my girlfriend an orgasm. While doing so she was lying on her back. I asked her: "How do you like that, baby?". She responded by asking where I bought the false ceiling and spotlights as she thought it would look good in her flat. She got bored instead of excited. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Hopelesslover - / Tuesday 4 August 2009 21:03 / Malta

Intimacy

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By DameGreyWulf | 0

#457614 - Wednesday 5 August 2009 01:24

He was TRYING to talk to her... that's why he asked... I mean, yeah, you can go "YEAH HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT BABY" during sex, so I hear, but that doesn't mean it's not a question. And he WAS concerned with how she was feeling, obviously, or he wouldn't say "I was trying to make my girl orgasm" Bitch should have responded and told him what she liked. FYL OP [edit] god damn it FML... This was aimed at 1.

By always_his | 2

#457598 - Wednesday 5 August 2009 01:22

I think that's FHL actually...

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By mich23 | 10

#457583 - Wednesday 5 August 2009 01:18

wow, you kinda fail then, maybe talk to her bout it, cuz obviously shes not that into it.... sux tho

bloodthorn | 4

#457624 - Wednesday 5 August 2009 01:27

YDI for having a tiny cock. only a fucking asian chink bitch could fuck up THAT BAD.

Unregistered | 0

#457627 - Wednesday 5 August 2009 01:27

ya really asians need dick enlargments

CL41RE | 0

#457949 - Wednesday 5 August 2009 03:31

Anyone else notice, in the submit your fml it says they try to get fresh stories, with tons of topics, but all the fmls posted these days are: Today, my boyfriend, or Today, my girlfriend, or today, I was having sex with...?

Imawhalerider | 0

#457980 - Wednesday 5 August 2009 03:45

she was excited. . . about your lamps

Alanna_Vicious | 0

#458097 - Wednesday 5 August 2009 04:54

it's part of the rules to do that.

Scotland_111 | 0

#458158 - Wednesday 5 August 2009 05:28

Totaly right I'm getting sick of seeing 50 bf/gf stories that aren't even that funny

CyclonePsycho | 1

#458273 - Wednesday 5 August 2009 06:28

I'm getting sick of all the griping every time a new fad happens. And if you haven't noticed, bf/gf/sex has always been one of the main topics here, so why are you guys choosing now to complain? No one is forcing you to come to this site and comment.

boysxrulex09 | 0

#458418 - Wednesday 5 August 2009 08:28

YDI for failing at giving an orgasm. Take sex classes or something, they're out there. Although, I can't exactly blame her. Ceiling appearance is pretty important. It brings out the full aura of the house. Plain ceilings are just no fun. Well anyway, keep practicing at your orgasm giving.

shiznit0510 | 0

#458814 - Wednesday 5 August 2009 01:47

exactly

CL41RE | 0

#459138 - Wednesday 5 August 2009 04:30

Well just saying that if they say they get tons of topics, and they don't it's lying. Only occasionally it isn't bf/gf/sex.

ga2157 | 0

#461134 - Thursday 6 August 2009 04:06

umm...everyone kinda knows that that is just fml's thing...consider googling it for some background on the company...

supremes1997 | 0

#984352 - Saturday 24 April 2010 09:46

what's an orgasm

kayladance101 | 13

#1457206 - Saturday 25 September 2010 06:52

omg 106 are you 5?!

reneetlovesyou | 30

#6006622 - Sunday 13 July 2014 12:52

FML wasn't meant to be funny.. It's about how fucked up people's lives are. While sometimes they are funny, there are very dire situations occasionally.

By fmlAllStar7274 | 0

#457589 - Wednesday 5 August 2009 01:19

FAIL

By Maddoctor | 10

#457593 - Wednesday 5 August 2009 01:21

Looks like someone isn't doing things quite right...

americayay | 0

#458125 - Wednesday 5 August 2009 05:15

And that someone is quite lucky that his girlfriend will tell him. She could've just faked it for years, eventually leaving him because she's not satisfied. Now he has the chance for improvement.

sika_fml | 0

#458546 - Wednesday 5 August 2009 09:45

Screw that! It takes two to tango. You can't just "give" your girlfriend an orgasm. We've been over this before. She has to do her part to get herself there. If she's not even going to try than dump her ass.

By always_his | 2

#457598 - Wednesday 5 August 2009 01:22

I think that's FHL actually...

By DameGreyWulf | 0

#457614 - Wednesday 5 August 2009 01:24

By survivalism | 0

#457621 - Wednesday 5 August 2009 01:26

YDI for being a lousy lay.

By pinkishgirl | 0

#457623 - Wednesday 5 August 2009 01:26

self-help book?

By hushamushut | 0

#457626 - Wednesday 5 August 2009 01:27

FYL for having a small peen. Sorry mate.

By Skull_300 | 0

#457636 - Wednesday 5 August 2009 01:29

F it... Should of flipped her over spanked her ass till it turned andy apple red. Then, pounded her hard from behind and knocked her skull off of the headboard. Bet you would of gotten a reaction out of her then...

Finnboghi | 0

#457696 - Wednesday 5 August 2009 01:43

Short of hitting her head, that might actually help OP. Different girls like different things. If she's into the rough stuff, that might just drive her wild.