By foreveralone - United Kingdom - Cardiff
  Today, I was trying to convince my flatmate to agree to let me get us a kitten. After gushing about how cute they are, and showing her loads of pictures, she just stared at me and said, "You really need a penis inside you now and again." FML
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  mystashisgone  |  6

You're so unlucky that if it were raining pussy you would get hit in the face with a dick. Or maybe for you it's the other way around. I'm a guy so sometimes it's difficult to take my life lessons and turn then around for females...

  stevenJB  |  25

Comment matches profile pic :3

By  tayza249  |  20

Will you still think it's so cute when it's an adult? I hate when people get pets just because they're cute as babies.. they never want them when they're older

  zingline89  |  18

Yes. Nobody wants them once they get old. I can't tell you how many 6 month old puppies I've thrown in the garbage because they were just getting too darn old.


I don't know why you're getting down voted. This is a serious issue. Our first kitty was a victim of this kind of callous behavior. We found him 3 days before our wedding in my In-Law's neighborhood. He was skin & bones & very skittish. The vet said that it was obvious he'd had a home (albeit a terrible one) until a week or 2 beforehand & told us the statistics of cats around his age just being dumped because they aren't kittens anymore. It's heartbreaking... I'm not saying this is the case with OP, as it just seemed to be a ploy to soften her roommate to the idea, but it is a real issue.

By  ilovefall10  |  21

Don't listen to her OP! She just sounds like a bitch.
It isn't the fact that she dislike kittens,
it's the fact that she thinks that it's any of her business about your sex life.

If I was your flatmate, I would of agreed with the kitten!